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he's umbig11

he's umbig11

"this isn't as far-fetched…

"this isn't as far-fetched an idea as you think."

yeah it is

"Fight me."

i'll be on the corner of lake and morgan in 30 minutes. i'm 6'2 and wearing a pink tshirt, you can't miss me.

let the perry watson era…

let the perry watson era begin

on behalf of all michigan…

on behalf of all michigan men named osman, welcome mr savage. 

keith jackson is dead

keith jackson is dead

Shavodrick Beaver

Shavodrick Beaver

What'd he order?

What'd he order? 

 

Double post so double fish filet

What'd he order?

What'd he order?

want to touch the hiney

want to touch the hiney

i don't know how good you are

i don't know how good you are w/ coding, but the checksum thing sounds like a relatively simple task to accomplish using Python + pretty much any database.

this seems like a good place to start: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/3431825/generating-an-md5-checksum-…

successful track record (i'm

successful track record (i'm assuming that's what you meant)? he has 1 season of hc experience and went 11-24. i don't think he's really proven himself one way or the other. seems like a pretty bold move on butler's part if they hire him.

Why do suddenly feel like Why do suddenly feel like diving into a swimming pool full of liquor?
he allegedly punched some

he allegedly punched some dude that was harassing him at a party or outside a club or something.

you sound pretty dickish for

you sound pretty dickish for a pastor.

I manage a little caesar's I manage a little caesar's pizza kit distribution center in Saline. A reservation was made for several home pizza kits under 'Happy Sold Out Musical' for Tuesday morning. Do the math.
The question is - Is he going to make love at Scorekeeper's or Rick's?
i should mention they dropped

i should mention they dropped the law because Alpena College Of Phrenology head coach Gerard Nobler - really the Jim Harbaugh of his day - began exploiting a glaring loophole : his team started taking two buses.

 

until 1923, every player on a

until 1923, every player on a team was assigned a goat. but at the time, it was illegal to transport more than 70 goats across state lines.

I logged in just to upvote I logged in just to upvote this.
i really only see one trap

i really only see one trap game on the schedule:

10/15 - out the 'bando

thank god harbaugh is friends with Migos

My cool story- over the past My cool story- over the past few months I've seen Antwan Walker and DT Of Bomb Ass Dick Fame walking out of a barbershop in the same neighborhood.
Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman, them boys up to something They just spent like two or three weeks on a submarine
not sure why a couple of

not sure why a couple of people answered but didn't give you a link or at least how to find it - victors board 5: http://www.boards2go.com/boards/board.cgi?user=tmccanna12&user2=Michiga…

have faith in kevin costner

have faith in kevin costner

I googled 'Tim Tebow

I googled 'Tim Tebow Shirtless'

t Beilien not happy about t Beilien not happy about this as Michigan replaced Alexander as a possible view
HEY GUYS I KNO INFO FROM HEY GUYS I KNO INFO FROM B4,,, GIVE ME INTERNET COOL POINTS
The heights? Fuck the east The heights? Is that what you people call yourselves over at 73 Mile and Buttercan Rd? Fuck the east side
This loser is on a roll. This loser is on a roll.
Congratulations! You've Congratulations! You've created a parody account with even less potential than mgoyoda!
it doesn't work for me. i got

it doesn't work for me. i got the sense you were satirizing AP-style news reporting the way the onion does, but using that to satirize mgoblog content, which obviously isn't written in the AP news voice. 

if you're going to continue writing in this style, i'd suggest you use the onion's standard format for writing short humor pieces (their news in briefs).

LOCATION - ap style lead up, restate the headline. "first quote from a source," attribute quote while tacking on a joke. "another quote from the same source." closing joke.

I think this would work better though if you used more casual language like blogs do.

jennifer gratz wrote a letter

jennifer gratz wrote a letter to heiko saying he only matched because he's asian.

So he's saying hockey is So he's saying hockey is really popular in Mexicantown.
was that a seinfeld2000

was that a seinfeld2000 reference?

the lameness of your gifs

the lameness of your gifs makes me think you actually are matt millen's mustache.

it'll be buried b/w several

it'll be buried b/w several kareem walker, daelin hayes, and 'the numbers are telling me something i like' posts.

i don't know if i missed it

i don't know if i missed it or not - but have there been any updates re: ojemudia's red shirt?

i'm a huge leach fan. please

i'm a huge leach fan. please regale us w/ a story or two.

i think i almost bought a

i think i almost bought a blu-ray player off craigslist from you like 5 years ago.

my first concert (in the

my first concert (in the loosest sense of the word) was musturd plug at the the mosquito club (joy road, 2 blocks e of middlebelt) in 1997. i cut my elbow on some guys tooth while...skanking.

Sort of. You're thinking of Sort of. You're thinking of Robert Siegel who was the editor in chief for a while in the 90s and early 00s.
They have a Michigan grad on They have a Michigan grad on staff. In fact, he's the one responsible for this gem last year that I remember getting a reaction on this board: http://www.theonion.com/article/michigan-fans-thankful-program-no-longe… I'm assuming he probably did this and the other recent harbaugh one.
genuinely wondering why you

genuinely wondering why you consider strong a bad fit. do you think it's scheme related or more to do w/ the way he started running the program?

i wonder if he took mora up

i wonder if he took mora up on his offer:

"There were calculated rants. Coach Jim Mora heaped two onto UCLA's top freshmen, tight end Chris Clark ("I'll drive you to the airport and you can transfer to Rutgers or a junior college.")..."

 

http://www.latimes.com/sports/ucla/la-sp-0823-ucla-football-20150823-st…

i completely missed the part

i completely missed the part about the exceprts adding up to 30/460 pages because i make it a point to never read italicized text.

I keep waiting for him to I keep waiting for him to break in with a story about seeing Nirvana at the Blind Pig in '89.
it stems from brian

it stems from brian mentioning in the blogspot/haloscan days that he kept getting inbound traffic from people that had googled 'tim tebow shirtless'

i hope the 6 words are  'HAIL

i hope the 6 words are  'HAIL AND UNITE HAIL AND UNITE'

hail and unite
hail and

hail and unite

hail and unite

fight fight fight
 
the university of michigan is out of sight
 
hail and unite
 
hail and unite
 
fight fight fight
 
the mighty wolverines have all the might
my guesses were pretty much

my guesses were pretty much in line w/ that.