Should be all white, like marshmellows, clouds, charmin.

You know—soft things.

A lot will depend on where he goes and what he is surrounded with. 
I think Tom Brady would be selling insurance if the Lions had drafted him.

What the hell is a Pete Prisco?

Hope he gets some help.

Nope.

I had heard the status of many players. But I didn't check Yousseff.

Good for him. Another year like last could wreck Yousseff.

Jim will be out there practicing his J-turns.

Before the eclipse there was light in my life.

Now there's only love in the dark.

I've never heard this but I might resort to violence.

I prefer the Ron Swanson "Pyramid of Greatness" myself.

Really can't argue against any of that.

No, not a fan of that call.

It's not required.

But it helps.

Didn't work IRT Worthy.

From America's penis to America's hand.

As it were.

Was his name Mongo?

Yes he was.

McLain and Rumeal Robinson are in the circle of hell of terrible people who did good things for my team.

Maybe, but I spent years under her tutelage and still can't go to my left.

Edit: And, btw, username checks out.

Can't stand that guy or his show. Any humility he displays is a show. He's a rat.

I don't like Mark Few. Nothing tangible or objective. I almost always root against him. Maybe he reminds me of someone.

Consider it done.

Stop talking about me!

A couple are in bed. They awaken at 3 am to a knock at the door. The husband gets up to answer. Wife hears some talking, the door shuts and the husband returns to bed. "What was that?" the wife asks. "Some guy said he needed a push" replies the husband.

"And you didn't help him?"

"No."

"What if that were us in the middle of the night, needing a push. Wouldn't you hope someone would help us?"

With an exasperated, reluctant sigh, the husband gets out of bed, throws on some clothes and goes to the door. Peering out into the dark night he shouts, "Hey you, are you still out here?"

"Yes."

"Do you still need a push?"

"Yes"

"Where are you?"

"Over here on the swing set, of course."

She was younger. Maybe a 5?

And that kid grew up to be--you guessed it--Frank Stallone.

Yeah, I think he told the team president who was sitting behind the bench when he came off the ice, “I’m done.”

His shoulder pads, "bang down low" mentality appeals to people of a certain age many of whom also pine for the days coaches behaved like Bobby Knight on the sidelines. He's won despite himself for a few years, IMO. The biggest mystery and the thing I have to hand to him, is that he can attract some kids with talent to play for his sorry ass in his sorry system.

You've convinced me. He should be fired again.

Never have so few done so little with so much.

Where can I put some money down on "Die trying"?

I heard Peter Navarro just punched some accountant in the nuts.

Sweet. I do the same with people who complain about woke and cancel culture, socialism, CRT, etc.

Royal or not--which pfft--a 42 year old with three kids having cancer sucks.

Faber College. "Knowledge is Good."

Yeah, they needed a scapegoat. Remember, the most important thing for Day's buckeyes it that they need always need an excuse.

Sammy is trying to get into the hall by being unrecognizable. 

A guy who always makes the tournament, deserving or not, whose team couldn't win more than half of their conference games is complaining that he almost didn't get selected for the tournament that always selects them.

Ok.

Not to be confused with "Yakety Yak" featuring King Curtis.

The kid can't go fishing. I'm sure you won't mind fishing with the hit man.

Every time Ryan Day and "tough" are brought up--and particularly when Day talks about being tough, I think of Fredo talking about being smart.

Isa Nico Toscani available? I hear like Bill Self, he's above the law.

Yup, call it "round 1" all you want but when you lose the "play-in game" you are OUT.

When I was quitting that shit, I'd have traded my dog for a tin.

Drinking and driving might shorten your life expectancy beyond 66.

Maybe IQ was too specific. After the consequences of his first DUI he's either an idiot (I've seen plenty of intelligent idiots) or has an alcohol problem or both.

There are enough people whose lives have been devastated by drunk drivers, I'm not going to fault anyone for their reaction or overreaction to this.

I know in my younger years I drove on occasion when I shouldn't have and it sounds like Scruggs did too. I think to be nabbed a second time in your life--I don't care how many years later--is either a sign of a significant IQ or drinking problem.

I heard Earl Scruggs got a PWI--picking while intoxicated.

Not illegal and actually a good time.

Yeah, username checks out.

Heh, heh. Yeah, I heard it too.