NO. BAD BUSINESS SOPHOMORE. GO AWAY
“The Victors” could soon have a modernistic younger sibling.
If a resolution presented to the Central Student Government on Tuesday night passes, the body will provide funding to a group of students looking to develop an additional thematic song to play at University athletics events.
Central Student Government.
I don't know who you are. If you're looking for jobs I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired from the internet. Skills that make me a nightmare for people who will be in job interviews with people who have googled you. If you vote this down unanimously, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for your facebook photos. I will not scour your instagram. But if you vote for this, I will find your linkedin. I will find your whole internet. And I will kill your search results.
dude annihilated his twitter page two seconds after I found it
The patient zeroes:
Business sophomore Adam Weiss, a representative on the CSG Assembly, spoke on behalf of the song campaign, which he called “Hail and Unite.” He said his friend, LSA senior Mike Weinberg, conceptualized the project.
“This project is meant to be, number one, extremely unique,” Weiss said. “The goal of this song is to get a lot of big names that are associated with the University.”
"Extremely unique." #expelAdamWeiss
February 11th, 2015 at 12:29 PM ^
LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUMMMMBBBBLLLEEEE!!!!
I must say this is making for a great lunchtime guffaw.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:29 PM ^
Shouldn't you are your frat brothers finish paying off the debt from you last dustup before you start another?
February 11th, 2015 at 12:32 PM ^
^^ Wins the internet today.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:29 PM ^
is really nice this time of year. Secondly, are you this "kid" you speak of?
February 11th, 2015 at 12:43 PM ^
Please don't send him to Bolivia. I'm sure he has more to say!
February 11th, 2015 at 12:31 PM ^
February 11th, 2015 at 12:32 PM ^
Can this Adam Weiss person put together an Ann Arbor version for this duel?
February 11th, 2015 at 12:36 PM ^
I volunteer as Tribute.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:37 PM ^
This ^^ is extremely unique.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:37 PM ^
This ^^ is extremely unique.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:38 PM ^
February 11th, 2015 at 12:39 PM ^
I only upvoted because this made me laugh uncontrollably.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:39 PM ^
February 11th, 2015 at 12:41 PM ^
DO NOT BAN MGoBubbler. This is the funniest thing I've seen on the interwebz since BigKatzBigDreams and it's apparently real!
The rest of you, quit downvoting him. Bolivia is the last place for this guy. "Brian Oh Brian you fat jerkin off piece of shit I'm gonna meet you on the fuckin' diag and we'll sort this shit out" TREMENDOUS.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:44 PM ^
The 2nd question didn't have a question mark. Does that mean it's not a question or did you lie?
February 11th, 2015 at 3:27 PM ^
Okay. I see you joined the blog today. Hope you enjoyed your time here. Farewell.
February 11th, 2015 at 4:09 PM ^
19 year old jewish kids are gay.
February 11th, 2015 at 4:57 PM ^
The Diag is 2015's internet brawler fighting arena of choice, replacing 2014's pick, Temecula.
February 11th, 2015 at 5:33 PM ^
Dude, maybe time to make like your username and hit the bubbler and chill out for a minute. I recommend the movie Scrapple as a diversion while hitting the bubbler (http://www.scrapplemovie.com/). I assume that's what you want BCook to meet you on the Diag to do. Or is this a "meet me in Temecula" moment? Either way, this isn't a place for posts like yours. And by "posts like yours" I mean literal threats, which I interpret your post as making.
February 11th, 2015 at 10:00 PM ^
Bubbler is Milwaukee-talk for a drinking fountain. Please don't be from Milwaukee, MisterGoBubbler, you silly, stupid tool.
February 11th, 2015 at 10:25 PM ^
I love internet tough guys. And it's poontang, you twerp.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:20 PM ^
LOL, I wish I could give Brian a dollar for that awesome Taken reference.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:22 PM ^
February 11th, 2015 at 12:25 PM ^
February 11th, 2015 at 12:27 PM ^
With words like crazy and retarded off limits, what can I call this? I'lll have to revisit the Monty Python movie The Holy Grail for proper approved insults.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:28 PM ^
At first I was a little pissed, but then I actually read the article and talked to some of my friends from FIJI who knew him, and basically he's not trying to replace the fight song (which would never happen anyways). It's a totally separate project and as stupid as it is, I don't think it's worth encouraging him being expelled or hurting his reputation, even in a joking way. It's a ridiculously stupid idea, so let's just let it get shot down, if it doesn't, then we can talk about further action.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:29 PM ^
strike me as the same type of guys that think trashing a ski resort is "epic."
February 11th, 2015 at 12:30 PM ^
Long-time lurker, here. I think it's as bad of an idea as the rest of you, but I don't think it's a good look to launch a mob attack on the kid that came up with the idea. Did we really need to get a mob together and play smear-the-student to protect The Victors? I think the personal attacks are akin to the "Stop drinking and go to bed." It's just not somewhere we should be going if we hold ourselves higher than most other reprenhensible actions.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:31 PM ^
The other day I was at Assembly Hall, and at some point during the game, there was a pseudo-hip hop music video for a song called "This is IU." Every student clearly knew every word, the video was well done, and most importantly, while it was played, the student section was having fun. College is for the students. If they wanna do something fun, I say let them.
Also this is straight-up cyber bullying. If a guy had to delete his twitter because he had a fun idea, I am not convinced it is the kid who made the mistake.
February 11th, 2015 at 2:25 PM ^
Reposting a person's own Tweets is not cyber bullying.
A lesson in using social media with discretion, yes. But not cyber-bullying.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:33 PM ^
Lets just work on becoming Victors again....
February 11th, 2015 at 12:33 PM ^
He does not look like James O'Keefe.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:35 PM ^
February 11th, 2015 at 12:35 PM ^
Didn't Notre Dame put out some lame music video a few years ago?
February 11th, 2015 at 12:38 PM ^
February 11th, 2015 at 12:39 PM ^
A big no to this idea. Won't entertain it, nope, not one bit. It's like that friggin' "Willie the Wolverine" BS that cropped up when I was at U-M '87-'91...nearly punched the shit out of Willie at the corner of South U and East U one day.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:40 PM ^
Somebody find Ja Rule.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:42 PM ^
Oh Brian oh Brian. How I love when you post humor such as this. It is the scum of the earth like you that motivates so many of us to succeed in life. So, let me ask you a few questions you ignorant, disgusting loser.
1. Do you enoy sitting all day in your mom's basement jerking off to your sister?
2. Do you not show yourself in public because you're a fat piece of shit who eats all day and trolls the internet.
Why do i even dare go any further. This kid will clearly get a job because he is a genuine character who people do not care what they find about him on the internet. You on the otherhnad, well maybe you deserve to be ISIS' next target. Maybe one day we will see you on the internet, getting your testicles cut off and shoved in your fucking mouth. It is this day that I will laugh, laugh so fucking hard, because no one will know who you are.
So my reccomendation for you. Get off your fucking ass. Meet me in the Diag Friday the 13th at 3pm. Let's see what you really look like. And let's settle this like men.
February 11th, 2015 at 12:43 PM ^
February 11th, 2015 at 12:49 PM ^
lol, wut. Calls out Brian for going too far attacking some kid on the internet... by going waaay too far attacking Brian on the internet. Makes sense. Stupidity of reaction > stupidity of action.
MLive ain't got shit on us today boys!!
February 11th, 2015 at 12:50 PM ^
as you keep talking MGoBubbler. You have a real talent. Don't deprive us!
February 11th, 2015 at 3:30 PM ^
LOL he might have typed this word for word again. He spells recommendation correct the first time but not this time. LOL.
February 11th, 2015 at 7:05 PM ^
Brian would kick your ass.
February 11th, 2015 at 8:52 PM ^
sup brah?
February 11th, 2015 at 12:42 PM ^
February 11th, 2015 at 12:43 PM ^
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