But our offense could be like Iowa

Don't you wish that evil on me, Ricky Bobby.

You are just repeating what some other guy said. Don't you have any original ideas?

Gross

I'm not up on my legal jargon. Is manslaughterer a thing?

Don't forget to get some stooge on the infractions committee with an axe to grind.

That works too.

Is that owned by Hank Scorpio?

I did it a lot of ways before the Blackstone (I think I fried a gasket on my egg doing pizza).

I think the Blackstone is a great stand alone option. We used to do it once a week (a bit less with the kids gone). I have a good dough recipe if you need it.

I have the original Blackstone pizza oven (I believe they originally called it the outdoor oven or patio oven) I've used it a ton and highly endorse it. They took it off the market for quite a while causing a lot of consternation. It initially returned as an add on to the flat top, I think but now their pizza oven is back. Looks like the same concept but, of course a lot more expensive.

Of all the wonderful aspects of the last few years, the ability to grind away the game and get first downs has to be my favorite.

No way. Way too young.

Did he do the triple lindy?!?

I knew all those names but had to look up Zendaya.

Feeling old.

Marshall Shulman, 1988. Notably overlong and dull address. The crowd started clapping to make him finish. He compared us to the USSR.

Also a shitty prognosticator:

https://mgoblog.com/comment/244353662#comment-244353662

Wolverines of the world, unite!

Triad area/Winston

Agree 100%. Sadly, as players get compensation, I think people will feel more entitled to shit on them.

You can be 3 hours from the beach and mountains in NC but it seems everyone is moving here and housing is starting to reflect that. Still a bargain compared to CA

Oh, those were HUGE!

Hey, if we can make helmet stickers with those, I'm sure the motivation would result in another national championship.

Maybe we can pick up Desmondo Ruiz in the portal, if he can take himself away from eating oranges and making fake IDs.

Special teams guy?

They will lose their mind and Just for Men will lose his job. Unless, of course he comes up with another really good excuse.

Did not see that coming. Is Cousins' rehab not progressing?

I can't remember how Latham looked against Michigan.

Maybe he's gonna make a 3rd party run

Nice. They also do their best work in and around the pool.

In a related note, I've informed Kate Beckinsale that she is no longer on my hall pass list.

I'd love to see the member institutions hold the NCAA accountable to at least follow their own rules and demonstrate professionalism.

The leaks and comments coming from the NCAA knowing full well that Michigan couldn't respond was bullshit.

Unfortunately, institutions as we have seen don't give a shit about fairness as long as they aren't the ones in the bullseye.

Grand Funk was one of those bands that people loved and the critics hated. That may play a role. This was true of Led Zep and Queen but that tide turned pretty quickly.

Is that "Old Dog Trey?" Sounds like "Old Dog Trey."

Should be all white, like marshmellows, clouds, charmin.

You know—soft things.

A lot will depend on where he goes and what he is surrounded with. 
I think Tom Brady would be selling insurance if the Lions had drafted him.

What the hell is a Pete Prisco?

Hope he gets some help.

Nope.

I had heard the status of many players. But I didn't check Yousseff.

Good for him. Another year like last could wreck Yousseff.

Jim will be out there practicing his J-turns.

Before the eclipse there was light in my life.

Now there's only love in the dark.

I've never heard this but I might resort to violence.

I prefer the Ron Swanson "Pyramid of Greatness" myself.

Really can't argue against any of that.

No, not a fan of that call.

It's not required.

But it helps.

Didn't work IRT Worthy.

From America's penis to America's hand.

As it were.

Was his name Mongo?

Yes he was.

McLain and Rumeal Robinson are in the circle of hell of terrible people who did good things for my team.

Maybe, but I spent years under her tutelage and still can't go to my left.

Edit: And, btw, username checks out.