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I've got the height and…

I've got the height and sports IQ but literally nothing else.

I don’t understand how…

I don’t understand how people are still confused about recruiting. The high level recruits have always predominantly  gone to the highest bidder and we remain one of the lowest bidders. There is no championship bump, we’re simply the first non high bidder to win.

Considering those first…

Considering those first round picks were picked based purely off of potential thats meaningless to include.

Dudek fucked that up and got…

Dudek fucked that up and got fired for it.

He doesn't appear any more…

He doesn't appear any more muscular than usual.

I'm more excited about how…

I'm more excited about how he operates. He seems to be smart, flexible, and always looking to learn more. He's youngish and hard working. He got his success through hard work and smarts not riding coattails and skirting the rules. It's just big Beilein vibes all around.

It was mostly a joke. All…

It was mostly a joke. All jokes have a shred of truth, the shred of truth in this one is they did lose to NW which isnt exactly a B1G powerhouse and that I didn't realize how awful FAU was before he joined and preferred the other options in Brian's top 4. But the more people have dug into him the more he sounds like new Beilein and I'm excited about the hire.

Flowery language aside, the…

Flowery language aside, the roundtable is not on the mgoblog podcast feed but it is on the wtka michigan insider one its just labeled as craig ross not the roundtable this week which was rather confusing as I only figured that out now after far too much work.

Wade's problem as a coach is…

Wade's problem as a coach is that he's not a coach he's a purchaser and then spectator of talent. There is no coaching involved. The fact it is now basically within the rules makes him simultaneously less shady but less effective.

I had the same issue with…

I had the same issue with Jack Nicholson and Jack Nicklaus as my parents watched golf constantly.

I'm really excited about…

I'm really excited about this hire. I wasn't in the beginning when I didn't realize how horrible FAU was before him but the deeper you dig the better it gets. Can't wait for next year and beyond.

Sweet, so we can have a…

Sweet, so we can have a coach and a team that can't beat northwestern.

this was the candidate i…

this was the candidate i wanted least, hope im wrong.

I didn't even make a bracket…

I didn't even make a bracket. I lose interest once Michigan gets knocked out...which was in, like, December.

I was never hype on him. His…

I was never hype on him. His track record is basically one season.

I like a lot of these names,…

I like a lot of these names, sounds like a lot of good options. However, when I saw this picture when I opened mgoblog I for a moment thought Warde was fired. I guess a CC list is a decent consolation.

The older I get the less I…

The older I get the less I want to waste 2 hours watching us lose whether it be a blowout or a heartbreak. Plus I'm busy with work or family during almost all game times and would rather watch in the peace and quiet at midnight. So my method starting 5 or so years ago has been to avoid the games, try to figure out via our message board if we won or not without getting any details such as the score, and then only watch games we won. Sure once in a blue moon I could miss a great game we lost such as one or more Painter-Beilein offensive extravaganzas or that first half against UCLA that was 50-50 or so, but it's well worth it not blowing hours of my free time on pain. All of which is to say that this season basically never happened from my point of view since I only watched 9 games (we won the exhibition). Hell I didn't even bother trying to not see the score most of this year since I always knew we were going to lose, lol.

This was at least 90% a joke…

This was at least 90% a joke, simmer down, lol.

The remaining 10% is *gestures at the OSU-induced 'scandal' of a few months ago*

I don't like this, this only…

I don't like this, this only makes sense from his pov if he's coming here to spy and sabotage us from the inside!

May have never beat OSU as a…

May have never beat OSU as a player, but he never lost as a coach!

Saban is only the GOAT in…

Saban is only the GOAT in terms of cheating at football. Overall second only to Wooden in that sense. Stop fellating a guy who was only successful by buying an nfl roster, oversigning, and then fucking over the busts. Good riddance.

Comparing the cleanest coach…

Comparing the cleanest coach in history to one of the dirtiest is just plain gross.

lol, use google, there are a…

lol, use google, there are a billion stories about players being paid, often coming from the player themselves.

I don't understand fans who…

I don't understand fans who think anything other than extreme cockiness is cowering. I didnt downplay winning the game, I'm using past results and current states of the teams to predict the future which is 90% of sports fandom. This is our 'everyone left' year and this is their 'everyone came back and more' year. We beat them badly twice when they had awful defenses but that got fixed last year and they were the 2nd best team we played all year. Anyone cocky about us winning next year is lying to themselves or extremely delusional. We could win, I of course hope we win, but we are rightfully underdogs.

I don't think he will. I…

I don't think he will. I think he'd instantly hate it since everything he hated about college has gotten far worse. But I'm all for it!

I don't understand everybody…

I don't understand everybody's confidence. We barely beat them this year with our best team ever. Our defense will be similar in quality this year but we're losing the entire offense, including our top 10 qb. Oh and we replaced half our coaches. Meanwhile OSU got all their draftable guys except 2 to come back and bought a bunch of transfers. If we win this year it'll be 10x the upset from last time we were in Columbus.

Dudek for the burger, think…

Dudek for the burger, think it was Yood for Stalions.

What do Warde and Juwan have…

What do Warde and Juwan have to do to get fired?

lol how do you lose by 30 to…

lol how do you lose by 30 to Rutgers, the answer is give up 82 points which raises the question of lol how do you give up 82 to Rutgers.

How does someone so soft…

How does someone so soft mentally get so far in professional sports? Breaking a girl's leg because people giggle when she moves you in a football drill you told her to do? Soft as fuck.

It wasn't traumatic, it's…

It wasn't traumatic, it's education. No clue why I didnt just ask my parents. Internet search engines were probably too primitive back then.

True, my brain was stuck in…

True, my brain was stuck in current football where there are 5 reasonable conferences instead 2 + 1 + 1.

I think for this season only…

I think for this season only you can defy kenpom in your predictions. Hard to jinx yourself when you predict we lose by more than what kenpom thinks.

As shitty as most parents…

As shitty as most parents are, every kid needs classes on all life skills and common sense. This keeps happening to athletes mainly because everyone is dumb and dumb with money in their early twenties. The difference is that's when athletes make the most money while for the rest of us that's when we make the least money and our salaries gradually go up continuously until we retire so as we get smarter with money we make more money instead of the opposite.

I blame schools for people…

I blame schools for people not knowing what cap means and thinking 'no cap' means 'no lie' when they meant 'no limit' and turning it into a slang, yeah. Should 'bone apple tea' be the real term for bon appetit too? When I wrote 'for all intensive purposes' in a paper as a kid and got corrected to 'for all intents and purposes' did I double down on stupid and try to make it a thing? No I corrected myself.

lol I thought this was going…

lol I thought this was going to say he was just going to focus on getting ready for the combine and stop wasting time on this shit show of a basketball program.

Looks like 'no cap' comes…

Looks like 'no cap' comes from a 2017 song in which they meant 'no limit' but dumbasses these days like to misunderstand or mishear things and turn it into slang so somehow people thought it meant 'no lies' and ran with it. I blame our shitty schools and society's current lack of shame and the ability to backtrack anything. File it adjacent to the death of 'begs the question' and 'impacted' and too many more.

Sounds like this is the same…

Sounds like this is the same wishcasting that made other team's fans keep tweeting about grant transferring to them.

The odds of that team being…

The odds of that team being one of the top 4 conference champs seems slim.

I approve of this based on…

I approve of this based on his name alone. I hope he has a PHD.

Michigan definitely has a…

Michigan definitely has a lot of barriers to success that aren't coach-related. However this team is far far far worse than the sum of it's parts which is a coaching failure. The roster building has also been atrocious since the start which is at least partially a coaching failure. Up until this year I was fine with sticking with Juwan as his basketball coaching I felt was good he just needed to learn how to run a program and build a roster in the most difficult era for building a roster. But now the actual basketball part sucks too so I see no upside to keeping him around. Let him go back to the NBA and focus on what he's best at.

That's like saying some…

That's like saying some people are wrong and some people are right.

Clearly the "1b" since he…

Clearly the "1b" since he was offered second. Not complaining, I like the hire, just correcting someone wrong on the internet.

This is the best possible DC…

This is the best possible DC hire since we couldnt get the 3rd amigo (and maybe cullen). If Wink said 'no,' then who the hell are we getting? This is great news...and not just because there were no other options.

espn has had their own…

espn has had their own streaming service for forever, I was watching Rich Rod and early Beilein games on it...

Just like the iowa game, the…

Just like the iowa game, the other team bricks all their threes so we barely win. We have become the shitty team that beats Beilein teams that happen to miss 3s and fts for a night.

Yes, I was surprised to see…

Yes, I was surprised to see the OP say that the two have nothing to do with each other when in fact exercise and lifting heavy is a very effective treatment for parkinsons though I would imagine you'd have to start earlier in the diagnosis.

Can't wait to watch Kenneth…

Can't wait to watch Kenneth grant in the Texas game playing for the wrong team and to watch Mason Graham futilely dominating people on USC's line next year...............................................

Impossible. That's like…

Impossible. That's like stopping caring about your kids.

I engage in post victory…

I engage in post victory schadenfreude farming for a couple days after any given win and then I've either seen all the good stuff or it's just repetitive. It's tainted by all the conspiracy theories lately though, like it's impossible to get any enjoyment out of MSU because it's just 'the tunnel did it' or 'cheaters' repeated ad nauseum. It's harder to find good schadenfreude these days.