THE Oh How I Hate Ohio State Thread
Let your hate flow.....
Q. Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why do OSU grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Why don't Ohio State football players sink in the Great Lakes? A: Because crap floats.
Q: What does a Buckeye grad call a Wolverine grad in 5 years? A: Boss!
Q: Why do all the trees in Michigan lean south? A: Ohio Sucks
Q: What's the one thing that keeps OSU football players from graduating? A: Going to Class.
Q: What separates a good team from a great team? A: The Ohio-Michigan border.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in OSU football dorm that destroyed 20 books? A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: How do you casterate an Ohio State Buckeyes fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three buckeye fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between a buckeye fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Ever wonder where Buckeyes came from?
Saturday we UNLEASH our shiny new Harbaugh!
November 25th, 2015 at 8:44 AM ^
HOW DUMB ARE THEY????
They're so dumb that they can't spell ohio without help.
November 25th, 2015 at 8:52 AM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 8:48 AM ^
I admit that I came here to neg this post because we all hate Ohio State. Now I'm laughing. Thank you.
It must suck to have nothing else in your life.
November 25th, 2015 at 8:49 AM ^
They are the worst fanbase rooting for dirtbag players led by an even bigger dirtbag head coach. Fuck 'em.
November 25th, 2015 at 12:29 PM ^
It would be helpful to the Buckeye players if the TV networks were listed for those last four. I mean, why make them look it up? They need to concentrate where they're going to watch those games and not worry about finding the channels.
November 25th, 2015 at 8:56 AM ^
Pay him for the pizza!
November 25th, 2015 at 9:31 AM ^
Clearly a lost and confused Michigan fan trying to fit in....
November 25th, 2015 at 9:01 AM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 9:05 AM ^
They're the only fanbase I know of where you can tell a fan just by their looks. Any random face you pass on the street could be a fan of Boston College, Georgia, USC, Washington....but you fucking know when you see a buckeye. They all have that stupid fucking look to them.
FUCK OHIO
November 25th, 2015 at 9:25 AM ^
They're not all ugly hillbillies, but let's hope they're all sad this week.
November 25th, 2015 at 9:17 AM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 9:11 AM ^
FIne academic institution. And that cascades all the way down to their intelligent football players.
November 25th, 2015 at 9:16 AM ^
Q: What's long and hard on a Buckeye?
A: Second grade.
November 25th, 2015 at 9:29 AM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 10:54 AM ^
Actually, California, Texas, and New York have more than Ohio according to Wikipedia
November 25th, 2015 at 9:31 AM ^
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November 25th, 2015 at 9:33 AM ^
I will say this, that for the times that I have been down there to watch Michigan play at Columbus, it seems like Bob Ufer was indeed correct if you wander around the stadium - you see about 10,000 alumni / alumnae and 74,000 truckers. Granted, the place is far larger than it was when he said that - it's more like 94,000 truckers now.
November 25th, 2015 at 12:21 PM ^
I'll never forget wearing my Michigan stuff to OSU in the late 80s.
I have never had more beer dumped on me (often from the second story) in my life.
Oddly, I had a good time.
November 25th, 2015 at 2:38 PM ^
Back in the day Dick Purton used to play a parody set to the OSU fight song:
Liquidate Ohio State and humble Woody Hayes
There's alot of cattle in Columbus, let's send them back to graze
Knock them off their ivory towers, send them crawling into the showers
Down with Ohio State, it's a know nothing party school!
November 25th, 2015 at 4:11 PM ^
Think I vaguely remember this...would be good to hear again if it can be tracked down.
January 19th, 2016 at 3:52 PM ^
42-13 so speaking of sucking...