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02/19/2019 - 12:13pm This can only mean one thing…

This can only mean one thing. Someone needs to stop by Keith Jackson's house to make sure he's OK.

02/18/2019 - 7:36pm I didn't get the relevance,…

I didn't get the relevance, but on general principle I have no issue with gifs of Allison Williams.

02/18/2019 - 7:31pm Ursa crazy, man.

Ursa crazy, man.

02/16/2019 - 1:54pm Win by 13 on a day we couldn…

Win by 13 on a day we couldn't stand on the beach and throw it in the ocean. 

I say that's pretty, pretty, pretty good.

02/16/2019 - 1:49pm No matter how many times I…

No matter how many times I see that thing, I never believe it's going to go in until it goes in. Totally uncanny.

02/16/2019 - 1:45pm Whew, Teske, finally. I mean…

Whew, Teske, finally. I mean, you buy $30 worth of scratch-offs, sooner or later you're going to hit a $5 winner, amirite?

02/16/2019 - 1:31pm Of all the threes we've been…

Of all the threes we've been jacking up all day, I thought that one was the least likely of any of them to actually drop. Weird game.

02/16/2019 - 1:21pm Probably, yeah.

Probably, yeah.

02/16/2019 - 12:53pm What did TB12 do that got in…

What did TB12 do that got in the way of the NFL's "agenda"?  

02/16/2019 - 12:50pm That's not the first time…

That's not the first time in this thread you've gently suggested doing something specifically disrespectful to Muslims... something you want to get off your chest there buddy?

02/16/2019 - 12:48pm That's a bingo!

That's a bingo!

02/15/2019 - 8:22pm Please, please, please let…

Please, please, please let this franchise move to Cleveland.

02/15/2019 - 7:37pm Yeah, the budget surpluses…

Yeah, the budget surpluses in CA have really sucked the last few years.

02/15/2019 - 7:35pm Plenty of teams are willing…

Plenty of teams are willing to withstand any amount of negative publicity when it comes to players who beat up women.

But no, the collusion case was not "blown up." Opting out of the last year of a deal is a smart move for many players who can lock in a longer term contract with more guaranteed money, especially if they want out of team in shambles, which the 49ers were. This was the same genius ownership that ran Harbaugh out of town.

 

02/15/2019 - 1:31pm Anthony Carter for the…

Anthony Carter for the dagger TD! @ 2:44:20 called by Keith Jackson!!

(OHHHHHHH let me tell ya 'bout Keith Jackson. Did you know he died?)

 

02/15/2019 - 12:17pm Jeopardy Answer is: What is …

Jeopardy Answer is: What is "San Dimas High School _______ Rules!" ?

02/15/2019 - 12:16pm God, I thought this was the…

God, I thought this was the one that ends with the twin girls. They freak me out so much.

02/13/2019 - 7:54pm I heard he's a running…

I heard he's a running quarterback.

I can't help it that First Take is on the TVs at the gym.

02/13/2019 - 3:29pm "Sorry if already posted"

"Sorry if already posted"

02/08/2019 - 10:12pm Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

02/08/2019 - 10:10pm About to start watching QB1…

About to start watching QB1 Season 2 on Netflix. I'll let you know soon.

02/08/2019 - 12:25pm Avatar checks out. When you…

Avatar checks out. When you see Vick down there, tell him my dog says "FU."

02/08/2019 - 10:59am That's amazing... and here I…

That's amazing... and here I thought I was the only person who said "HOLY CATS!"

02/07/2019 - 8:24pm Rod Smart parlayed that…

Rod Smart parlayed that famous nickname into a 5-year NFL career, including participating in a Super Bowl with Carolina. Getting the spotlight and attracting enough attention to get a look from some CFL/NFL guys was genius.

02/04/2019 - 8:49pm Well, the first time I got…

Well, the first time I got laid was playing Leisure Suit Larry, so there's that.

02/04/2019 - 8:48pm I haven't played video games…

I haven't played video games since Super NES, but everything you just described sounds like the kind of game I'd like to play. I prefer low-key activities you can perform without murdering someone or someone trying to murder you.

02/03/2019 - 10:07pm Jeebus, I think Edelman may…

Jeebus, I think Edelman may have TB's baby in 9 months after that hug.

02/03/2019 - 9:59pm Ready to make a prediction…

Ready to make a prediction now. Patriots.

02/03/2019 - 9:48pm Burkhead. Ball game.

Burkhead. Ball game.

02/03/2019 - 9:43pm What a turnaround. Rams have…

What a turnaround. Rams have it right in their hands in the endzone and drop it, INT one play later. Would not be shocked if they don't get the ball back.

02/03/2019 - 9:39pm I can't believe I've never…

I can't believe I've never heard of that 15-second rule with the helmet radios before.

02/03/2019 - 9:36pm Exactly. Who says it has to…

Exactly. Who says it has to be music? It should just be some kind of entertainment. Could be mascot races for all I care. Or mascots on horses, jousting with real lances. That would be gold.

02/03/2019 - 9:29pm One of those Frisbee…

One of those Frisbee-catching dogs. Those are the only halftimes I actually can't turn away from.

02/03/2019 - 8:45pm Is Skynet buying Super Bowl…

Is Skynet buying Super Bowl commercial time now? I take it this is the last year humans will be in charge of halftime entertainment. Let's face it, we probably deserve extermination after today's gem.

02/03/2019 - 8:35pm Well, I did think that Kia…

Well, I did think that Kia ad had some nice cinematography, so there's that.

02/03/2019 - 8:34pm Answer is cloudy. Check back…

Answer is cloudy. Check back later.

02/03/2019 - 8:25pm I've seen that scenario…

I've seen that scenario before-- the answer is you still get a penalty even though technically you're not on the field, at least that's how it was called the one time I saw it. Same thing when a guy ran out of the back of the endzone before the snap.

02/03/2019 - 8:21pm Superb large group of actors…

Superb large group of actors they brought in to feign excitement at Maroon 5. It's almost believable.

02/03/2019 - 8:19pm That one was actually 2-0 at…

That one was actually 2-0 at halftime. Dwight White tapping Fran Tarkenton, who had just covered up a fumble in the endzone.

02/03/2019 - 8:18pm Someone be a hero and throw…

Someone be a hero and throw some red paint on Big Boi's fur coat.

02/03/2019 - 8:12pm Bo apparently knows beer and…

Bo apparently knows beer and fast food, because he looked super chunky in that one ad. 

02/03/2019 - 7:10pm More than just his…

More than just his substantive analysis, which is fantastic and informative, I really enjoy his style. It's genuine and refreshingly un-produced, like you're sitting next to him on the sofa watching the game together. 

02/03/2019 - 6:59pm Defense for the win so far…

Defense for the win so far. Superb push in the middle by Ram interior D, great coverage by NE secondary... points could be as hard to come by as integrity in East Lansing administrative buildings.

02/03/2019 - 6:51pm 1. Nachos. So. Many. Nachos…

1. Nachos. So. Many. Nachos.

2. Waiting until one team takes a large lead before making a prediction. I prefer to be fully informed.

02/03/2019 - 3:53pm Foot Locker?

Foot Locker?

02/01/2019 - 4:43pm Trying to score a White…

Trying to score a White Russian?

02/01/2019 - 4:41pm All it takes is one…

All it takes is one troublemaker to ask "is this dress yellow or blue" and it's go time.

01/29/2019 - 3:40pm Let's see if you're right.

Let's see if you're right.

RichRod. Discuss.

01/27/2019 - 2:03pm There is something wrong. If…

There is something wrong. If you win the coin toss, you have a 55% chance of winning the game. That is a ridiculous premium that has nothing to do with which team is better.

01/24/2019 - 5:03pm I thought for sure it was…

I thought for sure it was going to be Ohio University's Rufus, the Buckeye-punching Bobcat.