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To a de-luxe apartment in…

To the East Side? To a de-luxe apartment in the sky?

Ironically, Mr. Boh looks…

Ironically, Mr. Boh looks like he's chasing a Pringles can. 

Now is the time on Sprockets…

Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance. 

Some folks around here make…

Some folks around here make RCMB regulars seem gracious and open-minded. 

It's only lousy because…

It's only lousy because angry posters made it so. The thread should exist, even if saddens us to see how many ungenerous, petulant folks populate this place. 

Besides, Santa (North Pole version) will find it very useful for listmaking purposes come Christmas time. 

Um, I was told Wal-Marts are…

Um, I was told Wal-Marts are filled with Wolverine fans. 

Here's one man's thinking:

Here's one man's thinking:

Objectively we’ve been by far the most discussed and the big experts bring us up a lot in this cycle. 

Sounds like the Orphans telling the Warriors they have a real heavy rep and get written up in the papers. 

Can we take one moment to…

Can we take one moment to quit bitching and be thankful we got a bid that looked doubtful not long ago?

Are you saying they weren't…

Are you saying they weren't defeated with dignity?

... in my ears. 

... in my ears. 

Colorado had two fouls with…

Colorado had two fouls with two minutes to go. Hard to point to zebra tug job for Marquette. 

National championship with…

National championship with wins over Sparty, the Bucks and Bama? Priceless. 

Hurrah for rhyming. And…

Hurrah for rhyming. And while we're at it, we could subdivide the student section:

UM Physics majors: Maize Rays

UM Drama: Maize Plays

Hash Bash supporters: Maize Daze

UM History: Maize (Olden) Days

Aussie ex-pats: Maize G'days

Fifth-year Seniors: Maize Delays

Stoners named Bill: Willie Maize Haze

He used a Leap to…

He used a Leap to Conclusions mat, that's due diligence enough for me. 

What in the wide, wide world…

What in the wide, wide world of sports is this? Jurassic Jonestown?

Each of us has our own El…

Each of us has our own El Guapo, XM. 

Charlie Bucket. Good hoops…

Charlie Bucket. Good hoops name, keeps things fairly clean (ceilings excluded). 

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Sparty wins 4 goals to 5…

Sparty wins 4 goals to 5. Quite an accomplishment. 

Way to ignore the cross…

Way to ignore the cross-check, boys. 

Dusty May, the American…

Dusty May, the American Dream!

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Hey BTN, I don't think …

Hey BTN, I don't think "breaking" means what you think it means...

Barzy, baby!

ps. Let's play…

Barzy, baby!

ps. Let's play in their zone for a while. 

Sadly, just looks like a…

Sadly, just looks like a regular Big Ten game to me. 

Tough playing against inbred…

Tough playing against inbred zebras and a two-goal spread. 

What the announcers left out…

What the announcers left out is "Those in Ann Arbor are always right."

Fairness would wipe this…

Fairness would wipe this goal like ours early in the first. 

It was the Dukes, it was the…

It was the Dukes, it was the Dukes....

Whenever they pan to the…

Whenever they pan to the benches, my (rapidly decaying) brain registers Naruto as Chris Pratt and Nightengale as a young DeForest Kelley. 

Helluva save!

Helluva save!

Greg Louganis agrees. 

Greg Louganis agrees. 

Maybe it's just me but happy…

Maybe it's just me but happy Sparties always look like they're a moment away from staging an amateur production of Lord of the Flies. 

Only Big Ten refs could make…

Only Big Ten refs could make me disklike fellatio. 

Ha! I guess I'm just a…

Ha! I guess I'm just a positive guy. 

Big Ten refs--quality is job…

Big Ten refs--quality is job 10. 

No Sainristil? Worst. Take…

No Sainristil? Worst. Take. Ever. 

Maybe it's a Love Connection…

Maybe it's a Love Connection. I'll be back in two and two. 

I'm old enough to never have…

I'm old enough to never have been hype on anyone, but not so old that I doubt anyone uses this phrase. 

We rubbed that yellow snow…

We rubbed in that yellow snow with a vigorous circular motion previously unknown to mankind. 

I know of a wonderful PI…

I know of a wonderful PI firm in New Hampshire.

The posts just keep getting…

The posts just keep getting worse around here, and I’m not talking about the subject matter. Six words, 1 major error, 0 links, no background and a missing period.

OP, have some respect for yourself and others. 

Colgate coach Matt Langel…

Colgate coach Matt Langel. Guy's been getting things done at a place with academic standards and limited resources. 

Unfortunately, he did bad so…

Unfortunately, he did bad so well. 

Today is a sad day ... for…

Today is a sad day ... for the Warde haters. 

❖ SPACEX COMMENTATOR SAYS …

❖ SPACEX COMMENTATOR SAYS 'WE MAY HAVE LOST STARSHIP'

Don't worry, they're probably still touring. 

Did I miss a remake where…

Did I miss a remake where Gunga Din, humble water carrier, becomes Conan and grooves on enemy crushing and lamenting ladies?

Happy 42nd birthday,…

Happy 42nd birthday, Frederic!

Queen Elizabeth II is, like…

Queen Elizabeth II is, like Victoria, not amused by the male monarch mentioned in the title. 

If the top four Big Ten and…

If the top four Big Ten and SEC teams are so superior, they needn’t fear a snub. Guaranteeing four spots for each conference just creates a weaker field in years when either conference is clearly down or stronger.