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02/16/2019 - 9:45pm Who is doing the on court…

Who is doing the on court interviews for this NBA all-star Saturday Night? 

Most definitely easy on the eyes. And no, I’m not talking about Shaq.

02/15/2019 - 2:26pm That's the opposite of…

That's the opposite of football.

02/15/2019 - 2:24pm The Eagles have never been…

The Eagles have never been the same band since he left.

02/15/2019 - 2:12pm This sounds like a job for…

This sounds like a job for Discuss Man.

02/13/2019 - 11:39pm How would you like to play a…

How would you like to play a halftime game of basketball? Your crew, versus me and The Revolution....

02/12/2019 - 9:57pm Lewis Garrison was a wide…

Lewis Garrison was a wide receiver for the University of Minnesota from 1991-1994.

During that time, Minnesota went 0-4 against Michigan and was outscored 211-48. 

I’ll let you connect the dots....

02/12/2019 - 9:30pm I had absolutely no idea…

I had absolutely no idea that you could blindside block a defender in basketball. I’ll have to try that in my next pickup game!

Also, barf.

02/12/2019 - 12:47pm You can change the name to …

You can change the name to "Meta" as much as you want, but it still won't hide that Meta is that jerk Ron Artest.

02/12/2019 - 6:46am Ahh, but the NCAA did come…

Ahh, but the NCAA did come down on Notre Dame and Ohio State for being big ugly cheaters.

Remember that ND had 21 wins vacated from 2012-2013 due to academic misconduct and OSU had 12 games vacated from 2010 due to ineligible players.

You can throw in 29 vacated wins for Alabama, 13 for USC and 12 for Florida State.

Historical wins don't matter to these schools. Winning at all costs matters.

02/08/2019 - 6:40am I think the plan is to go…

He's planning on putting 11 offensive tackles on the field. Basically the equivalent of flooding the zone with the fat guys on Nintendo Ice Hockey.

02/07/2019 - 7:04am Conversely, I am excited…

Conversely, I am excited about Michigan football and love our future.

02/06/2019 - 9:23pm Rocket Sauce!!!

Rocket Sauce!!!

02/06/2019 - 8:23am I believe that Andrew…

I believe that Andrew Johnson High School shut out their previous opponent, and held them to zero yards rushing leading up to the 1966 City High School Championship.

That feat was completely wiped out in the Championship game, when a young Al Bundy proceeded to rush for four touchdowns; including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.

02/05/2019 - 5:15am Conversely, it has also…

Conversely, it has also alleviated the inevitable big signing day letdowns. I’ll take the good with the bad here.

02/04/2019 - 6:03pm I'll stick to Oregon Trail…

I'll stick to Oregon Trail. I've never won, my wagon always breaks and everyone dies of dysentery.

Good family fun.

02/03/2019 - 10:22pm Just shut up and give the…

Just shut up and give me the trophy, Roger. Again.

02/03/2019 - 10:16pm Tom.

Freaking.

Brady.

Tom.

Freaking.

Brady.

02/03/2019 - 3:17pm If you nik a ca, you should…

If you nik a ca, you should really get your insurance company involved.

02/01/2019 - 9:02pm Michigan Wolverines home…

Michigan Wolverines home team is not the Michigan Wolverines away team. Again.

02/01/2019 - 8:16pm I think we're shooting…

I think we're shooting blanks.

02/01/2019 - 8:14pm Minimum requirements for…

Minimum requirements for fouls in this game:

1st half: wind speed of 0.5mph or more within 6 inches of any player

2nd half: capital murder

02/01/2019 - 7:03pm In 2019, a crack commando…

In 2019, a crack commando unit was sent to Iowa City by a Dilbert character looking Commissioner for a game they were forced to play. These men promptly escaped from a winter vortex stockade to the Greater Midwest underground. Today, still wanted by the rest of the B1G, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you need a victory, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can root for:

The M-Team.

02/01/2019 - 5:36pm Discontinue Viagra use =…

Discontinue Viagra use = problem solved.

01/30/2019 - 11:19am A dead nuts strike with a…

A dead nuts strike with a bulletproof vest on. That was impressive.

01/30/2019 - 6:47am Did you know?

In 1949, the…

Did you know?

In 1949, the baskets consisted of a peach basket on one end of the court and a car tire on the other. I imagine that made it much harder to score.

This makes last night's OSU point total even more impressive.

01/29/2019 - 7:04am Best of luck, Aubrey! UCF…

Best of luck, Aubrey! UCF looks to be a pretty decent team this year.

 

If you do get a chance to watch UCF, check out their Center: Tacko Fall. Dude is like 7-foot-6 and wears some crazy Rec Specs.

01/29/2019 - 1:49am Underpants + ? = Profit

Underpants + ? = Profit

01/28/2019 - 1:14pm Just keep swimming.....just…

Just keep swimming.....just keep swimming....

01/28/2019 - 9:26am To be fair, this article was…

We are the best of 17 days ago right now.

01/28/2019 - 7:13am You have not been watching…

You have not been watching enough Detroit Lions games.

01/25/2019 - 11:00am Welcome aboard.

Would have…

Welcome aboard.

Would have been the icing on the cake if he had graduated the year after. Then he could have truly been 21 Savage.

01/25/2019 - 9:00am I think we've gotten all of…

I think we've gotten all of the flatness out of our system in the past week and we'll be ready for the Hoosiers.

Tonight...we hunt!  Go Blue!!

01/24/2019 - 10:34am Do you have your passport?

Do you have your passport?

Did you get your shots?

Girls would to like to come back with Rob

to Americaaaaaaaaa?

01/22/2019 - 7:22pm The good news is that we are…

The good news is that we are shooting 15% and Minnesota is shooting 63% and we’re only down 6....err 9. Those numbers will change.

01/20/2019 - 10:26pm This man is 41 years old. 

This man is 41 years old. 

The rules of aging do not apply to the GOAT.

01/20/2019 - 9:51pm Not sure if you are aware,…

Not sure if you are aware, but Tom Brady is a sorcerer.

01/16/2019 - 11:19am Mods, please delete this…

Mods, please delete this thread; as it has absolutely nothing to do with gravy.

01/15/2019 - 1:29pm Thank goodness Hinton moved…

Thank goodness Hinton moved up past #31 to get that fifth star....if he wound up 31st, I would have thought so much less of him.

01/14/2019 - 2:15pm Just rename the Olentangy…

Just rename the Olentangy River the Ganges River and I think you have pretty much a mirror image of Kolkata.

01/14/2019 - 2:02pm Will a 12 pack of Coke get…

Will a 12 pack of Coke get my family and I into the Staples Center?

01/11/2019 - 11:48am I wouldn't mind seeing on a…

I wouldn't mind seeing on a year when we have 7 or 8 home games schedule EMU as a neutral site game at Ford Field.

01/11/2019 - 8:41am We was also a pretty good…

He was also a pretty good catcher for the Astros when he was healthy. This guy can do it all.

01/08/2019 - 1:08pm Cazzie Russell.

Cazzie Russell.

01/08/2019 - 1:04pm I believe that the last…

I believe that the last successful Michigan shootout was in 1856; when James Strang was shot and killed for his attempt to make himself king of Beaver Island.

01/08/2019 - 11:19am I was hoping that this was U…

I was hoping that this was U.L. Washington to OSU. 

That dude looked so cool with his toothpick and fro.

01/07/2019 - 9:49am Also CIT and CBI.

Also CIT and CBI.

01/07/2019 - 9:47am Today's non-thread related…

Today's non-thread related fun fact:

Only one team remains in all of college basketball that has yet to play a true road game.  That team is your #1 ranked Duke Blue Devils.

FYI- Michigan has played two.

01/07/2019 - 9:44am That's high praise.....

That's high praise.....

01/07/2019 - 6:36am They just closed Peter Pan's…

They just closed Peter Pan's Flight and Tomorrowland Speedway for a while; so he should stick around a bit before he heads there.

01/07/2019 - 6:36am They just closed Peter Pan's…

They just closed Peter Pan's Flight and Tomorrowland Speedway for a while; so he should stick around a bit before he heads there.