to the 3-7 year old children who designed, manufactured, and packaged this t-shirt.
Glad I'm not alone. Something this unsettling is an auto-buy.
logo both on the shirt and also on the shirt that Harbaugh is wearing in the shirt.
ONLY statue that is more disgusting and vile on SOOOOOO many levels....
BTW, FUCK penn state and all their delisional joepa loving fans!!!
+1 underrated
This remains one of the greatest player statues ever created.
When I first saw that on the news in the hotel without sound, I thought, "Why do they have a bronze of Biff Tannen?"
Me too. For real.
Glen Mason?
I tweeted this out yesterday, but I think the artist is more at fault for choosing a bad picture to base the plaque off of than they are at fault for butchering her likeness.
IMO the artist didn't do that bad of a job. The jawline isn't perfect, but he nails the half-hearted smile (Brandi's smile normally lights up a room, but not here). And I really like the detail work on the eyes, capturing the subtle squint she is doing (skin below the brow but above the lid kind of pinching over the eyelid halfway thru the eye. Her mouth lines up pretty well, small lips and perfect teeth. The lack of the loose long strands of hair is what makes her hair look like an old man haircut instead of a pony.
Lastly, the angle of the picture taken of the plague does the sculpture zero justice, adding harsh shadow, making the lines look much deeper than they are. Remember that this is a slightly 3D sculpture based on a 2D picture of an actual 3D object. Take a look at Brandi next to the image from a different angle:
The laugh lines don't look nearly as deep. The color of the scupture really pops at this angle compared to looking like a used penny in the image floating around. At the end of the day, if the artist started with a different picture as the subject material, I think it ends up looking much more like the Brandi we all know and love.
Yeah, if only there were a more iconic image of Brandi Chastain to choose from...
...it would have been a lot easier to sculpt buff delts and biceps than spend months on her squinty crows feet. That lady is a boss.
aaaaaaaand bought.
They could slap that thing on a pile of dog turds and a segment of our fan base would not only line up to buy it, they would actually try and wear the turds too.
ewwwwwwwwwww!
used the wrong ISO.
It needs MORE! Maybe the stupid junkman logos should have stupid junkman logos? Need them where nips go, definetly. The weird eyes should also have them for corneas. Maybe junkman logos in a series of random stripes? Even better, this design (with a bunch more junkman logos) on a unitard. I wank junkman logos on my junk when I wear this to a game.
maize Nike swoosh on a dog turd a segment of our fan base would definitely wear it.
Thank god it's not an adiddas brand dog turd. Those were absolute shit.
to the poster that hangs up in the sweatshop where these are made.
...than it does a motivational statement.
What's so bizarre about a guy with 3 fingers?
knowing you are poking everyone you talk to in the chest with impunity.