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01/28/2019 - 9:21pm I just want Portal 3

I just want Portal 3

01/11/2019 - 12:21pm Awesome.  Just throw a ton…

Awesome.  Just throw a ton of Benjamins at Larry Johnson Sr and this will be a successful hiring spree.

01/09/2019 - 11:58am No battle plan survives…

No battle plan survives first contact with the enemy

01/07/2019 - 4:27pm Marques Slocum. He's got a…

Marques Slocum. He's got a fuck lion.

01/07/2019 - 3:22pm We become a gymnastics school

We become a gymnastics school

12/18/2018 - 10:57am From a marketing standpoint,…

From a marketing standpoint, he didn't name his agency well. Other players are not going to want to sign with "Rashan Gary Sports". I would've advised him to name it something that doesn't use his name so it doesn't detract from potential clients' names.

That said, glad he's trying to maximize his earning potential

12/14/2018 - 8:47am Davis, Samuels, Ray Rice,…

Davis, Samuels, Ray Rice, Kareem Hunt, Trent Richardson, Joseph Randle, etc.


What's with RBs and domestic violence?

12/08/2018 - 8:00pm Hard to respect it

Hard to respect it

12/04/2018 - 8:58am Hopefully Day doesn't retain…

Hopefully Day doesn't retain Larry Johnson.  That would hurt their recruiting

11/29/2018 - 11:35am An NCAA with teeth and…
  • An NCAA with teeth and transparency
  • Hard cap on the amount of commercial time per game
11/26/2018 - 1:07pm Best of luck to him.


Best of luck to him.

He'll likely go in the 20s in the first round.  Ton of talent but disappears for far too many stretches. Hopefully he turns it on at the next level.

11/24/2018 - 1:30pm Put Ambry in for Watson

Put Ambry in for Watson

open up the passing offense

tell the fucking dline to get pressure 

11/16/2018 - 2:57pm Outside of Clemson, the ACC…

Outside of Clemson, the ACC is garbage

11/15/2018 - 6:15pm When you've said Don Brown,…

When you've said Don Brown, you've said it all

11/08/2018 - 3:06pm The number of injuries they…

The number of injuries they are experiencing is ludicrous

11/07/2018 - 3:32pm My daughter's elementary…

My daughter's elementary school teacher dressed up as Brittany in the catholic school outfit.


10/30/2018 - 11:51am Exactly - I wish these…

Exactly - I wish these reporters would stop with the constant "talk about X" questions.  Ask a specific question (obviously not about injuries)

10/26/2018 - 12:22pm My Beilien bobble head needs…

My Beilien bobble head needs company

10/20/2018 - 8:57pm We have seen enough of…

We have seen enough of Harbaugh’s offenses to know they way underperform. If it wasn’t for having the best DC in the nation (God Bless Don Brown), we would be in Hoke territory. I hope Harbaugh can swallow his ego and hire a good OC and hand off all playcalling duties. 

10/05/2018 - 3:09pm I'd love to see a lot of…

I'd love to see a lot of Dylan McCaffrey (not DeCaff)

10/03/2018 - 3:42pm I was at the Alamo Bowl…

I was at the Alamo Bowl. Never been so pissed leaving a game. Didn't help that I had my ex-wife with me...

09/29/2018 - 6:22pm Chase has been our most…

Chase has been our most impactful player

09/29/2018 - 6:22pm Hopefully Gary has some…

Hopefully Gary has some impact

09/23/2018 - 3:31pm The NFL did something right …

The NFL did something right (get rid of leading with the helmet to mitigate concussions) and then fucks up as usual with this stupid redefined rule of roughing the QB.  I don't understand how Goodell is paid so much to do such a terrible job

09/18/2018 - 3:56pm 2nd best OL in the…

2nd best OL in the conference?? If that turns out to be true, I'll eat some of that Auburn substance

09/02/2018 - 9:20am He lives in Ann Arbor and is…

He lives in Ann Arbor and is a friend of the program

08/20/2018 - 12:07pm So, take this source for…

So, take this source for what it's worth:

One of my friends has a friend within the OSU athletic dept. Apparently things are much worse than initially thought and it affects more sports than just football.  I don't know how an investigation into Urban & Gene Smith would extend to other sports, but that's what I heard.

08/13/2018 - 5:25pm If you’re looking for…

If you’re looking to build endurance, waiting in line at Zingerman’s will help

08/08/2018 - 11:11am Food stuck to the inside of…

Food stuck to the inside of your microwave?

Get a bowl of water and add lemon juice. Microwave it for a couple mins (creates a lemon steam bath). Wait a couple mins and then wipe down.

08/07/2018 - 11:41am <Looks at recruiting ranking…

<Looks at recruiting ranking> "WTF Harbaugh?"

<Looks at tape> "niiiiiice"

08/04/2018 - 8:46am Seth - this seems like the…

Seth - this seems like the largest avg weight gain this program has seen since y’all started publishing these annual reports. Correct?

08/03/2018 - 4:39pm Not sure the right place to…

Not sure the right place to ask this: Will the iOS app ever be compatible again with the website? The app was fantastic.


Another feature request: when searching on the website, allow the user to specify a date range. For example, I tried doing a search on "app" to answer the above question, but was inundated with results from years ago

08/03/2018 - 3:17pm Nope. No way. People tend to…

Nope. No way. People tend to forget that the reason he retired is that his father died from a heart attack while he was coaching at the same age Stoops is now. Stoops has heart disease. He doesn’t want to suffer the same fate. 

05/21/2018 - 12:16pm ND

I still don't understand why ND is seen as a juggernaught in 2018.

They lost multiple assistants including their best one (Ecko - their DC). They lost the two best OL in the country to the NFL. They lost their stud RB. Those are a lot of question marks for them to answer, especially for Week 1.

04/09/2018 - 7:23am Nyet. Te ochen krisyviya.

Nyet. Te ochen krisyviya.

04/02/2018 - 2:22pm Always dislike that category

I've always disliked that category on the previews.  Just list their 3pt % accuracy

03/09/2018 - 1:11pm Texas A&M...

Texas A&M...

03/07/2018 - 11:34am Another PRO

It's gotta be rough to balance academics during the 2-3 week stretch of a Big Ten tournament and then NCAAs.  This gives the players a couple weeks to knock out any papers/exams and then re-focus on basketball during the NCAAs

01/14/2018 - 6:44pm Nope

Sumlin was embraced at A&M. However the shine wore off as he proved to be incompetent. He was successful in year 1 because he inherited an offense with all 11 players who played in the NFL. Once Sherman’s recruits matriculated, Sumlin stunk.

He’s a fine man. His teams don’t play defense and his offense generates too many 3 and outs

12/09/2017 - 1:06pm Johnny Football's coke stash

Johnny Football's coke stash doesn't count

12/06/2017 - 11:47am Little

Little is close with Oklahoma's backup QB (next year's starter) Kyler Murray. They were teammates in HS. Expect Little to transfer there

11/29/2017 - 1:48pm Top of the Hill

Top of the Hill

Harvest 18

Dame's Chicken & Waffles

Alpaca Peruvian 

11/16/2017 - 7:20am Smart move

He can listen to the Vols radio play-by-play coverage

11/06/2017 - 3:03pm A&M is swimming in money. Too

A&M is swimming in money. Too bad we can't find a damn coach...

10/28/2017 - 1:09pm HALLEMUTHAFUCKINLUYAH!!!


10/16/2017 - 3:34pm Rashan ends McSorley, turning

Rashan ends McSorley, turning PSU into a sole rushing attack.  Don Brown feasts.

10/13/2017 - 11:40am There were more non athletes

There were more non athletes than athletes who took the classes

09/24/2017 - 9:32am Dudes


09/23/2017 - 8:27pm Gonna need Speight again this

Gonna need Speight again this season. I like watching JOK, but given how he throws his body around, he’s likely to get dinged at some point. Hopefully Wilton is ready to step in when needed

09/13/2017 - 11:44am At least they are interesting

At least they are interesting sponsors and not something irrelevant like "Burt's Astroglide"