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In case you were…

In case you were legitimately curious, it's Jaren Jackson Jr. 

Oh what the fuck?

Oh what the fuck?

Just gotta hope the cowboys…

Just gotta hope the cowboys continue to implode and the skins beat them. Then all the lions have to do is lose, and we all know how good they are at that. 

Were there even any rumors…

Were there even any rumors to this? This fucking sucks.

Same, but I'm going to make…

Same, but I'm going to make sure I use a plastic one and tie it nice and tight at the neck.

Ben Mason looks like he…

Ben Mason looks like he could pick up and fold Tru and put him in his pocket. Also loved the "little Mikey" comment. Ben Mason is a national treasure. 

Number 1 seed over here…

Number 1 seed over here. Only lost 2 games during regular season play so I'm guaranteed to lose to the 8 seed. I have a real solid team though. 

QB - Big Ben

RB - Alvin Kamara

RB - Aaron Jones

WR - Davante Adams

WR - Mike Evans 

TE - George Kittle

FLEX -Kenny Golladay/Marlon Mack 

DST - Stream

K - Justin Tucker

I mean, Harbaugh did take…

I mean, Harbaugh did take the entire team to Rome and he met the Pope. 

Lol yep. Kind of different…

Lol yep. Kind of different but I got a Zetterberg winter classic jersey that was a "fake" from China. Except it had all the tags on it like it was legit when it got here and looks basically indistinguishable from the "legit" ones.

He'll be back by week 3…

He'll be back by week 3 without a doubt. I'm not even a little surprised. 

I don't want to get my hopes…

I don't want to get my hopes up again, but I know it's going to happen.

A walking, talking ambien

Just the dull and lifeless tone he delivers the analysis with makes me sleepy. He just seems like he couldn't care less that there is a baseball game going on in front of him.

Weird

That seems to be the attitude he took into the tournament as well.

HOLYYYY SHIIIIITTTTTT

BUCKETS BABYYYYYYY

You

You are my hero, umbig11.

Partridge

The man is worth every cent Michigan is paying him.

Hit the nail on the head.

I really think that Nick Saban's success at Alabama has changed what people are satisfied with in a head coach. While I agree I would have liked to see a division title by now, the fact of the matter is that Michigan football still feels a whole ton different than it did from 2007 - 2014. I'm taking last year with a grain of salt, and have some cautious optimism about this upcoming year.

Don Brown

Was certainly not a Hoke guy. Harbaugh hired him after DJ Durkin took the Maryland job. Greg Mattison was DC under Hoke.

This month sucked

Not much else to say. Sucked for Michigan, sucked for me, sucked for my family. Here's to hoping February is better.

Insurance companies

They've all given me nothing but grief. What the hell do I pay them for just to have them tell me I'm up the creek with no paddle when I actually need the insurance?

Ditto

I've felt like that for years now. It's everything except rooting for Brady. Even the Wings started sucking lately. My only solace is that this stuff is cyclical in my experience.

WR

This, and freshman WRs are typically not giant contributors to begin with. They all have to work on getting polished in their route running, and it doesn't help that the most "college ready" guy in Black got hurt early into the season. Their athleticism alone will help to make them contributors.

Drink responsibly

I have a lovely bottle of Woodford Reserve that I'm working on. Whatever you're drinking, wherever you go, PLEASE don't drive drunk. Uber rates are insane tonight, but they're one hell of a lot cheeper than the consequences that arise from drunk driving. Be safe, and GO BLUE!

Newsome

If he didn't get injured, I think he could have been quite the tackle. Probably not Jake Long or Taylor Lewan level, but he seemed to be pretty talented.

Khaleke Hudson

Dude just wreaked havoc today 

Higdon

Higdon>Weber confirmed.

The insanity that was the 2017 WR haul.

I feel like people are already forgetting Oliver Martin and Nico Collins. The number of really really good receivers we will have the next few years is a pants-tightening phenomenon. All 4 of these dudes have the potential to be absolute studs. Our offenese is looking like it could be very good in the next couple years.

Unpopular to most people I know.

But, I prefer the Rolling Stones to the Beatles.

Let's BANG!

Hopefully this attempt is more fruitful than the last time I asked my girlfriend to do the same!

This Coaching Staff

Is the first one in a long time where if I see we offer and get a commit from a 3* guy, the reaction is "well looks like we found a gem then" instead of "what the hell?". Don Brown is an amazing defensive coach and Harbaugh is a top 5 coach in CFB. I definitely trust the coaches on this one.

Beautiful Ballz

I'm practically giddy over this 2019 class already.

Is it just me...

...or does every media pundit seem to forget that we absolutely THROTTLED PSU this past season? I don't care if they had no LBs, LBs don't play on offense when they only scored because of a pitty pass interference call. James Franklin kicked a field goal down 28-0 from the 7 yard line, and they're saying he's a better coach than Harbaugh? I don't think so.

That is some Horse Shit

Buckeyes had 2 penalties in that game while Darboh and Perry get mauled with no call, but it was "solid"? Those were drive stalling plays if I remember correctly...

Are we sure?

That this isn't some 21 jump street situation? That looks like a full grown man with an ex wife, a kid, and a mortgage to worry about.

Hot Fuzz

Great flick if you haven't seen it.

Why do people have a problem with it?

It's fresh content, it's amusing, and I think it helps to get some perspective on where other teams are in the conference. I love football content, and this is football content. The offseason is long, and full of terrors, and this helps to give me just a hit of football to get me through. Shit on it all you want I guess, but there is some good stuff in those articles.

Lol

That article was garbage. No Michigan or Stanford on a list of places to get a good education and play football, but Alabama and OSU make it? Ok.

Have you ever even watched an NFL game?

Because, if you had, you would not be posting such a god awful list. Stafford is better than every single one of those QBs and it isn't even close. 

Lots of Stafford hate

Stafford is a damn good QB. You wouldn't be winning anything going with Rudock over him. Stafford is the far superior talent, sorry. People are praying they can draft a guy like Stafford for their team, and you don't let that kind of talent walk because it is so hard to replace. 

A guitarist that worked with some great musicians...

Mick Ronson. Never get's much attention, but he played with both Bowie and Ian Hunter and he always had a really good tone. 

Really?

2 TDs?!?! After we beat them by 39 this last year? I gotta get in on that action.

So what are the chances

What are the chances these 3 players see the field as Spartans again? They "broke school policy", but is it still too early to tell how greivous that is/what the punishment will be?

Seafood on the ice?

Oh, throwing seafood on the ice? HOW ORIGINAL

We are too high

I think we should be right around 12 or 13. Penn State is over rated, but I think the top two are correct. No earthly idea how ND cracked the top 20 though. 4-8 last year with a new QB this year does not scream marked improvement to me.

Dark Tower series

I just started it a week or so ago, so I'm only on the second book, but I'm really enjoying it so far.

MGoPoints

It's a matter of how many points you have. Once you get 100 I believe you can start voting on comments. 

Mother's Day BBQ

Smoking a 14 pound USDA Prime Brisket and I could not be more excited about it. (Costco has incredible prices on brisket. Seriously I payed like 45 bucks for this one.)

The Wire

Nothing gets me hyped like referring to Rashan Gary with "Omar comin'". Can't wait for that shotgun to take down some opposing quarterbacks. 

You're telling me

He should have been made practice player of the week. He could have gotten that 6th year then.

Couldn't believe it

I was blown away watching the draft ticker at work when I saw "Nicholson S - Michigan State" It was purely a pick based on measurables because the kid looked absolutely lost out there on tape.