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01/19/2019 - 10:10pm I'm down a few fingers of…

I'm down a few fingers of salted caramel whisky and I don't know if it's the right combination but it certainly isn't wrong.

01/19/2019 - 8:39pm I broke into a jar of…

I broke into a jar of homemade jalapeno & onion stuffed olives and it's not going to last long. Thinking I should have something to sip with them; suggestions?

01/18/2019 - 2:51pm via GIPHY

via GIPHY

01/18/2019 - 2:38pm via GIPHY

via GIPHY

01/18/2019 - 2:37pm Thank goodness a Saturday…

Thank goodness a Saturday game that isn't the same time as my kid's game.

Getting real awkward to keep sitting there trying to act interested whilst glued to my phone. 

 

(Oh don't clutch your pearls too tight; I don't actually watch the game instead of my kids. I just really want to.)

01/18/2019 - 9:04am The difference was that they…

The difference was that they weren't present and possibly complicit in a recent high-profile case of a systemic cover up allowing the rape of hundreds of girls at a rival school. Just a guess though. 

01/18/2019 - 8:59am Well shit. I don't have that…

Well shit. I don't have that other thing. 

01/17/2019 - 8:48am Still seems weird. Like even…

Still seems weird. Like even if you feel like she's paid enough penalty for whatever she did or didn't divulge in a timely fashion, there's a way to hire her and not make it look shady as hell, but they went the "we're definitely gonna make this look shady as hell" route. 

If that's all the things you did to vet her against your team and the victims, then say it. Don't just *pop* - she's on the squad.

01/16/2019 - 6:07pm This stupid website needs…

This stupid website needs like a 3 day primer for new members. I can barely keep up and I've been here over a decade.

01/16/2019 - 11:01am We called it hollandaise,…

We called it hollandaise, and that's how it began, but it evolved into this thick, warm tangy, almost cheesy goodness that went on absolutely EVERY damn thing. Potatoes, veggies; even made brussels sprouts good. Any kind of meat... My mouth is watering just thinking about it. I'm sure it was stupid easy like just mayo, parmesan & mustard, but damn do I miss it. 

01/16/2019 - 10:16am Au, jus just never had a…

Au, jus just never had a good homemade gravy before.

01/16/2019 - 9:07am I fancy myself a bit of a…

I fancy myself a bit of a cook as well, but I'll be darned if I can work out a good gravy. That and the legit world's best hollandaise are two of the many lessons I never had the time to take from my mother, God rest her soul. 

There's another thread idea- I'm telling you, it was a decade in its evolution, but this f-ing hollandaise she was making in her final few years was a thing of beauty, AND I'LL NEVER HAVE THAT RECIPE AGAAAAAAAAIIINNNN

01/15/2019 - 2:20pm via GIPHY

via GIPHY

01/15/2019 - 7:09am I know a couple coaches I'd…

I know a couple coaches I'd like to enroll

01/14/2019 - 8:13pm Bet now maizen wishes he…

Bet now maizen wishes he hadn't been such a dick to him.

01/14/2019 - 1:32pm To be fair, Marshall mathers…

To be fair, Marshall mathers would not be my first choice.

01/14/2019 - 11:46am "Video unavailable"- is it…

"Video unavailable"- is it just me?

 

Edit:

I'm dumb but I dug it up on the YouTube app. 

I like this idea: your favorite celebs or even the characters they play make cameos for live sporting events. 

Will Ferrell, Christopher Walken, John Malkovich...

I guess most actors aren't always the best at improv, so might not be that easy to pull off, but I'd watch.

01/13/2019 - 7:26pm Body blows are great when…

Body blows are great when you're playing a clearly lesser team. 

Know what else makes great body blows? Touchdowns. 

01/13/2019 - 8:31am (No subject)

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01/12/2019 - 3:41pm Cosigned, the sane. 

If…

Cosigned, the sane. 

If Ohio is America's armpit, Florida is its sweaty asscrack.

01/11/2019 - 5:02pm This one's my favorite…

This one's my favorite. Clear dig on TV Teddy V. (That is tv Ted, no?)

01/11/2019 - 4:56pm The other day I hit my …

The other day I hit my "upload limit" (who knew?) and trying to delete any of the ones in my folder from mobile made my browser crash. Cool beans, that.

01/11/2019 - 3:06pm Those were the days... Back…

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01/11/2019 - 2:25pm Dude, they did lose. 17…

Dude, they did lose. 17 games ago, and we all got together and decided that it f-ing sucked and were not going to do it anymore.

I don't know where you were, probably in the shitter or something 

01/11/2019 - 2:19pm Yeah remember how Mattison…

Yeah remember how Mattison was old enough that he'd retire before he went anywhere else? Lulz.

01/11/2019 - 2:17pm (No subject)

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01/11/2019 - 12:09pm Yeah I read it from mgowill…

Yeah I read it from mgowill right up there ☝️

01/10/2019 - 11:01pm Oh, just give it time. We'll…

Oh, just give it time. We'll be back to bitching and in-fighting before you know it. 

01/10/2019 - 4:13pm I think I'd just quit. 

I think I'd just quit. 

Quit what? Quit everything.

Out.

01/10/2019 - 10:59am Nah. The obvious comparison…

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01/10/2019 - 9:57am I know; I liked it much…

I know; I liked it much better with baseless speculation. I'll start!

If M was totally blindsided by the Mattison/washington thing, Harbaugh would have said something public by now to try to satiate the natives. 

The complete silence tells me that something is in the works and will be announced as soon as T's are crossed and I's are dotted. 

How'd I do?

01/09/2019 - 7:39pm Did you skip the comma in…

Did you skip the comma in that sentence or is there some sort of baby sweepstakes that I'm unaware of? 

01/09/2019 - 1:33pm I'm certainly not saying he…

I'm certainly not saying he's just some geek off the street, but it hasn't been his show to run until now. You can't just delete an Urban Meyer from the team and expect them to carry on like nothing ever happened, and I guarantee you there's more than just a few buckeye fans who are at least a little bit nervous about his ability to keep it going at Meyer's level. 

01/09/2019 - 12:55pm Like Michigan's, my D also…

Like Michigan's, my D also requires two charts to see it in its entirety. 

01/09/2019 - 12:17pm I will say that I had that…

I will say that I had that feeling watching the title game of, "Yeah, everybody gets snakebit once in a while", and dug out of the 'Don Brown sucks' pit that I was in, but especially after the mattison & Washington deal, it's not hard to see that despite all of our focus on the offensive woes, the defensive side of Schembechler hall has had its fair share of dysfunction beneath the surface. 

If there was bad juju already, then the offense couldn't get anything done, Chase was limited, Bush got hurt; I think we can pretty effectively unpack that 62 point ass-kicking to the point where we can at least understand what happened. 

Then a deflated, embarrassed team that's pissed off at each other had to play Florida in a "meh" bowl? Forget about it. 

Maybe that doesn't speak well for Harbaugh and his ability to keep cohesion in his program, but maybe there's not much anyone could do when personalities clash. And maybe the athleticism and 10 win streak was masking that discontent all along. 

I don't know. I guess I'm going to wait and see how JH fills the holes in the staff and I'm hopeful it'll be the shakeup they need and all turn out be a net positive. 

Either way, bama showed just how damn hard it is to win it all, but Clemson showed that consistency and patience can pay off. It took a while for Swinney and he wasn't exactly welcomed as a home-run hire either. 

We at least know M will be "good" year to year. Maybe even great once in a while. OSU doesn't know that yet with Day. Also, be glad we're not where Sparty is. Best coach you've ever had by a mile and you've still got to ride that rollercoaster? Piss on it. 

01/08/2019 - 9:56pm (No subject)

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01/08/2019 - 9:55pm Jim going all family. John…

Jim going all family. John Harbaugh for DL, Jack for LBs. Sarah covering nutrition with fairlife milk. Biggest shocker?

Tom Crean is the new OC. 

01/08/2019 - 2:56pm They've been bullying us and…

They've been bullying us and eating our lunch for so many years and we've had no comeback. All we had left to do was just to limp back home and hate them. 

Now they showed up on our doorstep in shades and a leather jacket to pick our sister up for a date and all we're going to do about it is go in the backyard and kick rocks. 

01/08/2019 - 2:45pm (No subject)

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01/08/2019 - 2:15pm Dude, I knew our gameplan…

Dude, knew our gameplan and I'm a completely unconnected dumbass. 

Sky is blue, water is wet, Michigan is going to play man and run power up the gut. Doesn't take some fucking soothsayer to figure all that out.

01/08/2019 - 11:25am I might have to get my wife…

I might have to get my wife to make a move on something new either this year or next, but I don't know what to put her in.

We've got a Honda Crosstour that is easily the best car we've ever bought. Ultra quiet, fun to drive, goes like stink, AWD, yet still gets 35mpg, sits higher than a sedan and very comfortable, plenty of space, and nearing 110k miles and everything is still like new. I would not hesitate to buy another but they quit making them in '16 (or somewhere in that neighborhood). We've done the SUV thing and are kinda over it; we really like a car that sits a little taller, with a big butt. 

Our friends have an outback a year newer and I don't think there's any comparison as far as fit and finish, interior design, ride or quality. 

Seems like the only thing we're going to find that won't be a disappointment is going to be a BMW X or a Benz GLC for twice the price. 

01/07/2019 - 2:41pm (No subject)

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01/07/2019 - 12:14pm Lengthening winter break and…

Lengthening winter break and spending ONE MORE DAY with my rotten kids in  the house.

/s. (Yes, that's sarcasm. I would NOT suffer through that over this stupid game)

01/07/2019 - 11:57am If you're into the "circus"…

If you're into the "circus" of politics, you'd better buckle up buttercup. Shits gonna get reeeeeeaaaalll silly over the next 2 years.

01/06/2019 - 11:40am Disgusting guzzle of whole…

(Disgusting guzzle of whole milk dripping down chin, with bits of $3 sirloin stuck in teeth) What do you guys think of Pep this year? Bang-up job, I say. Body blows really paid dividends in the 4th quarter. Better start thinking about a raise to sew him up for as long as we can. 

01/04/2019 - 12:20pm If there's any justice,…

If there's any justice, Haskins will declare, Martell will transfer, and Fields will transfer but get denied immediate eligibility. 

Since there is no justice, they will somehow end up with their entire roster intact and eligible, and probably even add some other unknown ICBM-armed cyborg yet to be identified, programmed explicitly to rip out our spleens.

01/04/2019 - 8:30am (No subject)

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01/02/2019 - 10:43pm I'm 4 weeks in after going…

I'm 4 weeks in after going back from over a year away. Getting sick and damn tired of gaining weight though. 

I did this because my diet plateaued and I want to keep the weight loss going, but if I'm going to spend money to feel like shit and hurt in every joint, just to keep gaining weight, wtf am I doing???

01/01/2019 - 8:34pm Bush league.

Bush league.

01/01/2019 - 8:31pm Just exactly how does one…

Just exactly how does one get into that line of work? I feel i could excel in this position. 

What the hell is that interview like?