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12/08/2018 - 6:10pm “Buy” games - nice

“Buy” games - nice

12/04/2018 - 9:46am Would have expected him to…

Would have expected him to stay a lot longer - I guess this means either Satan is getting much stingier with his deals or urbs is a shitty negotiator. 

11/22/2018 - 9:53pm Time is a flat circle

Time is a flat circle

09/12/2018 - 6:25pm No


07/26/2018 - 2:10pm Correct

median salary is…


median salary is what matters.  On average Tom Brady and I have played in four Super Bowls each

05/16/2018 - 6:22pm Rich Rods Triangle of Secrecy

Was in fact a Rhombus of Mystery

04/07/2018 - 5:22pm Avatar

Checks out

04/04/2018 - 7:24pm Do they have

Any offensive linemen?

03/02/2018 - 12:54am There’s a part of me

That would love to see Rutgers win the whole tournament. It’s the part deep inside my anus where it smells like Jersey

02/18/2018 - 10:06am No son

Let’s walk down. And fuck them all.

02/06/2018 - 10:05pm Double post


02/06/2018 - 10:04pm He’s a good head coach

In the same way that Michael Phelps’ speedo is a good swimmer

01/30/2018 - 6:18pm Why not a virtual waiting list for people in the upper bowl?

The earlier you get there the higher you are on the waitlist. 5 minutes into game time free up the lower bowl
Seats that haven’t scanned yet and send new seat assignments to waitlisters via their phone.

If ticket holder shows up after that time, when they scan they will be given a new upper bowl seat

01/21/2018 - 1:40am Probably a better idea

Than the one I had about writing mgoblog erotic fan fiction

01/18/2018 - 6:24pm Who the hell is mel kiper anyway?

said the colts should draft Trent dilfer because “all they have at quarterback is Jim Harbaugh”

01/14/2018 - 1:49am If you must talk

Congratulate him on his sons first birthday

01/10/2018 - 1:41pm Good


01/09/2018 - 10:54pm Ranked 13th

Is where the 1997 team started

12/21/2017 - 3:48pm I’m pretty sure

They made that logo from a picture of me trying to dunk on an 8-foot hoop in the 80s

12/19/2017 - 12:21am Indiana Purdue Fort Wayne

Sounds like it was named by a drunk guy yelling out answers in the worst game of Pictionary ever

12/13/2017 - 11:20pm His name is Ty not Will

You sound like Hulk

12/09/2017 - 4:56pm That box score

Is bizarre

12/07/2017 - 2:11pm Take the day off Mo

You deserve it. Thank you for coming back and being a warrior all year. We love you and can’t wait for all of those NFL belly rubs. Wolverine for life!

12/04/2017 - 6:54pm With the trident logo

Maybe he thought they were the Aquamen

12/04/2017 - 6:53pm I heard he dropped out

To take The Tennessee head coaching job

12/04/2017 - 9:43am I would advise against that

Staee fans are boycotting Outback but you know they can’t actually live without that stuff - your house will get overrun...

12/03/2017 - 7:54pm But

Where will they go for fancy eatin’?

11/23/2017 - 10:27pm I heard

That Jesus is going to be fronting Lynyrd Skynrd with huge angel wings

11/22/2017 - 1:34pm Haiku

I don’t know any
I live on west coast and their
Degrees don’t travel

11/17/2017 - 11:06am To complete your analogy

They slowly killed you over time, robbing you of precious minutes on Earth. While it seemed a harmless decision each time, it made you nauseous and often gave you diarrhea

11/07/2017 - 10:14pm Who cares?

If you’re not first you’re last

11/06/2017 - 1:09pm Greg Dooley said

Not to hold the jug by the handle

11/05/2017 - 3:40pm Ruiz

My favorite part of higdons 77-yard run was Ruiz sprinting all the way to the end zone to celebrate with him

11/04/2017 - 8:08pm Debate proposition

If I kicked you in the butt would you get a bloody nose?

11/01/2017 - 9:51pm If he was any good

He’d be going to a power 5 school

11/01/2017 - 10:26am That’s why

Posts have an edit button college boy

10/30/2017 - 7:39pm Lattice of coincidence

You talk of radishes and Wally Pipp - Wally Pipp made his professional debut for the Kalamazoo Celery Champs

10/29/2017 - 12:46pm Peters looked great

Super excited to see what he can do against a Big Ten team next week

10/28/2017 - 9:52pm Sorry dude

I grew up on a beet farm and it’s “beet me to the punch”

10/21/2017 - 2:15am Looks like you made a big bet of mgopoints

And lost

10/18/2017 - 10:34pm Pitino, Petrino...

Petrino, Pitino...let’s call the whole thing off

10/14/2017 - 7:50pm Harbaugh undefeated

When team commits 16 penalties

10/11/2017 - 2:23pm 12 points in ten games

And we got a point at The Azteca so 11 in the other 9, 5 of which we’re at home. Reminds me of the Olympic basketball team a few cycles back. Players who think qualification (or in that case a gold medal) is a birthright, and a overrated coach (George Karl) who feels the same way and even after the fact can’t see anything wrong.

USA basketball blew up the process and recognized need for major change - hopefully USA soccer does the same.

And I know we like to say our best athletes don’t play soccer and while it’s true kids have choices that other parts of the world don’t, baseball and football are down in participation and offensive soccer skill players around the world do not have NBA bodies. 5’11 Is average size for a european top division soccer player and that is not a “normal” size for any other major US sport save maybe baseball. Offensive players bring down the average. And kids start playing soccer before any other sport. Other countries are often recognizing their top talent at ages when our kids wouldn’t have even tried anything else.

Look at USA Swimming. Super organized across the country with coaching standards from the youngest ages. Identification of top talent to move up. I get that it’s easier to assess swimmers, you can just look at times, but other countries run their soccer like we run swimming.

Hopefully in the future when we are raising the World Cup we will look back and say this was the kick in the ass that we needed, and hopefully I will live to see it.

10/11/2017 - 12:01am I was bummed when John brooks got hurt

I just didn’t realize how bummed I was

10/10/2017 - 10:51pm It wasn’t really fair

That we had to play Trinidad AND Tobago

10/09/2017 - 6:26pm Can he

Play tackle?

10/06/2017 - 5:17pm Do you have

The other half of my amulet?

10/06/2017 - 1:59pm My grandfathers name was Harry Miller

So I’m thinking that should help - can someone mention it to him?

10/05/2017 - 8:01pm What’s the difference

Between mark d’antonio and a pet groomer?

One will clean your pussy and the other is a douche

10/05/2017 - 10:22am The block one should say

2013 NCAA champs on it somewhere