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02/21/2019 - 6:24pm This makes as much sense as…

This makes as much sense as most things I see throughout the day.  But now I'm hungry for Helmet Cake.  I might eat it while wearing my Meat Helmet.

02/20/2019 - 6:22pm Hey, Hot Hands.   You’re the…

Hey, Hot Hands.   You’re the best player on our team.  

02/19/2019 - 9:10pm And solar car racing.  

And solar car racing.  

02/18/2019 - 12:56am Pad level?

Pad level?

02/12/2019 - 2:15am You mean Notre Dame. 

You mean Notre Dame. 

02/11/2019 - 6:07pm Well, why not?

Well, why not?

02/08/2019 - 10:24pm This is denarded. 

This is denarded. 

02/08/2019 - 7:22pm This is so incredibly…

This is so incredibly fucking stupid.   

Fuck them all.



02/07/2019 - 1:40am That was a f'n bargain.

That was a f'n bargain.

02/04/2019 - 1:34pm This thread disrespects me.  

This thread disrespects me.  

02/03/2019 - 9:31pm Jim McElwain vs. 10 sharks…

Jim McElwain vs. 10 sharks in a huge tank at the 50.  

02/03/2019 - 2:37am With a name like Billy…

With a name like Billy Braski he better be a contact/slap switch hitting middle infielder.

02/01/2019 - 3:59pm 2014 SP:  Scherzer, Price,…

2014 SP:  Scherzer, Price, Verlander, Porcello.   

+Cabrera, JD, Kinsler, VMart

That's all.   I can win with those guys.

01/31/2019 - 10:06pm Ferris State at 70 is pretty…

Ferris State at 70 is pretty solid. 

01/31/2019 - 7:11pm Any other ranked B1G teams?  

Any other ranked B1G teams?  

01/31/2019 - 4:45pm Wisconsin Revenge Tour 2nd…

Wisconsin Revenge Tour 2nd Half 2019!!!   

01/30/2019 - 2:54pm It'll be cool to see if Tom…

It'll be cool to see if Tom Brady keeps the same offense when he takes over for Coach Harbaugh in 2030.

01/30/2019 - 1:31am I recall posting something…

I recall posting something about loving JB but frustrated at recruiting and defense.  Fortunately JB turned it around and keeps earning my love.  

01/28/2019 - 4:57pm Ulizio is the most Pitt…

Ulizio is the most Pitt lineman name ever.  He should only do interviews while holding an IC Light or a PB sandwich or both.

01/25/2019 - 11:06pm *Scoot.     Yes he is money…

*Scoot.     Yes he is money and was outstanding in H&CF.  His wife in that show was ill.   

01/25/2019 - 10:30pm TD3 = MWTV


01/25/2019 - 9:14pm Nice win by my grapplers.  

Nice win by my grapplers.  

01/24/2019 - 2:51pm Gritty is like a member of…

Gritty is like a member of the family.  I don’t remember much before he arrived and began changing lives.  

01/23/2019 - 1:39am Cool.

An anagram for Karan…


An anagram for Karan Higdon is Rank A Dingho.  

01/16/2019 - 5:00pm NUACE!!


01/15/2019 - 7:33pm WT fuck

WT fuck

01/15/2019 - 12:05am 2013 - better players

2019 …

2013 - better players

2019 - better play

I’d love to see this one in a tiny high school gym at midnight like the end of Rocky III (except with Mickey alive).

01/14/2019 - 8:57pm Dear OP:

I understand. …

Dear OP:

I understand.  This is how I feel in almost every meeting I attend.

Best of luck,

J. Hammer

01/11/2019 - 1:39pm *taint




01/10/2019 - 2:10pm Is Taint happening?  

Is Taint happening?  

01/10/2019 - 2:08pm Of course.  Don't you watch…

Of course.  Don't you watch Ballers?

01/06/2019 - 10:40pm Logged in to upvote.  

Logged in to upvote.  

01/06/2019 - 3:58am (.....long pull on a vape…

(.....long pull on a vape joint.....) like.... why is undefeated the best thing?  Don’t we learn from losing?  And how many teams (7) have gone undefeated in the past 40 years (1 - Indiana pre-Star Wars)?  I’m ok if we lose a few games that stiffen the steel in our spine.  

01/06/2019 - 3:49am Nominees.....

1.  Harbaugh…


1.  Harbaugh was always my favorite as a kid growing up in the 80s twenty mins from Ann Arbor.  Always loved and will love his intensity and confidence.  I emulated his game as a legendary IM QB and followed his career as a a player and coach and was down to 1% BPONE the day of the press event.

2.  Desmond was my favorite by a mile as a student early 90s.  Even ran into him once in the old business school and said something stupid like “nice game!” after he beat ND.  And he was fucking cool enough to give me his 1M watt smile and said “thanks!” without an ounce of cynicism. 

3.  Denard.  As a player no explanation needed.  As a Dude he is The One.   His joy not only as a player as he showed often but as a student at basketball games, etc - he just simply exuded joy.  And when he was playing for the Jags he was at a f’ing Walmart signing autographs and my sister (and fellow alum) took her 2 young boys to meet him.  Well the lines weren’t long at Walmart and my sister and her kids hung out and shot the shit with shoelace for like a half hour.  Cool Dude.

Winner:  Phillip Brabbs 

12/31/2018 - 7:31pm Offensive Redemtion Tour…

Offensive Revenge Tour 2019!!!!

12/30/2018 - 9:41pm Because my heart is too full…

Because my heart is too full of love and I share my gift with the world.


12/30/2018 - 2:21am Players:  A

Coaches:  C

Players:  A

Coaches:  C

Overall:  B

B won’t win a B1G title or concern the best teams.  

Whatever is beyond BPONE is where I find myself tonight.  I look into the abyss and feel like falling forward.  

But I won’t.  And neither will any of us.  Tomorrow is the first day of a new year.   Suck it up.


12/24/2018 - 11:44pm Calling XM!!

Calling XM!!

12/24/2018 - 11:09pm Bill Freehan


Bill Freehan


12/21/2018 - 5:11pm (No subject)

Image result for dangerfield hey everybody

12/20/2018 - 6:30pm Next month-

Bait and Switch…

Next month-

Bait and Switch:  how to lure prospects while withholding key information

12/20/2018 - 5:22pm I can't imagine this not…

I can't imagine this not going well.

Image result for back to school kinison

12/18/2018 - 7:35pm 16 teams.  Yes.  Current…

16 teams.  Yes.  Current model is outdated and the bowl games are stupid.  Blow it up.

12/18/2018 - 2:41am I think they were all pissed…

I think they were all pissed that the macaroni noodle didn’t come back.  

12/17/2018 - 4:25pm Sorry.  Not #1.  Fire JB.

Sorry.  Not #1.  Fire JB.

12/14/2018 - 5:59pm back2back posts:  Bush then…

back2back posts:  Bush then Hyman

do we have any rosters featuring Labia or Uterus?

12/14/2018 - 3:41pm lulz

"Brian looks at his…


"Brian looks at his phone in Sec.3"

12/13/2018 - 8:30pm Lionized is happening.  If…

Lionized is happening.  If it isn't trending it should.  Except that it's so goddamn depressing and tired.  Even memes related to the Lions have been lionized.

12/13/2018 - 6:22pm Cuz of space and time and…

Cuz of space and time and movement.  


And space.  

12/12/2018 - 4:07pm Odds of a "what are you…

Odds of a "what are you smoking thread" for later tonight:   420%