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Makes me think of the old…

Makes me think of the old SNL Bill Swerski skits

How about Ditka versus God in a golf match?

Ditka

Ditka

Ditka

That is sound and seems like…

That is sound and seems like a likely explanation

I couldn't imagine a player so miserable and detached could ever succeed in the league.

Stroud is one guy who I got…

Stroud is one guy who I got totally wrong.   That was mostly due to his affect wrt the Michigan games, his lack of mobility, and his inability to take a punch

Turns out that much of that may have been due to Ryan Day and not Stroud at all.

Given the recent history with Burrow, JJ, and Stroud I am thinking that Day's reputation with QB is a little exaggerated.   Has he gotten any of them right?  I will LOL when McCord is a 1st round pick in '25.

I've never heard a…

I've never heard a broadcaster more miserable after a victory than Costa postgame after the Lions beat the Chargers

Team guys have to walk a fine line of enthusiastic criticism.   Jansen and TJ Lang are excellent at this.  Costa?  no.  

I'm disappointed he will be on am drivetime.   To me a somewhat more talented Brian Chapman

Given that fewer players…

Given that fewer players have left/decommitted than the coolerpoopers and couch burners, and given that most of the coaching staff returns, I feel "gutted" might be a bit hyperbolic

Oh yeah, and national championship thingy.

Harbaugh is how they got all…

Harbaugh is how they got all of those coaches in the first place.   Best coaching staff in CFB.

 

Just setting up the Ravens pipeline alone should be enough to give Harbaugh a lifetime pass.

I really want one of you…

I really want one of you geniuses to insert Third Base here

 

via GIPHY

The '04 Lakers

 

OTOH the…

The '04 Lakers

 

OTOH the 2002 Red Wings were loaded with mercenaries and won because they were brought into an organization that already had an outstanding culture

 

I have a feeling this is The Ohio's year.   Maybe it splits at the seams after that

Sparty no!

Sparty no!

Dan Gilbert buying Beilein

Dan Gilbert buying Beilein

me molesta!

me molesta!

and yet he stayed.    And is…

and yet he stayed.    And is a champion.

While his annual flirtation with the NFL may have impacted the trail and portal, it hasn't impacted the results.

I'd rather a coach who is always testing himself and considering greater challenges.  The alternative is Matt Campbell or James Franklin or Coach Third Base

Thank you for this
I'm in a…

Thank you for this

I'm in a hard place right now.   Not as hard as anything you endured, but hard enough

It is redemptive to be reminded that there are better days ahead and people who I love and who love me to share them with.

 

Go Blue!

 

edit:  thanks everyone.  I didn't expect anyone to reply.   I will be okay.   This message was very timely for me and I am grateful to get it today.  Especially today.

onward!

It was cold and windy in…

It was cold and windy in Baltimore.   Totally unfair to Stroud

forget Michigan and think of…

forget Michigan and think of him: coming back he'd be Heisman frontrunner and likely QB1--the way Caleb Williams was.  

Williams would have gone last year and been the first pick in the draft if eligible

To me this is like CBB.   Once a guy is a first round pick there isn't much value to improving his draft stock.  There are still a lot of reasons a guy might return but in J.J.'s case he had no goals left to meet - and the very real chance that even avoiding injury his draft position wouldn't improve enough to justify returning just for financial reasons

Rumored that Matt Campbell…

Rumored that Matt Campbell turned the Lions down so they were stuck hiring Campbell the Lesser

 

Worked out great for two of those three parties

Everyone likes turkey porn

Everyone likes turkey porn

It's nice

It's nice

Wouldn't bother me at all if…

Wouldn't bother me at all if the fans' overconfidence leaked into their team

Let's see what happens when they get punched in the face.

Five of the six belong,…

Five of the six belong, including Harbaugh.   I know why Smart is in there but I don't know why Smart is in there.

 

It is cool to see Norvell and Curt Cignem get such great support.

Sure, but what does his…

Sure, but what does his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate say?

Sounded like M security was…

Sounded like M security was out of line.

Payton Thorne is carving up…

Payton Thorne is carving up Alabama which is providing me multiple layers of schadenfreude

This is the way

This is the way

The Stalions on the CMU…

The Stalions on the CMU sideline thing is really bizarre

Unless I've missed something (not unlikely) it's been radio silence since the picture dropped, other than McElwain saying that Stalions was not issued a sidelines pass

It seems that by about five minutes after that picture dropped they should have known exactly who that is.   Oh that guy?   It's Bob.   He's a second year intern.

Serious thing that I cannot…

Serious thing that I cannot logic out:

Haller was "afraid" that MSUs players would get hurt if UM knew Sparty's signs

Wouldn't they be less likely to get hurt?   Guys get hurt when people fly at them at weird angles, not when they are standing right in the hole where they are trying to run?

"He turned me into a newt!" …

"He turned me into a newt!" - Ryan Day

"A newt? You look like a rat"

"I got better"

I have nothing to say

     …

I have nothing to say

                         - Warde Manuel

Not funny

Not funny

Dantonio was a hell of a…

Dantonio was a hell of a good coach


It wasn't just UM he beat.   He knocked the Buckeyes out of the playoff twice, once with Tyler O'Conner at QB

Agree, along with Izzo it didn't at all hurt that he ascended right as UM was descending into a nadir

We are in bizzaro world…

We are in bizzaro world Every time Sparty violates everyone's moral code the NCAA investigates Michigan for buying hamburgers

Blaha just entered the portal

Blaha just entered the portal

Plus the cold and the ice…

Plus the cold and the ice.

Who can play in conditions like that?

I would not be surprised by…

I would not be surprised by an 8 - 0 Hawkeyes victory

How did Oliver Martin do…

How did Oliver Martin do today?

Bruce Feldman's freak list…

Bruce Feldman's freak list dropped today.

1.   Nyckoles Harbor
2.   MHJ

6.  Kris Jenkins

people inside the Michigan program think he’s now ready to take a huge step forward as an impact guy. He’s up to 307 pounds and is more powerful and explosive than ever. He did 32 reps of 225 on the bench and did 760 pounds on the combo twist. Only last year’s top FreakMazi Smith, some 30 pounds heavier, did more slinging around 800 pounds.

Jenkins recently did a Turkish get-up with a 170-pound dumbbell — the heaviest Herbert has ever witnessed. Jenkins does pull-ups with a 100-pound weight strapped to his waist. He also moves incredibly well for being a 300-plus pounder, running a 7.16 3-cone, a 4.33 shuttle, broad-jumping 9-8 and vertical-jumping 34 inches.

Jenkins’ shuttle and 3-cone times are both almost two-tenths of a second faster than the quickest interior defensive lineman did at this year’s NFL combine. His broad jump would be tied for the best. His vertical jump would be second-best, and only Smith topped his number on the bench press.

12.   Amorion Walker

he’s made an eye-catching transformation since arriving at Michigan at 156 pounds. Now, he’s 6-3 1/4, 180 pounds and has crazy athleticism. This offseason he blazed through the 3-cone drill in a stunning 6.10 seconds.

“It’s the fastest time I have ever seen and likely the fastest I will ever see,” strength coach Ben Herbert says. That time is almost a full half-second faster than the fastest time recorded at the combine last spring (Jaxon Smith-Njigba’s 6.57). It would also blow away the combine record of 6.42 set 12 years ago by Oregon’s Jeff Maehl.

Walker’s 3.89 shuttle would’ve been tops at the combine as well. Smith-Njigba ran a 3.93 with Brandin Cooks’ 3.81 in 2014 the record. And there’s more: Walker vertical-jumped 42 1/2 inches. He did 11-4 in the broad jump and he clocked a 4.34 40, and he did it out of a two-point stance.

20.  Sonny Styles
38.  Zane Durant

50.  Alex Orjii

The 6-3, 237-pound sophomore quarterback ranks No. 1 on the team in its cumulative KPI score, which is made up of 48 Key Performance Indicators they use to track frame analysis: flexibility/mobility; strength/power; and agility/speed.

73.  Roman Wilson

 

Penn State with a bunch of guys, maybe the most in the conference

(paywall)
https://theathletic.com/4768413/2023/08/15/bruce-feldman-college-football-freaks-list/

It wasn't a riot warden,…

It wasn't a riot, warden, just a little pushing and shoving

If so this is going to screw…

If so this is going to screw a lot of DII programs, including the highly successful ones in Michigan

I don't think it's an OSU…

I don't think it's an OSU thing, I think it's an elite college program thing.

Look at how rare it is for top NFL QBs to come from top college programs.   Hurts and Lawrence and Watson and Brady?  Yes.   Rodgers, Mahomes, Burrows, Wilson, Newton, Luck, Jackson, the Mannings, Roethlisberger, Newton, Brees all from more moderate programs*

I feel it comes down to how much they are challenged in college.   Stroud had Wilson, Olave, JSN then MHJ and Egbuka.   Waves of elite receivers who were always open.  Contrast this with players who didn't have those weapons and had to process better, find targets better, outthink their opposition more

Look at how much Fields - an eminently talented athlete - is struggling as a passer in the NFL

 

*some of these guys made their programs great (Burrows,Newton) only to fall back a bit after they left.   Watson falls into this category
** running quarterbacks from top programs (Watson, Hurts) tend to do better.   required to process more than pocket guys who can go to their first option

There's really no such thing…

There's really no such thing as a blue blood any more

I set my bar for that standard pretty high, elite success across multiple generations of coaches on programs that recruit themselves.   Can't think of any other then UNC, Kansas, Kentucky, UCLA, Indiana - and Indiana pretty shaky.

These programs have built in advantages, but those advantages have narrowed significantly.   Can't just rely on recruiting and stacking classes.   Coaching, cohesion, and development play a much bigger role.   It is the schools who do this well and are flexible enough to adapt to a fluid environment that will succeed in the near future.

Tarris Reed and Dug McDaniel…

Tarris Reed and Dug McDaniel say hi

One party paying another… One party paying another party to do a thing does not define capitalism. This exists in every economic system. This isn't an economic system at all. As discussed above there is no economic or profit motive. The motivations are driven for purposes of social status. This is a patronage system, not unlike the wealthy retaining artists and musicians for amusement and prestige.
I went from 1st place with…

I went from 1st place with all my FF teams alive, to out of it in 24 hours.   Tennessee, UCLA, Houston, Alabama.

 

Have Creighton, Texas, UConn getting this far but no farther.  Can't get another point.

Linderbaum?  I would pick a…

Linderbaum?  I would pick a different ox to gore.   He is really really good.

Alien Ant Farm and Disturbed…

Alien Ant Farm and Disturbed already mentioned

My other two favorites:

Cake - I Will Survive

Redlight King - Old Man
Not exactly a cover but so heavily sampled it might as well have been.   I read somewhere that RK was the first band that Neil Young allowed to cover this song.

https://youtu.be/lGt54Ozo8LQ

This is the sort of bloody…

This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put

After using this tool and…

After using this tool and Seth's and Ken Pom (redundant) and Vegas odds I have all Big 10 teams losing in the first two rounds

Then took another look at MSU and flipped them to a loss tomorrow because that will be more entertaining and my expert analysis is that whichever team plays better between them and USC will win.

 

Would like to try please

 

Would like to try please

 

<removed email>

 

Thanks!

Queue training montage where…

Queue training montage where OSU abandons their billion dollar practice facility for some farm where they have to go back to their roots pulling tractors and chasing chickens

https://tenor.com/byZ83.gif

 

*can't figure out the trick to the media embed

If you recall, the people…

If you recall, the people who got truly fucked in 2008 were homeowners with variable mortgages.

They kind of deserved it.

It was ignorance, not malice, but betting with leverage on an asset appreciating infinitely is always going to bankrupt you eventually.

Same personality types moved on to leveraging Forex and Crypto