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We have an insane 19mo and…

We have an insane 19mo and my wife is pregnant with our second. We both work from home full time but she's been absolutely miserable with morning sickness so I'm usually busy taking care of both of them (plus the dog). I'm lucky if I shower every third day. Fortunately work isn't too busy at the moment. 

Yet here you are, commenting

Yet here you are, commenting in it...

DOOM

All caps when you spell the man's name.

Rudock has not looked close

Rudock has not looked close to good against the two worst teams on our schedule, and, even worse, hasn't shown any signs of improvement at all. I'm pretty nervous for B1G play. I think our defense can keep us in games enough to win 8, but it's truly baffling that this is somehow the best QB on the roster.

Have you looked at our

Have you looked at our opponents? What 3 teams outside OSU and MSU look like they even have a chance of beating us? Northwestern? Penn State? Minnesota? None are particularly impressive so far this year.

Lyons sighting

Lyons sighting

Doesn't this mean that either MSU or OSU will be a

Doesn't this mean that either MSU or OSU will be a night game (therefore MSU by default)?

Harbaugh

Harbaugh

Pain

Pain

You mean the liquor store?

You mean the liquor store?

Les Miles to Michigan

Les Miles to Michigan confirmed.

Grainy screencap or it didn't

Grainy screencap or it didn't happen.

2nd all time in single season

2nd all time in single season offense is the worst QB in program history? Ok. This program has failed Gardner, not the other way around.

Yeah, fuck that 22-year-old

Yeah, fuck that 22-year-old college football player. Get a life.

This game is the epitome of

This game is the epitome of sludgefart.

Give me a fucking break,

Give me a fucking break, dude.

Laughably bad

Laughably bad

It's not lengthy at all. They

It's not lengthy at all. They have good coaches, we have bad coaches.

And so it begins...

And so it begins...

Looks like somebody's drunk

Looks like somebody's drunk dad who wandered onto the sideline. Mumbling about execution, clapping at everyone.

Great execution

Great execution

But did he execute?

But did he execute?

Poll: More humiliating loss,

Poll: More humiliating loss, MSU or OSU?

Well that didn't take long.

Well that didn't take long.

Except we know he's a good

Except we know he's a good college coach. We're hoping he realizes his style doesn't work in the NFL and he decides to come save us.

The proverbial yin to my yang

The proverbial yin to my yang

Yeah, right. Except for the

Yeah, right. Except for the ones that have, you know, won Cy Young awards here. Give me a break.

1. Could've left a cruising

1. Could've left a cruising Sanchez in.

2. Could've gone to any of the other relievers in the pen (Al Al has been effective) over the two guys who just yesterday blew the game wide open for the O's.

I honestly believe that it

I honestly believe that it was Valverde's perfect season. He was never meant to go an entire year without blowing a save. The baseball gods are smiting us as payback.

DB's Line?

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot

0-16

0-16

FuddRutgers

FuddRutgers

Michigan Man, Michigan

Michigan Man, Michigan Man

Michigan Man hates RichRod Man

They have a fight, Michigan wins

Michigan Man

Translation:

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Looks like they'll have to

Looks like they'll have to fix that grammatical bug in his next software patch.

Not to generalize, but people

Not to generalize, but people usually don't become CEOs of major corporations without being at least a little bit greedy.

Brand new non-UM-fan account

Brand new non-UM-fan account trying to stir up political drama? I have a feeling we won't be seeing you around here for much longer. Enjoy your stay while it lasts.

You're right. Sitting on your

You're right. Sitting on your ass complaining about it on Mgoblog is so much better.

At 3:30 a.m.

At 3:30 a.m.

You're right about that as

You're right about that as well. I can't imagine him playing the "support the players" card after all this, but every time I think the program's public relations couldn't possibly get more tone deaf, they find a way to outdo themselves.

Good point. Maybe he didn't

Good point. Maybe he didn't intend to throw Hoke under the bus but that's essentially what's happened after DB's statement (and the total radio silence prior to it). I think his arrogance has gotten the best of him yet again, hopefully for the last time.

I haven't seen it discussed here yet but somebody on Reddit made a good point that the use of the qualifier "mild" to describe the concussion is medically outdated as well (apparently they don't differentiate between the severities of concussions beyond whether or not they require surgery nowadays). Presumably DB was hoping people would read "mild" and think that at least it could've been worse? Who knows. If there's one thing we know about Brandon it's that always thinks he's smarter than everyone around him.

 

 

 

The only silver lining I can

The only silver lining I can find in this shitstorm is that the powers that be will have to realize that no sane coaching candidate would ever come to Michigan under DB after the way he threw Hoke under the bus. I don't think losing alone would have been enough to get rid of Brandon but this whole fiasco just might be.

I thought the problem was

I thought the problem was that we weren't getting any passes at all?

Basically that the training

Basically that the training staff were urged to not fully disclose Morris's concusccion but refused to do so.

So it's come to this...

Really excited to see Chatman this season. Seems like we'll be underrated yet again going into the season but I really expect them to compete for the B1G and make another tourney run.

This shit doesn't even feel real anymore

It's like every time you think "there's no way this could possible get worse," well, it does. It's a truly helpless feeling. Losing I can handle to some extent. Being the subject of national outrage and ridicule is a whole other thing.

Did massblue make a mistake with this thread?

Signs point to yes.

Let it go, man.

Let it go, man.

I know it's over.
And it

I know it's over.

And it never really began.

But in my heart it was so real.

This definitely deserves its

This definitely deserves its own thread. No doubt. This board is insufferable sometimes.