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02/13/2019 - 4:21pm After passing an angel would…

After passing an angel would say to me, you will have to spend some time in purgitory for your earthly transgressions. And for your punishment you will be forced to watch you favorite sports team lose to your most bitter rival for 14 of the next 15 years.  And I reply “So, purgitory is just like hell on earth then?”  

02/07/2019 - 3:18pm You know why he would do…

You know why he would do that?  Cuz “He Hate Me”. 

02/04/2019 - 6:57pm That is easy.  Robotron 2084…

That is easy.  Robotron 2084.  Not dying during one level was an accomplishment.

“Old man shows self to the door now”.  

02/03/2019 - 2:25pm Most overated fictional…

Most overated fictional character?  hands down, my honest, caring and selfless ex-wife.  

01/29/2019 - 4:18pm When I was at Michigan, I…

When I was at Michigan, I dated a girl with a nice set of Tauntauns. 

01/28/2019 - 2:33pm Clemson coaches:  "OK, we…

Clemson coaches:  "OK, we have some random drug testing today, I need all the kickers, walk-ons and team managers to report to the medical offices for testing...."

01/16/2019 - 1:01pm Demon Dogs!!!   Lords of…

Demon Dogs!!!   Lords of Light!!!!

01/16/2019 - 10:12am Just for the record..... …

Just for the record.....  Gravy is not a beverage...

01/15/2019 - 12:52pm Yep, I still can't believe…

Yep, I still can't believe Rich Rod started Threet over Sheridan.... What an asshole....

 

01/15/2019 - 10:58am Why can't our offense look…

Why can't our offense look like the one we rolled out against Florida in the 2008 bowl game?  Spread them out, pass to get them on their heels and the run game opens up from there...  That was everything l want to see from a Michigan offense...

01/11/2019 - 6:17am Alex, what is “That Sgt…

Alex, what is “That Sgt Pepper taught the band to play?”  I’ll take Anal Bum Covers for $400 please. 

01/10/2019 - 4:32pm If he announced John Baxter…

If he announced John Baxter to the MSU coaching staff, then I know the consperency is complete. 

01/07/2019 - 6:28pm No wrong Matt.  They want…

No wrong Matt.  They want Matt “the flower”. 

01/07/2019 - 6:25pm If we switch, do we have to…

If we switch, do we have to wear one of those chocolate salty ball necklaces?

12/31/2018 - 10:42am Tired of the we got beat by…

Tired of the we got beat by tbe better team meme.  Do we need better players?  Then go get them coach.  Do we need better coaching?  Then get people in the program who can fix the stuff going on so we are at least 50:50 in games vs OSU and top 10 games. Is it a motivation / execution issue with the players / coaches?   Then figure out why it keeps happening and get it fixed. 4 years into Harbaugh. We dont suck anymore, but we are not where we should be either.  Jimmy needs to really, really look at himself and the program and make the necessary changes / corrections to get past all these big game  losses.  

12/11/2018 - 1:12pm Can you imagine a conference…

Can you imagine a conference with OSU, UM, PSU, MSU, Wisc, Iowa, Texas and Oklahoma in it?  The "winner" will likely have 2 or 3 conference losses with a packed schedule like that.

 

12/09/2018 - 9:57pm If they score 120 points,…

If they score 120 points, free falafal and Naan for every fan. 

12/07/2018 - 3:13pm I thought it was “Give me…

I thought it was “Give me Liberty or give me the Death penalty”. 

12/06/2018 - 10:47pm Or what MSU likes to call …

Or what MSU likes to call “Parents Day”

11/29/2018 - 10:50pm Why, it probably is quire an…

Why, it probably is quire an ape-pealing offer. 

11/29/2018 - 10:47pm If it doesn”t have a tail,…

If it doesn”t have a tail, it”s not a monkey, if it doesn’t have a tail, it”s an ape. 

-Veggie Tales. 

11/26/2018 - 3:01pm Can he cover a shallow…

Can he cover a shallow crossing route?  If not, then it probably wouldn't have mattered anyway...

11/24/2018 - 5:56pm John Cooper.  

John Cooper.  

11/24/2018 - 5:44pm When you are pissed off you…

When you are pissed off you can say some pretty irrational things.  But Jesus Christ on a cracker, can we get rid of these fucking all white road uniforms and bring the maize pants back.  

11/24/2018 - 4:36pm Whew.  I feel really good…

Whew.  I feel really good about myself today.  Really wanted to buy a Revenge Tour shirt.  But I thought, lets wait til we best OSU.  Looks like I saved myself $25. Unfortunately I have drank $50 worth of Scotch watching the game today, so it is still a net loss.  Looks like Harbaugh is our John Cooper.  Bitterly disappointing.  

11/24/2018 - 4:15pm Over-rated.., (clap....clap…

Over-rated.., (clap....clap....  clap clap clap).  Over-rated....

11/24/2018 - 3:50pm Lie, cheat, steal, be a scum…

Lie, cheat, steal, be a scum / douche bag...  profit.   The world is fucked up.  The best part is, they are going to get into the pkayoffs.  Yeah!!!

11/24/2018 - 3:46pm Most points given up in the…

Most points given up in the history of the rivalry.  Against the #1 defense in the country.  It would hurt more if it wasnt so fucking comical. 

11/24/2018 - 3:43pm Isnt there o-line supposef…

Isnt there o-line supposef to suck?  It is like watching the varsity offense scrimmage the JV Defense.  

11/24/2018 - 3:19pm Do you think Don Brown will…

Do you think Don Brown will wake up every morning for the next year and think about this game?   

11/24/2018 - 3:18pm Do you think Don Brown will…

Do you think Don Brown will wake up every morning for the next year and think about this game?   

11/24/2018 - 3:13pm Go for 2 points again.  Even…

Go for 2 points again.  Even those decisions were totalt dumb.  Kick extra points we are down 14.  Irony will be that we come back and lose cuz of these conversion. 

11/24/2018 - 1:36pm Nico!!!!!!

Nico!!!!!!

11/24/2018 - 1:35pm Put the ball in the endzone!…

Put the ball in the endzone!!!!!!!

11/24/2018 - 1:29pm Where the fuck is the…

Where the fuck is the fucking heart in thiS team right now.  Playing and coaching like a bunch of pussies.  

11/24/2018 - 1:26pm Missed tackle count...  …

Missed tackle count...   approaching infinity.

11/24/2018 - 1:16pm Maryland put up 50 on this…

Maryland put up 50 on this defense.  50!!!!   Wtf.  

11/19/2018 - 11:55am (No subject)

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11/19/2018 - 11:14am Think they were just trying…

Think they were just trying to say... Ooooo Hi....?!?!

11/07/2018 - 4:04pm I think they need to jiggle…

I think they need to jiggle the handle.  That usually works...

 

10/25/2018 - 12:48pm Maybe he has a femer, and…

Maybe he has a femer, and the only prescription is.....

10/23/2018 - 12:51pm Black Pit of Negative…

Black Pit of Negative Expectations....

10/12/2018 - 11:01am Speaking of Borges. …

Speaking of Borges.  Remember how he had 15 plays scripted at the beginning of each game that made you think “where was this all year?”  And then the offense and play calling would revert back to the norm for the rest of the game. It sucks that this years team has issues getting going on offense at the beginning of the game, but at least we adapt and adjust as the game goes on.  

09/26/2018 - 12:12pm At "forst" I didn't…

At "forst" I didn't understand the joke, but now I am "iformed"...

09/18/2018 - 11:25am From this site, the last 3…

From this site, the last 3 years for the opponent 3rd down conversion % stat, we ranked, 3rd, 1st and 1st in this category.  Sample size is small, but we are definitely not executing at the same elite level this year, as we have the last couple of years.

SMU also converted quite a few length 3rd downs during the game:

3rd & 11

3rd & 9

3rd & 10

3rd & 7

3rd & 16

09/10/2018 - 12:46pm I think we need to ditch the…

I think we need to ditch the all white uniforms all together.  Let's go back to the maize pants please for away games. 

09/06/2018 - 7:56am Remember since 2006, all…

Remember since 2006, all your hopes, dreams and expectations need to be checked at the entrance gates to the stadium...

09/02/2018 - 8:47am I wanted JH as our head…

I wanted JH as our head coach.  But I wanted the SD/Stanford/SF version of Harbaugh. His Stanfords OL could line up against USC and run the same 3 plays and there was nothing they could do about it.  Our offensive team is soft, weak and pathetic again  just seams like the offense is a reflection of what the softer more subdued Harbaugh has become   

09/02/2018 - 8:02am Remember in the off-season…

Remember in the off-season when the offensive line said they were sick and tired of being called out by fans for underperforming.  I guess they were not sick or tired enough. 

09/01/2018 - 11:20pm Same shit, different day. 

Same shit, different day.