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Whitey may or may not have…

Whitey may or may not have said this: “Showing one’s teeth is a sign of submission for primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life”

Yes, the magic underwear…

Yes, the magic underwear that protects them from evil. It’s very rational.

Every time he does that, I…

Every time he does that, I follow in my head with “cooler poopers”

No, it was definitely the…

Nah, definitely the murders. But 2nd worst thing.

“This week, in the O.J…

“This week, in the O.J. Simpson civil trial, the focus shifted from the defendant, to the alleged character flaws of Nicole Brown Simpson. Attorneys for O.J. hammered away at her lifestyle, citing sexual promiscuity, drug use, and the fact that she married a double murderer.”

Did they get a corporate…

Did they get a corporate sponser? I want to see some 3M logos, because nothing says college football more than 3M. 3M means you're strong up the middle!

The campaign underscores 3M’s commitment to advance and expand its purpose-driven strategy to tackle problems, big and small, in pursuit of its vision to improve every life.

One of my dad’s favorite…

One of my dad’s favorite shows. He would say “I’m going to watch Rockford get his ass kicked again”.

Ok, i take it back. He was…

Ok, i take it back. He was dog shit at free throws though 

Head cheese on sourdough for…

Head cheese on sourdough for you.

It was a heartless line…

It was a heartless line. Perfect.

It's a sad permanent…

It's a sad permanent solution to a temporary problem. RIP

I love puppies

I love puppies

I will give you a corned…

I will give you a cold corned beef sandwich on buttered rye bread with baby swiss & mustard, & you will eat it, & you will like it!

The fan man

 

The fan man

 

You know what they say about…

You know what they say about guys with big feet...

They got big shoes!

Worst free throw shooting…

Worst free throw shooting point guard ever. When you’re that short, and that bad at shooting free throws, you have a lot of making up to do in other departments.

He didn’t bet against The…

He didn’t bet against The Reds just because you say he did. I haven’t seen any proof of it at all.

He played his ass off every game he played. He was the ultimate competitor. He was Charlie Hustle. And he just happens to have more hits than any MLB player ever, and it’s not even close. No one is on the horizon.

But he gets shit on by a good chunk of the population only because of assumptions and appearances. Kind of sucks if you ask me.

Haha, shut up and eat your …

Haha, shut up and eat your $10 pretzel!

Would be a problem in North…

Would be a problem in North Korea

Put Pete Rose in the Hall of…

Put Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame before he’s dead. He never bet against his own team. If Ohtani (or his lackey with Ohtani’s money) bet against his own team, ban him from baseball.

Thanks, I hate it. Will…

Thanks, I hate it. Will another kickoff ever be returned for a touchdown?

Remember JJ as a frosh? Raw…

Remember JJ as a frosh? Raw talent noticeable immediately. My son said he should have been starter from day 1 a long time ago. Tom Brady was without a doubt our best passer. Denard was our best runner. JJ is the best combination of Brady & Denard we have ever had. It is known.

Well, I guess M is going to…

Well, I guess M is going to be better than everyone else up front on defense. When I think back about great M DL, it’s always going to start with Graham & Grant.

Not close? They got the ball…

Not close? They got the ball back with a minute left, down 6, and took it from their 19 to our 37 in about 3 plays. Not close at all… Had it in the bag, piece of pie, easy as cake.

That would be unpecedented…

That would be unpecedented. I am for it!

This is the kind of hard…

Don’t feel sorry. This is the kind of hard hitting analysis I come here for

I would watch. At least part…

I would watch. At least part of it. Watching 60 hours of it would seem to be… grueling.

I would like to hereby…

I would like to hereby nominate Mason Graham to be a late substitution, and to just come in and destroy people.

Did we beat Ohio State?  Did…

Did we beat Ohio State?  Did we beat the team that beat Georgia? Did we beat the team that beat the team that beat Alabama?

Thought so!

Giants are valenti’s team…

Giants are valenti’s team. Non-stop bitching about Eli Manning… The nerve of that guy to win only 2 Superbowls… JJ deserves better, the Giants will be terrible for foreseeable future.

George “the Animal” Steel…

George “the Animal” Steel was my high school football coach. His tongue was not actually green, and he didn’t go around eating turnbuckles, but his back did resemble a yeti. He was actually a very well spoken man (unlike his WWF persona), & his house was directly across the street from the football field. Like Prime, he was not hard to find.

I love euchre. My Dad was…

I love euchre. My Dad was buried with a lay down loner. 17 years ago today. Jack of Hearts. I tought him how to use a computer when he was 80. He played Hardwood Euchre like it was free.

Bo said that winning the Big…

Bo said that winning the Big 10 was their goal every year, because that’s what he could control. It became a voting competition to see who gets to play after that. 

WestQuad blames an MGoBlog poster for being what’s wrong with college football, but he hasn’t figured out that winning a playoff for the national championship outweighs winning the B1G. Doh!

When my dad turned 80, I…

When my dad turned 80, I told him that I invited 80 guys named Ben to his party, & I gave him eighty $100 bills. It was all his money anyway. He appreciated it.

The new league should not…

The new league should not include MSU. That is all.

In sports, for individual…

In sports, for individual game achievements, there are few things better than a Gordie Howe Hat Trick.

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What year is this?

What year is this?

But they had Receipts

But they had Receipts

Let's see 1988... The year I…

Let's see 1988... The year I got married. I was 22. But soon to be 23. So it was cool. If you don't remember what was going on in 1988, it was like this

Mineral King likes to play…

Mineral King likes to play golf instead of practicing football

Front flips, or back flips?

Front flips, or back flips?

I’ve been trying to forget…

I’ve been trying to forget about Aaron Rodgers.

I was going to buy it, but I…

I was going to buy it, but I was $7.8B short.

Penix had a visor

Penix had…

Penix had a visor

Penix had a visor

Penix had a viiiiiiissssooorrr

Sorry, got trapped listening to The Eagles man

How could The Dude not like The Eagles man? He banged on the roof for CCR, but he hates The Eagles? And he's from California? I didn't even know that was possible..

 

Is she going to be there? I…

Is she going to be there? I heard Travis Kelce is her boyfriend.

I am on your level. But I… I am on your level. But I would have never given you my first born. I upvoted. I took you from -43 to -42. Cheers!
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Nobody needed a translation…

Nobody needed a translation. He said what he said in English, and none of it was partisan.

What a life he had. All of…

What a life he had. All of his bills are paid.