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03/19/2019 - 10:12pm Back in the day you could…

Back in the day you could pop in to throw a football around or smoke a doobie on the M at the 50 yard line. (Or so I heard)

03/18/2019 - 7:30pm Not to be pedantic, but a… Not to be pedantic, but a believe a Rachel substitutes pastrami for corned beef. (Also slaw for sauerkraut, btw)
03/02/2019 - 9:20pm This is really all you have… This is really all you have to do? Sad.
02/28/2019 - 10:17pm I'm not sure what … I'm not sure what "unregistered" glock means, as I do not believe there is any gun registry in Ohio. I think state law forbids establishment of a registry.
02/21/2019 - 12:31am How did he do such fantastic…

How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?!

                    --Hedy Lamarr

 

(PS. That's Hedley)

02/12/2019 - 11:12pm Protecting his guy from… Protecting his guy from getting smashed is more important in the big picture than any L.
02/12/2019 - 10:24pm As unstable as a shit head… As unstable as a shit head who makes an account to troll.
02/04/2019 - 12:15am Still better

Still better

01/16/2019 - 7:10pm Ahoy polloi! Ahoy polloi!
01/13/2019 - 9:28pm Teske and Simpson giving… Teske and Simpson giving teams a few more things to think about! 17-0 baby!
01/13/2019 - 9:23pm Good correction. Troubling… Good correction. Troubling it happened in the first place.
01/13/2019 - 4:36pm Yeah, my hard stop is less… Yeah, my hard stop is less than 6. Of all the things we can do to help the earth, not breeding like rabbits is probably most important. My problems with Rivers extend beyond that--but no politics, right?
01/13/2019 - 3:04pm Really wish he would have… Really wish he would have stopped procreating after 6 kids or so. "Honorary Duggar family member Philip Rivers, whose wife gave birth to their seventh kid in the middle of last season. SEVEN! (This number now stands at NINE) A whole goddamn clan of Little Marmalards running around. Rivers is a vocal proponent of Natural Family Planning. The only time he pulls out is from under center. HEY NOW! Sync your intercourse to the lunar cycle and Jesus will reward you with the miracle of a baby born during the bye week. Let's catch up with Laserface as he talks about being a MAN: Men are the leaders of our families and in the corporate world as well and any time we can share and have an impact, it's great."
01/12/2019 - 8:23pm Who gives a shit. It's wrong. Who gives a shit. It's wrong.
01/12/2019 - 8:19pm We are not deciding whether… We are not deciding whether she should be prosecuted, but rather should she be employed by the University of Michigan. Don't confound things. This is easy.
01/11/2019 - 7:17pm Or you turn into an asshole… Or you turn into an asshole with a goatee and a sash.
01/07/2019 - 10:49pm I think 3 ypc is generous I think 3 ypc is generous
01/01/2019 - 10:43pm Yeah, I've never got a job…

Yeah, I've never been hired because of our football record.

01/01/2019 - 7:29pm This is very true. When you… This is very true. When you are far and away the dominant program in your state and you have good high school programs in your state, you have a built-in advantage. You can build depth without breaking a sweat and then mine 5 stars and high fours from elsewhere. Between the 2017 and 2018 classes, Georgia (16.1%), Alabama (12.9%), Clemson (11.29%) and Ohio State (12.9%) accounted for 53.19 percent of all available five-star prospects.
01/01/2019 - 7:21pm They have a better football… They have a better football program. We have a better school. It'd be nice to have both but I'll take the later.
01/01/2019 - 5:35pm "The grown ups are fed up."
"The grown ups are fed up." They should have taken your computer away when they sent you to your room.
12/31/2018 - 11:04pm At least his tiblia is ok. At least his tiblia is ok.
12/30/2018 - 9:07pm Sounds like he does.

The …
Sounds like he does. The "glory years" of Bo consisted of beating up on 8 tomato cans (including MSU) a 50/50 game against a team or two with a pulse, a 50/50 game with OSU and a predictable bowl loss. Against that backdrop, keep in mind that a lot of programs got better due to a lot of factors (increased TV exposure and the resulting revenue probably the greatest). Wisconsin, MSU, Northwestern, and even Iowa are not your father's teams. Add Penn St. to the mix. Harbaugh's only real shortcoming against that historical backdrop is his lack of success against OSU--a team that has been a top 5 national program during his tenure. His salary creates a lot of expectations, unquestionably. It doesn't change what Michigan is. Expecting to bring in someone to predictably improve upon 10-3 just isn't realistic.
12/29/2018 - 9:15am Agree with everything here… Agree with everything here. Somewhere between "Only the Big Ten champ can go to the bowl and not two times in a row" and "everyone with 6 wins is bowl eligible" is about right.
12/19/2018 - 1:02pm They replaced it with damn…

They replaced it with damn chariot races. 

 Do you know the winner?

 

Exhibition.

12/16/2018 - 8:04am Exactly, Oddball. Why don't… Exactly, Oddball. Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
12/15/2018 - 9:09pm ^^^^^This^^^^^ ^^^^^This^^^^^
12/15/2018 - 5:15pm So if being in the playoffs… So if being in the playoffs is the be all and end all as so many of you believe, why does it matter? The team gets more practices and younger guys get more experience. What's the problem?
12/11/2018 - 10:48pm And yet he and Bo were… And yet he and Bo were friends. Bo definitely would have preferred him over Frieder.
12/08/2018 - 9:50am Go Navy! Go Navy!
12/04/2018 - 12:26am It's meaningless but still…

It's meaningless but still annoying that MSU is a 2 with an upward trend after defeating Rutgers and Michigan a non trending 2 after beating Purdue. (Previous bracket came out after the MSU Louisville loss and the Michigan UNC win)

12/03/2018 - 12:49pm MSU getting 2 decades

MSU getting 2 decades

12/02/2018 - 9:17pm I think you're right. The… I think you're right. The system has absolutely devalued the other bowl games as well as winning your conference. I was in my early 30s when Michigan won the national championship but prior to that (and the BCS) it was not the be all and end all it is now. People didn't think "oh, we can't win a national championship so who gives a shit." But for the record, I'm fine with Gary sitting out. Thank you for hard work and good luck.
12/01/2018 - 2:55pm Getting in is the only thing… Getting in is the only thing. You can't win if you aren't in and anything can happen in any game. Any way Michigan gets in is ok with me. Next best is no OSU. and y'all put too much stock in the results of one game.
11/27/2018 - 3:51pm I really thought OSU would…

I really thought OSU would have to go max protect to keep us off Haskins. When this wasn't the case and they still didn't get pressure, I knew we were doomed.

11/25/2018 - 10:17am You should invest in…

You should invest in conflict diamonds.

11/24/2018 - 2:52pm eh, keep the coach. Lower… eh, keep the coach. Lower his salary and our expectations.
11/22/2018 - 10:22am I like that last line.

I…
I like that last line. I like it a-lot. (dumb and dumber gif)
11/21/2018 - 9:52pm Wise use of these could free… Wise use of these could free up jail cells.
11/20/2018 - 1:36pm Harbaugh used to do the… Harbaugh used to do the prolonged, uncomfortable stare. He doesn't do that anymore.
11/20/2018 - 1:09pm If this were the SEC I'd… If this were the SEC I'd have no doubt of that. Given the B1G, they'll probably shoot themselves and us in the dick.
11/15/2018 - 7:34pm I hope Tittibawasee isn't a… I hope Tittibawasee isn't a girl. Anyway, takes me back to the days fishing on the Tit
11/14/2018 - 9:24pm Their hate for him is going… Their hate for him is going to be delicious
11/11/2018 - 7:03pm Obviously he's going to fall… Obviously he's going to fall back on that engineering degree.
11/11/2018 - 6:35pm They should show this in… They should show this in schools to keep kids from drinking.
11/11/2018 - 11:50am As much as I wanted the B1G… As much as I wanted the B1G East salted away with an MSU win, beating a top 10 OSU is probably much more helpful from a "whim of the committee" standpoint
11/10/2018 - 2:59pm yeah, they're throwing this… yeah, they're throwing this shit
11/10/2018 - 2:41pm This game is ass. This game is ass.
11/10/2018 - 2:31pm This is what I'll think… This is what I'll think about instead of baseball to prolong happy time with the wife.
11/10/2018 - 2:25pm Klatt is right (as usual)… Klatt is right (as usual) why does state roll Lombardo left to throw right over and over?