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06/22/2018 - 11:08am Welcome!  You will do just…

Welcome!  You will do just fine here!

06/22/2018 - 10:39am ^^^ Knows nothing about him…

^^^ Knows nothing about him except the top few lines of his 247 page.^^^

06/22/2018 - 10:27am Mods, the fact that you…

Mods, the fact that you caved me for months for making a sophomoric but yet quite PG comment about Wagner’s mom while you continue to let this asshat post nonstop disparaging young men who have committed to our program is absurd.  Shame.

06/21/2018 - 8:37am NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Another…

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Another precious walkon spor WASTED by Harbaugh!

06/20/2018 - 1:54pm /Bluey’s inner-monologue: …

/Bluey’s inner-monologue: “Please please please be a three-star!”

06/16/2018 - 6:41pm /ctrl F

/“Bluey”

/down…

/ctrl F

/“Bluey”

/down-vote

/repeat

06/14/2018 - 9:54pm Here’s hoping for a lemon…

Here’s hoping for a lemon party!

 

 

What?

06/14/2018 - 10:30am ^^^ Miserable person ^^^

^^^ Miserable person ^^^

06/13/2018 - 11:45am I’m 90% sure you’re trolling…

I’m 90% sure you’re trolling now, but …

If Peters transfers out, we have three non-true Froshes IF George is on the roster, Einstein. 

06/13/2018 - 9:35am We may only have 4 if we don…

We may only have 4 if we don’t take a second QB commit, and only three of them would not be in their first year in the program.  

Why is this move gurting your feelings so much?

06/13/2018 - 8:16am Or maybe it’d be a good idea…

Or maybe it’d be a good idea to have options if a QB they have complete faith in gets hurt, like two of ours did last year.

06/13/2018 - 8:15am If Peters does transfer out,…

If Peters does transfer out, it would be far from the worst move in the world.  Unless you know of another grad transfer on the market that is OK with being a (highly probable) backup for his remaining two years.

06/13/2018 - 7:43am Dear God!  The lack of edit…

Dear God!  The lack of edit function on mobile, coupled with my fat thumbs on this iPhone SE, almost makes that post unreadable!

What I meant to say was “It wouldn’t be the worst idea in the world …”

06/13/2018 - 7:40am This does make sense, but…

This does make sense, but for 2019.

George had two years of eligibility.  If Peterson transfers out and Patterson is a one-and-done rental, then our 2019 QB roster is:

- RS Soph McCaffrey

- RS Frosh Milton

- Frosh McNamara

- Frosh QB2?

It wiuld be the widst idea in the world to have a 5th Sr with a year in the system on the roster to battle for the top spot or be the primary backup if the others aren’t ready yet.

06/03/2018 - 11:24pm Hope you get the help you

Hope you get the help you need soon.

05/28/2018 - 8:33am So, you’re saying we’re due!

So, you’re saying we’re due!

05/17/2018 - 12:45pm SOME DUDE IN PARMA IS RANKED

SOME DUDE IN PARMA IS RANKED #101 IN THE COUNTRY???

05/16/2018 - 3:02pm Norfolking way, pal.

Norfolking way, pal.

05/15/2018 - 8:33am Hi MGoBoard,
Could one of you

Hi MGoBoard,

Could one of you fine souls viewing this on mobile please do me a big favor and copy and paste this message in a reply? Since I am apparently “caved,” I can only be seen on mobile. I’ve asked Seth a few times on here why I am caved and what I can do to get in-caved, but I don’t think he can see me. I’ve also emailed the editor, but that got ignores as well. Please help a dude out!

05/14/2018 - 8:45pm Hole’s class after the 7-6

Hole’s class after the 7-6 season was ranked 20th.

His class after the 8-5 season was great, but a LOT of that class was committed before that season even started, when the team was freah off a Sugar Bowl win.

05/14/2018 - 2:21pm Fella, 90% of recruits when

Fella, 90% of recruits when asked describe every visit they go on as "amazing."  They are 17yo old kids who are probably leaving their own state for the first time.  

05/13/2018 - 1:54pm Why are you such a miserable

Why are you such a miserable person? What happened to you?

05/13/2018 - 10:29am We are indeed blessed to have

We are indeed blessed to have JH on our sidelines.

05/10/2018 - 5:14pm 3-star key.For $7M a year,

3-star key.

For $7M a year, we should be getting the key to a much better city than Toledo!

He'll lose the key to another coach by NSD.

 

Did I miss any?

05/10/2018 - 3:03pm No, it's because Harbaugh

No, it's because Harbaugh can't recruit anymore.

05/10/2018 - 2:48pm Or has decided to pull his

Or has decided to pull his name from the draft.  

No more clues on who that might be.

05/10/2018 - 10:51am And to get the best

And to get the best shit-talking tips, those coaches just need to peruse this or any other Michigan board for about 5 minutes.  We talk more shit about our program than anybody else!

05/10/2018 - 7:16am Worst. Fanbase. Ever.
Please,

Worst. Fanbase. Ever.

Please, go be a miserable putz elsewhere.

05/10/2018 - 7:08am We. Have. A. Top. Ten.

We. Have. A. Top. Ten. Class.

05/09/2018 - 3:47pm ^^^ Miserable person ^^^

^^^ Miserable person ^^^

05/09/2018 - 1:11pm 1) 8-5 is a mediocre season. 

1) 8-5 is a mediocre season.  5-7 is a disaster.  

2) How about instead of pretending to be happy after a single season, actually BE HAPPY that you're a fan of a wonderful program?

05/09/2018 - 1:09pm More than 6 months.  This

More than 6 months.  This fanbase was apoplectic after the Orange Bowl in Harbaugh's second season.  It never fully recovered.

05/09/2018 - 1:06pm So true.  My general opinion

So true.  My general opinion of this fanbase (at least the more vocal parts of it) has cratored ever since the end of the 2016 season.  Entitlement, brattiness, pettiness, pessimism, and a general attitude of sheer misery runs rampant within the Michigan football fanbase.  A lot of "fans" clearly get no joy out of this program, and it's sad, really.

And yes, anyone who is a fan of the Detroit Lions should by now have conditioned themselves to enjoy the hell out of the highs and brush off the lows (I don't know how else to survive as a Lions fan).

05/08/2018 - 2:57pm Hi hi,
Can I be un-caved,

Hi hi,

Can I be un-caved, please?

05/08/2018 - 2:25pm BTW, per Danny Kanell today

BTW, per Danny Kanell today on ESPNU radio, Haskins is a more proven QB than Patterson.  Yes, he said that.

Of course, this is also the guy who proclaimed "Peppers faked an injury to get out of the Orange Bowl" nonstop, so his take on anything Michigan is . . . complete and utter sh**.

05/07/2018 - 3:53pm I like not-broken Brian much

I like not-broken Brian much better than broken Brian.

05/06/2018 - 2:41pm It’s because Michigan

It’s because Michigan football brings them no joy whatsoever, only the avoidance of misery.

05/06/2018 - 2:16pm I’m glad someone finally had

I’m glad someone finally had the guts to bring this up.

05/04/2018 - 7:57am Lewerke is pretty damn good.

Lewerke is pretty damn good. Shea could easily wind up in front of him, but I don't find it offensive to have Lwereke ranked higher at this point in their careers.

04/30/2018 - 3:29pm How many 5-stars did Harbaugh

How many 5-stars did Harbaugh pull in at Stanford?

04/30/2018 - 3:24pm Welcome, young man!  We hope

Welcome, young man!  We hope the absolute best for you!

04/30/2018 - 3:24pm Good post, but you're

Good post, but you're responding to a troll.

04/30/2018 - 3:23pm yea . . . you suck.

yea . . . you suck.

04/30/2018 - 3:20pm ^Sounds like a troll.

^Sounds like a troll.

04/30/2018 - 11:06am Hi Mods!
Still trying to get

Hi Mods!

Still trying to get your attention.  Can I get un-caved, please?

04/29/2018 - 10:07am We’re never going to win. I

We’re never going to win. I recently watched last year’s Indiana game, and it convinced me that we suck. I hate this program so much!

xoxoxo,

True fans

/s

04/28/2018 - 3:39pm Welp, I guess that one

Welp, I guess that one instance in history means that you are now right about everything.

04/25/2018 - 9:36am Eventually, the one-and-done

Eventually, the one-and-done rule will be gone.  At that point, we should all be ready for college basketball to begin its decent into far less relevancy.  It will go the way of college baseball.  It will no doubt have its fans, and its championship will be hyped to some degree.  But eventually, the sport will be relegated to ESPNU levels of coverage.

04/22/2018 - 2:38pm Hi Mods,
Any chance I can be

Hi Mods,

Any chance I can be un-caved anytime soon? Whatever I did, I think I’ve done my time for it. There’s a lot of conversations I’d sure like to take part in.

04/21/2018 - 10:52pm I was up at 6, aiming to get

I was up at 6, aiming to get to the Exclusive Company shortly after it opened in the hopes of picking up the Zeppelin 7” and the Sufjan Stevens 7”, but like all the plans I’ve made since having my second child under 3, this one fell apart. I didn’t get in until after 1pm, and it was slim pickins at that point.

I’ll be cool again in about 17 years.