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"Leader": Doesn't give you…

"Leader": Doesn't give you the information nor appropriate objectives to succeed.

Manager (me): looks like an idiot asking my team to sail a boat missing its sails.

Team: wtf

Me: sorry y'all, hand we've been dealt

Client: I've cc'd your manager about why you have barnacles on your boat

Leader: throws me under the bus, makes more promises we can't deliver on

I'm quitting next Monday and taking a few clients with me, btw. 

 

Hard to get to stay on the…

Hard to stay on the big stage when you got a bunch of Elvises and nobody to push the crowd back. 

They did over a billion in…

They did over a billion in sales. Fucking mortgage crisis killed em.  

He's not soft for leaving…

He's not soft for leaving Oregon. He's soft for going to Ohio State. 

He'll fit in nicely alongside the other victims of bullying. 

If we beat OSU with Hall…

If we beat OSU with Hall pounding their asshole for 4 quarters, the entire state of Ohio might commit sudoku

Averaged 1.9 ppg. I mean…

Averaged 1.9 ppg. I mean... bye 👋 

The Eagles are gonna have a…

The Eagles are gonna have a run. You could tell that they were heavily injured deep into last season- just didn’t want to make excuses or complain about it. 

Honestly, anyone winning over the fucking chiefs would be nice. 

I got some snow I could sell…

I got some snow I could sell them

A muffed punt

A muffed punt

STAND ON THE BUSINESS

STAND ON THE BUSINESS

Which is all accelerated by…

Which is all accelerated by the scourge of humanity that is social media.

When all "news" has to conform to an algorithm designed for addiction, plain-facts reporting doesn't even register.

Until it becomes consensus that humanity needs to build some self-governance around social media and its societal harm, this shit is gonna get worse. 

It permeates every aspect of life now. Even people in my niche industry fight eachother on instagram over hot takes.

He is from Hawaii so…

He is from Hawaii so Honolulu Blue suits him.

If all it takes is money to…

If all it takes is money to bring him, money  can make him leave. I'm glad we take our time and invest where we can real longterm dividends. 

You speak english, Bobby 

You speak english, Bobby 

If I were a star WR, I would…

If I were a star WR, I would be delighted to be the indisputable WR1 on a former championship team before the season even starts. Maybe that's just me. 

Glad Hyman got some…

Glad Hyman got some penetration. 

Tarik Black couldn't keep…

Tarik Black couldn't keep his toe healthy, DPJ was very useful but underperformed his ability and, for whatever reason, we refused to armpunt shots to Nico Collins on every play. 

They started a March Madness…

They started a March Madness bracket at work and I just realized it's been years since I've even contemplated March Madness because we haven't fucking participated. 

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Resign and Re-sign are too…

Resign and Re-sign are too similar

Thought you made a block M…

Thought you made a block M lid for your fleshlight.

🤢

I blame Juwan. /s

I blame Juwan. /s

Hijacking this post to say…

Hijacking this post to say that Juwan Howard, if he truly loves Michigan, should resign in shame. 

Went really well, actually!…

Went really well, actually! Inlaws loved the burgers and charcoal ended up not being the dismal science- pretty straightforward once I let the coals heat up on their own for a bit.

Hot dogs. So many animals in…

Hot dogs. So many animals in one tube.

Plant based burgers +…

Plant based burgers + regular burgers. 

A house divided but equally judging my grilling.

Hardpore Corn

Hardpore Corn

Rest in peace you amazing…

Rest in peace you amazing and hilarious jew. 

 

Excellent Petagogy

Excellent Petagogy

The farts this can is…

The farts this can is capable of generating in the human gut are unparalleled.

Post-colonoscopy level results when paired with Busch Light. 

Impressive. Not Team 144,…

Impressive. Not Team 144, but impressive.

How many non-football or…

How many non-football or basketball subscribers does BTN have, I wonder?

Probably the coolest fans. 

The NCAA won't exist by 2030

The NCAA won't exist by 2030

Been stocking up on…

Been stocking up on memorabilia from this year. We'll likely never see another like it. 

That's okay. I honestly think college football is a bubble that's going to burst back into a string of amateur teams + pseudo-pro shops. 

I'll be dead before the …

I'll be dead before the "Michigan hasn't won a natty in 100 years" so I'm fine with this. 

My family says a lot of…

My family says a lot of things about me that aren't true. 

Then again, Will probably has better family.

They haven't won a natty…

They haven't won a natty since 1988. 

They aren't going to win one again. Too snooty and painted themselves into a corner. 

Nebraska, Iowa, Northwestern…

Nebraska, Iowa, Northwestern, etc. all face the same constraints and are doing better than we are.

Our performance is disgusting. 

Highly recommend T-Mobile 5G…

Highly recommend T-Mobile 5G home internet if it's available in your area.

$50/mo. Had it for a year with no issues and 2x working from home and constant streaming. 

Fortunately for us it isn't…

Fortunately for us it isn't up to Warde to set the standard for the University of Michigan.

He can't even say no to cake. 

At least our coach isn't…

At least our coach isn't inept at fielding a defense (Lincoln Riley) and has these games to look forward to... ouch. 

 

The Mahomes ballwashing is…

The Mahomes ballwashing is crazy. Similar to the LeBron vs. MJ debate.

The bar for the GOAT isn't determined by stats or rings alone. The bar is, all other stats being equal (if they aren't then it's a non-discussion until things are closer), who fundamentally changed the game? 

Brady changed the game forever. MJ changed the game forever. Neither Mahomes nor LeBron have changed anything.

What's your gamertag, Shea? 

What's your gamertag, Shea? 

Luckily, in the time since,…

Luckily, in the time since, Rutgers has never quite managed to fence the garden

Adrian Martinez - the first…

Adrian Martinez - the first and only 30 year old to play college football

Funny thing is that OSU…

Funny thing is that OSU doesn't understand that building an all-star team sounds great in theory, until you field 22 divas who can't be humble because they've been huffing their own farts for 4 years. 

TAMU learned this the hard way.

Can Kim... coach our Men's…

Can Kim... coach our Men's bball team too? 

Patchy year for women's…

Patchy year for women's bball.

Disaster for mens. 

TL;DR

TL;DR

What would you recommend for…

What would you recommend for adults who want to dabble for fitness and learning?

I tried a blended submission wrestling and BJJ gym and it was extremely douchie and machismo. Not my crowd.