Way OT: NYC poop sitting on a train in Alabama
In keeping with the recent spate of OT threads, I thought this was as interesting as most. It appears that New York has been taking advantage of cheap land in Alabama and sending trainloads of their poop there. Someone got an injunction against the dumping (pun intended) and as a result a trainload of crap has been sitting in a rail yard for a couple months. Locals are suffering pretty badly stating that it smells like death.
Humor is in the eye of the beholder, but poop humor is universally funny (unless you live in Alabama).
Poop
April 18th, 2018 at 10:37 AM ^
Looks like Khafka.
not turning into bugs.
April 18th, 2018 at 10:09 AM ^
Old Man Clemens hates shit.
April 18th, 2018 at 10:19 AM ^
I think we're all dumber for having read this, may God have mercy on our souls.
No matter how old you are....there IS just something funny about a fart....
....so I can assume that all the coolers in the state of ohio are all full.
That's a crappy situation (2 time dad, I'll be here all week)
Somehow, it seems right that a trainload of crap is sitting in a railyard in Alabama.
Was it transported in the caboose?
April 18th, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
You have a crappy sense of humor
Poop on a NYC train? What’s new
April 18th, 2018 at 10:03 AM ^
Poop on a Train ... sounds like a great B movie classic
April 18th, 2018 at 10:28 AM ^
Starring Shia LaPoop and Butt Reynolds.
April 18th, 2018 at 10:59 AM ^
You mean Turd Ferguson
April 18th, 2018 at 11:00 AM ^
How about Emma Stool?
April 18th, 2018 at 12:00 PM ^
It also contains a cameo by former Lion great Harry Colon.
And Scatman Crothers.
April 18th, 2018 at 12:10 PM ^
"C'mon Ride the Feces Train"
Alabama deserves the shit they got from New York but no politics.
April 18th, 2018 at 10:52 AM ^
I'll venture there. Notice how the quoted local reflexively points the finger at New York. I don't have all the details here, but considering Deep South culture and the history of the area, it seems at least equally likely that the 'Bama proletariat was sold out by the local aristocracy. It has long been the case down there.
April 18th, 2018 at 10:00 AM ^
Recruits take notice, NYC (the largest city in the US and financial capitol of the world) thinks all Alabama is good for is storing poop.
Come to Michigan!
April 18th, 2018 at 10:21 AM ^
...the recruiting pipelines that Fordham and Columbia have relied on for the last decade.
Of course, those pipelines will now be freed up to pump poop to 'bama.
April 18th, 2018 at 10:00 AM ^
Recruits take notice, NYC (the largest city in the US and financial capitol of the world) thinks all Alabama is good for is storing poop.
Come to Michigan!
April 18th, 2018 at 10:02 AM ^
SEC commish Stankey...name checks out
April 18th, 2018 at 10:08 AM ^
South Park is awful and hilarious at the same time.
April 18th, 2018 at 10:16 AM ^
Wonderful and hilarious*
April 18th, 2018 at 10:06 AM ^
that's what happens when you lose a Civil War
....butt this is how the bagmen get their funding.
"butt"
What? That Yankees end up so full of shit they have to dump it somewhere else?
April 18th, 2018 at 10:07 AM ^
A big trainload of poop stuck in Alabama? I mean, the jokes really just write themselves.
April 18th, 2018 at 10:32 AM ^
and bama fans STILL be like...
That front tooth is photoshopped.
April 18th, 2018 at 10:24 AM ^
I guess I didn't realize that we just disposed poo into landfills.
April 18th, 2018 at 11:15 AM ^
would the Sparty fans in East Landfill have such a shitty attitude???
April 18th, 2018 at 10:24 AM ^
Telling the folks in Alabama to pick it up by the clean end.
April 18th, 2018 at 10:24 AM ^
flush twice. it's a long way to Tuscaloosa.
April 18th, 2018 at 10:25 AM ^
TP Roll Tide?
April 18th, 2018 at 10:37 AM ^
how bad the smell is if the natives in Alabama think it's bad.
April 18th, 2018 at 11:17 AM ^
Smells like death...
April 18th, 2018 at 10:55 AM ^
Not fun.
For the rest of us - hilarious!
April 18th, 2018 at 11:07 AM ^
I suppose the only viable solution is for someone to inflate the real estate values in Alabama, but being that it is Alabama, I have no idea what would make the state sufficiently attractive to get them into the Manhattan tier of land values so that they are not a viable option for cheap places to quite literally dump shit.