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03/13/2019 - 12:05pm How was I supposed to know…

How was I supposed to know at the time I posted that Perriman would ask out of the deal he agreed to?

Landry averages 96 catches per season over his career..  Now he and Baker will have another off season together to get on the same page, with the same offense.  On top of that, he will revert to a role he is more comfortable with which is the # 2 receiver who's doing damage within the first 15 yards.

Only Browns fans who watched every game witnessed the maturation, and the progress Higgins/Callaway made throughout the year.  Before he got hurt, Higgins was somewhat of a security blanket for Baker, and Callaway will now be facing single coverage in the slot with much less pressure on him.

03/13/2019 - 8:03am Ravens just lost 3 defensive…

Ravens just lost 3 defensive starters and they have a QB who literally can't throw.  You're right, history shows the read option will work in the NFL, and Lamar Jackson won't get hurt.  You're guaranteeing the Patriots, Chargers and Steelers QBs will all still be playing in 2-3 years?  The Titans and Jags?  Yeah, if this league has shown us anything it's that you win playoff games with shitty quarterbacks. 

03/12/2019 - 9:49pm So the downside of trading…

So the downside of trading for a 26 year old potential hall of famer is 3 years from now we might not be able to resign our 3rd receiver.....my God......how will we ever recover!!

03/12/2019 - 8:56pm Get your jokes in now. …

Get your jokes in now.  Baker now has OBJ to take the top off the defense while Landry destroys everyone underneath.  Who's covering Njoku/Calloway/Higgins/Perriman? Combine that with Chubb/Kareem while Duke is catching screen passes.

03/12/2019 - 8:49pm The Browns were a force in…

The Browns were a force in the late 80s, this narrative is so fucking stupid. 

03/11/2019 - 10:07pm The 1 year deal probably…

The 1 year deal probably gave him more guaranteed money than anyone was willing to offer in a multi year deal.  If he stays healthy and produces, someone will give him a longer deal next year. 

03/11/2019 - 10:03pm It says max value of 13…

It says max value of 13 million.  It's a base of 10 and he has to hit certain performance kickers to potentially get to 13.  Plus it's only a 1 year contract, even if it doesn't work out who cares, it's one year. 

03/03/2019 - 8:42pm Seeing numbers like this…

Seeing numbers like this does nothing except make me disappointed in our coaching staff for not getting more out of players like Gary. 

02/25/2019 - 9:32pm Saw the title of this post…

Saw the title of this post then refused to read the thread because I hadn't seen it yet.  You got me so excited for the finale.  To each his own, but I ended up being very disappointed.  This season was decent, but it was hard to get worse than season 2.  One thing I did enjoy is Dorff deserved this shot, and he knocked it out of the park.  One thing that bothered me with Ali is when he was old I could barely understand a word he said. 

Best episode of TV ever?  This didnt even touch the 6 min continuous shot in at the end of episode 4 in season 1, or the Merv Griffin set episode of Seinfeld. 

02/21/2019 - 11:45am Stuff like this is so…

Stuff like this is so terrible.  Another important lesson to hammer into kids when they are of driving age is to never go speeding through leaf piles at the side of the road.  You never know if an oblivious child is playing in them.

02/21/2019 - 11:43am I'll put my name on the…

I'll put my name on the upvote, I held out for a min, but it was just too funny.

02/20/2019 - 7:51pm I went with a 3 Floyds…

I went with a 3 Floyds Zombie Dust. 

02/20/2019 - 9:40am Sorry, my pitchfork is still…

Sorry, my pitchfork is still firmly in my hand when it comes to that bag of douche.

02/15/2019 - 2:24pm I will be checking weekly to…

I will be checking weekly to see how guys like Denard and Ty Isaac are doing.

02/15/2019 - 8:54am I guess I should clarify. …

I guess I should clarify.  We are many happy years in now, but since we got married we go all out on the anniversary, and we pretty much ignore valentines day (cards, chocolate, but no big gifts/dinner).  The story about valentines day leading up to marriage was meant to be humorous.

02/14/2019 - 1:24pm I'm thankful that my wedding…

I'm thankful that my wedding anniversary essentially buried this day for the two of us.  But hey, if you and your significant other still get something out of it, that's great.

I remember absolutely despising this day for the last 2 years before we got married because she was expecting a proposal.  It's hard to describe the feeling when you drop $200 on dinner just to see her crying in the car on the way home.

02/11/2019 - 7:23pm Lack of arm strength?  Great…

Lack of arm strength?  Great, well at least I know you've never actually seen Baker play, and I can ignore your opinion entirely. 

He's not Mahomes, few are, but Baker throws laser beams all over the field. 

02/11/2019 - 7:17pm This signing made me angry. …

This signing made me angry.  It makes a crazy amount of sense on paper, but a line needs to be drawn somewhere.

02/11/2019 - 7:16pm Christ, 2016 is literally…

Christ, 2016 is literally ancient history for the Browns.  Between new leadership, the roster, and Baker there is no comparison.  Last year's draft could have yielded 3 pro bowlers if Baker and Chubb played the entire year.  Get your Browns jokes in now, because it's over. 

02/11/2019 - 7:09pm "Dude isn't even in the top…

"Dude isn't even in the top half of NFL QBs."

Keep telling yourself that.  He only broke the rookie passing TD record in less games with a team that went 0-16 the previous year.  For half of the year Hue Jackson was his head coach.  Baker is coming for everyone.

02/07/2019 - 12:02pm Drew Neitzel

Shocked that nobody has mentioned Drew Neitzel or Dane Fife yet.

The TV coverage of Craft is what made me hate him, otherwise I respected him.  Plus how can you hate a guy who's lasting memory against us is that beautiful air ball?

02/06/2019 - 1:41pm So did you ever get rid of…

So did you ever get rid of those Aerosmith tickets?

02/06/2019 - 12:45pm I like Matt Patricia, but…

I like Matt Patricia, but does it really matter who Belichick's DC is?  We all know who runs that defense.

02/04/2019 - 7:21pm After turning the generator…

After turning the generator on in the basement, it took me a solid 30 minutes to calm down.

02/04/2019 - 7:18pm Outstanding games out there…

Outstanding games out there recently.  Aside from RDR2, I'm about 5 hours into the new God of War and its incredible.

The Last of Us is one game that I was truly amazed by.  When I was a kid, it was Ocarina of Time. 

01/29/2019 - 10:34am Al Sincich could be an…

Al Sincich could be an honorable mention on the D-line.  Pretty sure he started at middle guard while topping out at 195 lbs.

01/24/2019 - 1:17pm Correct, especially with the…

Correct, especially with the ginger, a little will go a long way.

01/24/2019 - 12:00pm Cut up 60 lbs of pork butt…

Cut up 60 lbs of pork butt with a buddy last week that we ground up.  In addition to what you used we did some fresh ground ginger, and ground up juniper berries.

01/24/2019 - 11:03am Easily my favorite part of…

Easily my favorite part of the article.  At least he's warmed up and realized what I think is the correct approach.  It should be a mix of old and new ideas.

01/24/2019 - 10:45am Least surprising highlights…

Least surprising highlights from a Browns fan- 

Haslam is an idiot, and he and his wife constantly meddle in day to day operations where they almost always make things worse.  Browns fans have long assumed this is the case, and I am terrified they will find some way to fuck this up

Hue Jackson is the worst head coach in history, and actually had the balls at 3-36-1 to ask why he was being fired.

Nothing is apparently Ray Farmer's fault, only a small part of me believes him.  I do believe that Haslam personally forced drafting Manziel.

Dorsey was the right man for the job, and has stabilized the organization

Baker Mayfield is a fucking boss, and was somehow successful in spite of all of this garbage.  As long as he's upright, we have a shot.

01/23/2019 - 2:36pm Nothing associated with Hue…

Nothing associated with Hue Jackson should be used as an example.  That man is a cocktail of phony mixed with loser.

The last 2 decisions of his head coaching career were starting Tyrod Taylor/Carlos Hyde over Baker Mayfield/Nick Chubb.

Also, get your Browns jokes in now, because that ship has sailed.

01/22/2019 - 9:12pm Joe Thomas retired and…

Joe Thomas retired and promptly lost 60 lbs.  I want to eat a Roman burger right now, but I'm not going to, problem solved. 

01/18/2019 - 7:44pm If Bush goes to the Steelers…

If Bush goes to the Steelers I'll fucking puke.  Oh well, unfortunately he will spend his career losing to Baker!

01/16/2019 - 9:20am They are better than us.

They are better than us at football.

You're welcome

01/10/2019 - 10:07pm "But has he been projected…

"But has he been projected to hit 20 bombs in the bigs???

He's a bit... slight for that, no?"

Umm, have you ever seen José Ramirez or Altuve? 

01/08/2019 - 1:47pm Trey Burke, every team needs…

Trey Burke, every team needs one guy who can get a bucket on his own when you need it the most.  Kid was a killer.

Sauce Castillo would be a close second.  A team with Stauskas and Iggy.....man, the opposing fan base hate meter would be through the roof, and I would love every minute of it.

01/08/2019 - 11:38am Hate that Army game, and at…

Hate that Army game, and at IU before Ohio State.

01/08/2019 - 9:28am We need forward thinking, we…

We need forward thinking, we don't need to bring back the crap that didn't work.

01/02/2019 - 2:50pm I will never know how that…

I will never know how that guy kept a straight face with Macho Man just going legend next to him.

01/02/2019 - 11:04am Damn, you can tell how bad…

Damn, you can tell how bad he wanted to say some things, but he was able to stop himself from doing it.  Anyone who is married knows that's one of the hardest things to do.

12/31/2018 - 7:19am Great player, great kid. …

Great player, great kid.  Having said that, if Jourdan Lewis is a 3rd rd pick I find it hard to believe that Hill is a potential 2nd rounder this year.  He could be next year though. 

12/29/2018 - 6:24pm Hue Jackson, just ask him 

Hue Jackson, just ask him 

12/29/2018 - 6:21pm Observations, players quit…

Observations, players quit on the team, so the team quit, head coach either needs to evolve or go, DC's gimmick scheme needs to evolve or he needs to go. 

12/29/2018 - 6:14pm Florida Gators- We watch…

Florida Gators- We watch film good

12/27/2018 - 10:10pm Same here.

Since 2003…

Same here.

Since 2003 Purdue has beaten Ohio State 4 times... Purdue.

This team has an inferiority complex at this point.  I'm so sick of the excuses.  Win ugly, win on a bullshit blown call, win by someone purposely messing with the game clock.  I don't care, win the fucking game. 

12/27/2018 - 1:41pm I just can't bring myself to…

I just can't bring myself to open that link. 

12/26/2018 - 7:48am Now there's a guy who hates…

Now there's a guy who hates his wife. 

12/22/2018 - 9:55am It will never stop. …

It will never stop.  Opposing coaches will always use it to negative recruit while he's here. 

12/21/2018 - 1:53pm That photos has the makings…

That photo has the makings of a textbook horse collar.

12/21/2018 - 1:15pm If that happens I'm sure…

If that happens I'm sure whatever the Packers are paying him will help.