Thank you sir!  

But really, shouldn’t there be a “stand version” on one of these?

Question for band aficionados:  where can I find a version of temptation that gets played after 3rd down stops?  You know, the one where the bones hit that extra high note towards the end.  

That's just a formal and respectful introduction from Holly.

And from this video, sometimes he hunts his own head.

Relevant:

https://www.theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-ea…

On the flip side, Hoke could take a couple of kids in a trenchcoat and turn it into a decent rotational DL piece.  

Weird question, but here goes nothing:  Did he play the wrong sport, given his height?  He's clearly talented enough and an elite athlete, he would have killed it as a soccer midfielder.  

MgoStyle guide tip:  it should be BEN MASON.  

Motion to rename the "Peter Principle" the "Brian Ferentz Fuckup".

Put him in the role of Zack "that's going up" Irvin.  

College football fans have given Suh a spiritual Heisman for that year, yeah.  

I assumed it was a national list...this super conference is going to take a while to get used to.

There's some amazing stuff in here:

-USC gave up more points than was scored by both teams combined during Iowa games.

-Oregon's offense...holy shit, guys, do you need a breather?

-Michigan's own offense was no slouch, only 2 points fewer than the vaunted Penix-Odunze machine. 

Listen, I tried really hard to avoid basketball last year. I absolutely do not know about his game, so this is much appreciated.  

Never forget:  OSU had Stroud and MHJr and never beat Michigan.  That sentence is going to keep getting crazier (and funnier) every year.  

100% chance the Chargers’ last pick is a Wolverine.

Penn State is the perfect opposition program.  Good enough to be a big game and a resume builder each year, but just bad enough to always be a W.  

A very literal "And let us never speak of the shortcut again."

I'm a simple man.  I see a supermassive black hole reference, I upvote.

Justin Pip...oh, no, oh noooo.

(is 1000 years old; dies)

Thank you for your service, this is perfect.  

Wife: "How's the game going?"

me:  "well, Michigan is playing out of their minds and just barely keeping pace with a BC team in 2nd gear."  

I just checked the score and let out an audible “god dammit.”  

At least 3 OTs, yep.

A+ "let's remember some guys" post- wow that name takes me back.

There have been so, so many years when M "should" have won it all, only to lose 3-2 in OT like you say.  It would be karmic justice if this team beats 3 #1 seeds on their way to an unlikely but well-deserved championship.  

You misspelled "Allentown."

Woo!  I can't wait to listen, now that Michigan played a few games on real channels and I was able to watch.  

FYI, it’s on ESPN+ and Hulu if you have the “Disney Bundle” thing.

I wanted M to recruit him for this year.  100%, 0% trolling.  

I am not emotionally prepared for the Izzo love on TV if they beat UNC on Saturday.  

Excellent recruiter and coach?  Check.

Looks a little like Cee-Lo?  Also Check.

I really wanted this to happen when McCord hit the portal.  

Politically, Saban is much closer to Carr than he is to Tuberville.  

Not OT, man.  To quote Brian on the podcast, "We fucking retired that fucker".

Or whatever he said.

I'll just put this here:

If Cade had stuck around, he'd have a Natty ring, decent playing time in many 4th quarters last year and would be the presumed starter in 2024.  

"Seriously, people, look beyond sports for even one second".  If MSU took your advice more often they might not be in so many messes.

BRB...creating a new spoof mgoblog account.  

Honestly Wallace’s “bad” numbers make his season even more impressive to me.  He was still able to cover all those future NFL receivers using smarts and positioning.

Don't know if that was intentional, but RIP to Richard Lewis as well.  

I'm sorry, but fighting in hockey in 2024 is really dumb.  Boxing on skates, knowing what we know about CTE?  Count me out.  Plus, most "fights" now are about as spontaneous as WWE anyway.  

Well that's a fucking kick in the nuts this morning.

Today I learned that Tai and Randle-El were on the same team in HS, and now I feel real bad for all the teams they played that year.  

College football is going to spend the next 20 years wondering how OSU had CJ Stroud and MHJr and never beat Michigan.

It's fucking amazing.  

If that's a Nigerian name, yup, give each vowel its own syllable.  

I'd love it if he fell to the Eagles and could learn under Hurts for a few years.  

I don't like it either, but you can make a very strong case that OSU (pre bowl game opt-outs) was the #2 team in the country last year.  

..."that we were supposed to be focusing on the other team, not on ourselves."

That is so correct that I feel personally attacked.  Michigan is a lot of things, one of them is probably "most neurotic fanbase of a national power".

I haven't listened yet, but I hope one of the hot takes is:

"DONOVAN EDWARDS SHOULD BE QB1 THIS SPRING."

I'm only half kidding.  

There was nothing "magical" about it...dude was a HOSS and blitzers would literally bounce off of him.  

I just learned this also isn't true- KC would still get the ball after a TD.

Way to play Calvinball, NFL...