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01/08/2019 - 11:21pm All this coaching turnover…

All this coaching turnover makes me more sympathetic to Jerry's position that we're really just rooting for the clothes the athletes wear

12/27/2018 - 5:32pm Author appears to believe 7…

Author appears to believe 7:42 is an early time to be awake

03/06/2018 - 4:57pm You

capitalist bastard

03/06/2018 - 3:56pm There's no way this thread

isn't going to get locked

03/02/2018 - 11:05pm Tha fuck was that no call


03/02/2018 - 10:45pm Always good to interrupt the flow

with commercials about DQ chicken fingers

03/02/2018 - 10:42pm Fuck you

Carson Edwards. Fuuuuuuck you

03/02/2018 - 10:34pm That was some bullshit


03/02/2018 - 10:33pm How is that purdue ball


03/02/2018 - 10:33pm Damn that was a cold ass three


03/01/2018 - 5:31pm He's the only dude on our team

who can make a free throw

03/01/2018 - 3:34pm TOs, free throws, missed shots

Matthews is consistently shitty

03/01/2018 - 11:06am It's "moran"

you moran

02/27/2018 - 4:15pm Cuz its all just a distraction until the grave

so why the fuck not ya know?

02/27/2018 - 2:47pm We'd all be disappointed except

this shit was never going to happen anyway

02/25/2018 - 10:54am They're waiting until after

the 2027 football season

02/23/2018 - 11:59am Good night, sweet prince.


02/19/2018 - 3:35pm Good stuff!

Being an entrepreneur takes balls (metaphor, people) and a total commitment to the enterprise. Best of luck - it can be extremely rewarding!

02/17/2018 - 3:48pm Crowd makes it sounds like

an MSU home game

02/16/2018 - 4:40pm It's not fandom

unless you let the shark fuck you

02/16/2018 - 3:57pm Sure.

I guess?

02/16/2018 - 3:25pm Careful there

you're a thought or two away from saying something blasphemous.

02/16/2018 - 3:21pm Florida was ranked #109 in total offense

right behind Michigan at #105. Our honest to god solution for improving our offense is to bring in the HC from one of the few schools performing worse offensively? What?

That's literally the exact opposite to the approach Harbaugh took with the Don Brown hire.

02/16/2018 - 1:51pm This trajectory of this team

is not encouraging.

02/15/2018 - 8:43pm No one can Millennial harder

than the various members of the MGoBlog staff

02/09/2018 - 1:27pm Can't bring myself to listen to this episode of the

podcast. Enough depressing shit out there without having to listen to Eeyore whine about this that and the other thing.

02/07/2018 - 5:23pm Yeah

Harbaugh's still overpaid.

02/07/2018 - 3:23pm Michigan football fans aren't spolied

they're abused mercilessly

02/07/2018 - 3:19pm "Get off my mentions!"

Yeah would prefer never to hear that again, which basically means not following or reading anything Ace writes after a bad game. Also, wouldn't terribly mind if the phrase "hot take" permanently left the MGoBlog lexicon.

02/07/2018 - 12:18pm Meanwhile

Two freshman QBs light up the National Championship.

02/07/2018 - 11:17am Not as fucked as everyone thinks

but probably as fucked as we have been

02/04/2018 - 11:25pm Has a neighbor with a goat

an extremely realistic blowup doll and several rings around toilet

02/03/2018 - 4:53pm How are D1 players

THAT bad at freethrows?

02/01/2018 - 5:06pm Harbaugh is the Sam Darnold of college football coaches

Servicable but dramatically overrated

02/01/2018 - 5:03pm Not sure

that does anything to make these stats less atrocious.

02/01/2018 - 3:54pm 9 TDs and 10 Ints

is a joke

02/01/2018 - 3:45pm Wow, we're already here

Good god this program is a fucking mess

02/01/2018 - 3:05pm Based on this theory of promotion

Drevno will be HC next season and Down Brown will be fetching water at game time

01/31/2018 - 11:25pm Osetkowski

looks ridiculous with those braids

01/29/2018 - 11:18am Oh shit spring break

forgot that's a thing that exists after ten years in the workforce. Soak it up, buddy.

01/27/2018 - 10:12pm The internet

thanks you

01/26/2018 - 12:09pm Yeah winning that National Championship

was huge!!

01/25/2018 - 10:23pm Yeah

but baby steps

01/25/2018 - 7:46pm Alabama?

I'd be good if we beat ONE of ND, MSU or OSU.

01/25/2018 - 7:42pm 2018 was near unanimously forecasted to be "The Year"

by our fan base. Absent some meaningful change in the composition of our offensive coaching staff, that's looking increasingly improbable.

01/25/2018 - 6:00pm The reason is Michigan fans trust Saban more than Harbaugh

as a judge of talent

01/18/2018 - 11:11pm That was all

incredibly fucked to watch

01/17/2018 - 4:33pm Vehicle

still seems like it would work

01/17/2018 - 4:31pm twopointconvuddy


01/17/2018 - 3:38pm Maybe

name the foul line after him now as down payment