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“How close are he and Cade?”…

“How close are he and Cade?”

Closer than his wife would like…

 

- Mrs. Pananides 

Daniel Larusso’s gonna fight…

Daniel Larusso’s gonna fight?!?!

A fucking road apple!

A fucking road apple!

YES_

YES_

Herm is the only right…

Herm is the only right answer 

With you on everything. 

With you on everything. 

Jets fan here. My thoughts…

Jets fan here. My thoughts... wanking motion, fart sound. 

Enter one of the Miller bros…

Enter one of the Miller bros...

I like this Najee better…

I like this Najee better than the Davenport one.  So do hampers. 

UCLA entered the tournament…

UCLA entered the tournament 45 on Kenpom. 
 

The emotional hedge is a…

The emotional hedge is a beautiful thing. 

This feels like a thread…

This feels like a thread JClay would thrive in. 

Fuck Touchdown Jesus!

Fuck Notre Dame! Fuck Touchdown Jesus!

It’s very strange line…

It’s very strange line movement.  Obviously, the spread moving from 3 to 2 in some books would indicate money increasing on FSU but, according to Westgate, as of this morning, 59% of the tickets and 64% of the money is on M. 

I was there too but…

I was there too but certainly wouldn’t describe it as a great game.  The atmosphere was great and the result was great but the game itself was an anxiety riddled slog booger. 

“Have another donut you fat…

“Have another donut you fat pig!”
 

Jim schoenfeld to Don koharski after the Bruins smacked the debs 6-1 in game 3 of the Wales conf final.  1988.  

welp, fuck me in the ear

welp, fuck me in the ear

If there was any whiff of…

If there was any whiff of credibility to any injury rumor for any team, the first thing that happens is the line comes off the board.  Not only did M open as a 5.5 point favorite with my book, they are now at 6, at 930pm PST. And, the game was never off the board. Use your head. 

As of 221PST, line back up…

As of 221PST, line back up to -8, -320/+280.   Maybe he’s not playing 

The value is with Illinois. …

The value is with Illinois.  Just last week my book had them at +1600. 

Candy ass...

Candy ass...

French vanilla, rocky road…

French vanilla, rocky road...

Chocolate, peanut butter, cookie dough...

Scoop, there it is!

I know him well too, (LSA 97…

I know him well too, (LSA 97). Still in touch with him.  Luhning and Morrison too, we were all Econ majors. And I agree, he’s a great and brilliant guy.   All 3 are but Luhning was the real brainiac. Their parties at the White St house were memorable. Especially when they each tried to drink a Busch Light cube in under an hour and Sloan pissed himself.  Fun times. 

Easy bro. This isn’t a…

Easy bro. This isn’t a soccer thread!

No Roger, no Re-Run, no rent!

No Roger, no Re-Run, no rent!

Get outta my dreams and get…

Get outta my dreams and get into my car.   But keep me away from whatever crazy town you’re living in. 

Excellent advice and just as…

Excellent advice and just as I figured.   It certainly isn’t an every day thing for us.   It’s just a fun way to mitigate being home all the time and getting fucked up with my wife in a fun way while eating good food.
 

I live in Newport Beach so every major dispensary delivers to me.  And the products available are mind blowing.   Incredible quality, potency, and taste.  

I’m fully experienced with…

I’m fully experienced with edibles.  It’s just the cooking with them part that’s new to me. I’m well aware of the “you can always eat more” mantra.  Shit, I think that was even printed on the Korova black bar wrappers.  

I’d be more than happy to…

I’d be more than happy to pay money for your memoirs. I think you have 5 or 6 best sellers in you.  I’d also like to share a tray or 5 of pot brownies with you and Hatter.  Seems like we have all “lived”. In different ways but still...

Ignoring other multiple…

Ignoring other multiple important factors, an economy is at its very best when inflation is closer to 3% than 1.8%.  It doesn’t seem like much but it’s an enormous difference when considering asset prices. 

I’m sure Dr. Gerson would…

I’m sure Dr. Gerson would agree that this record stimulus would bring inflation down the road but it isn’t happening now or for several years.  We’ve been languishing with inflation under 1.8% for so long now, even with other Fed stimulus programs that didn’t do anything to CPI.  There are too many vital but deflated sectors right now to get any accurate readings.   Most likely won’t see any reasonable data until  things get back to “normal”.

I’m  usually stoic and…

I’m  usually stoic and unaffected by these posts. But this one got me in the  feels.  I don’t know you but this felt extremely uplifting for me to read.  I received my undergraduate degrees from M in 1996 and have been beyond fortunate in my life and career thereafter.   But I beam with pride every minute of the day because of my M experience and degrees. It sounds like you’re on your way to a similar experience.   A hearty congrats to you.  It’s an incredible feeling. Enjoy!

Have you paid off all that…

Have you paid off all that damage at TreeTops that you and your frat bros caused yet?

Saw these a few weeks ago. …

Saw these a few weeks ago.  Brilliant!

As much as people here love…

As much as people here love to smear shit in your face, this needs to be upvoted.  It’s a very insider Stern joke and was from a great segment years ago. 

This. Everything.  Though,…

This. Everything.  Though, as a PM for a family office, I thrive off of volatility.  I was eating doo doo for the past 8 months, trying to scalp writing VXX calls.  Very dangerous.  But since the flood gates opened on 2/24, it’s been easy going.  

Although there hasn’t been a capitulation and volume spike yet, my feel tells me the bottoming process has begun.  Trading patterns changed 7 sessions ago.  That’s when institutional buying seeped in for the first time since the selloff began. Stocks are pretty fairly valued right now.  Some are very attractive, actually.  If you have cash and time, you can basically open up the WSJ and throw darts at it and buy what it lands on and be a winner in 2 years. 

I’m with you! Anyone negging…

I’m with you! Anyone negging can eat my shit.  Man card? 2 dozen smoking hot broads acting dopey and pathetic... that’s fucking tv gold.  I’d agree about turning in your man card if you’re watching Bachelorette.  Fuck that shizz. 

Eat my mudpie you downer.  

Eat my mudpie you downer.  

You looked marvelous,…

You look marvelous, darling. 

BALLZ ACROSS THE NOSE,…

BALLZ ACROSS THE NOSE, OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Just popped an ‘07 Saxum…

Just popped an ‘07 Saxum Heart Stone Vineyard into the decanter.  Will be grilling some prime rib caps in about an hour or so. 

I know him very well…

I know him very well. Homeboy basically hired me and changed my life. 
 

You must live in the nice part of town. 

I worked for Raj on the…

I worked for Raj on the Galleon desk in the late 90’s, before the insider trading debacle.  This behavior was the endorsed lifestyle by at least half the traders.  Killer times. 

40%

40%

You were way ahead of the…

You were way ahead of the game, my friend.  I’m 44, grew up in NYC, but didn’t really know ass eating was a mainstream way of life until the rap world started to promote it about 10-12 years ago. 

Coming from a Wall St trading desk, I thought life was all about cocaine and strippers on weeknights.

i went to Stuyvesant HS from 89-93 but don’t ever recall anyone ever bragging about eating tushy. But then again, Stuy didn’t have the hippest student body. 

slapping tushies 30 years…

slapping tushies 30 years ago might have been considered somewhat harmless but still not a nice thing to  do. eating tushies, on the other hand, probably would have been considered Edison-like innovation...

cigars are lame and gross…

cigars are lame and gross. what ever happened to celebratory champagne, coke, and hookers?  

I fart in your general…

I fart in your general direction. 

I couldn’t believe my eyes…

I couldn’t believe my eyes when my site posted the line at 7-110.  I’m on it for a dime.  I hate laying points but this seems extraordinarily low.  I legitimately though it would open at around 10 or 11.  

Okay cool, Shea. Hook em. 

Okay cool, Shea. Hook em.