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02/07/2019 - 7:04pm Do you fire them when they…

Do you fire them when they sit out, or just ask for a refund?

02/05/2019 - 10:15pm aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I logged…

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I logged in just to downvote.  
Believe it or not, Chris was a human being before he became a Michigan football player.

Try keeping things in perspective.

01/31/2019 - 9:56pm So they're taking advances…

So they're taking advances on guaranteed future conference payments? . . .

Cue the J. G. Wentworth Opera Vikings!  " 877 cash NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

01/27/2019 - 11:07pm I think it IS a candelabra,…

I think it IS a candelabra, and IU should be known as the fighting Liberace's

01/27/2019 - 11:00pm I'll always +1 a Land Of The…

I'll always +1 a Land Of The Lost reference.

Him & Bill Laimbeer have something in common besides basketball.

01/16/2019 - 4:14pm Because MSU LIKES HIM!  

Because MSU LIKES HIM!  

Have you been to RCMB?  The whole Nassar saga is all the fault of "The Media" (ESPN), and "SJW" (apparently that's the right-wing term for sexual assault survivors) that wanted to bankrupt MSU with frivolous lawsuits.


01/16/2019 - 4:01pm Yes, thankfully, all the…

Yes, thankfully, all the stories about MSU "overcoming so much" can now start being printed by the local shit-rags.

01/16/2019 - 10:05am I was sure he was going to…

I was sure he was going to make it on like the 70th throw. . .

01/11/2019 - 3:22pm (No subject)
01/08/2019 - 10:30pm What would your odds be on…

What would your odds be on Nebraska winning the B1G before Michigan does?

01/07/2019 - 8:17pm Nice backswing.  A little…

Nice backswing.  A little more knee bend would have gotten him 6 more inches in height and likely 2 more feet of distance.

I have 3 kids and know what I'm talking about.

01/07/2019 - 8:09pm Truestory:

In elementary…


In elementary school (the 70s), my mother would randomly stop as we were driving by & send me in to an Arby's to steal two of the big squeeze bottles of Horsey & Arby's Sauce they used to have at every table.

We were not poor.

01/07/2019 - 7:59pm yep we'll be lucky to only…

yep we'll be lucky to only win 50% of our games against them now!


01/07/2019 - 7:18pm Maybe he just wants to win…

Maybe he just wants to win the B1G?

12/31/2018 - 9:43am so tired off the "10 wins"…

so tired off the "10 wins" logic.

I'd rather loose the odd Indiana or NW game every year if it meant Michigan was too focused on beating Ohio State and an SEC bowl opponent every year.

Seriously, who would give a shit about a mid season Wisconsin loss if we rolled into Columbus and punched OSU in the mouth?

All games are not created equal.

12/29/2018 - 11:25pm I love all the comments…

I love all the comments calling for Harbaugh to hire an OC "but give him control"

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 

Have you ever tried to take away the car keys from your father?

Good luck with that.

If you want this offense gone, Harbaugh goes with it.

12/29/2018 - 11:21pm You're right, depth is a…

You're right, depth is a problem.

Just wait til Harbaugh starts recruiting his guys.

12/29/2018 - 11:16pm So once every 25 years we…

So once every 25 years we play OSU at night and drop 50+ points on them? . . .  I'Il take it.

12/29/2018 - 7:49pm Interesting style for a …

Interesting style for a "What-are-you-drinking/smoking" thread, but what the hell.

Milk Of Magnesia & Vodka.

12/29/2018 - 7:34pm You realize that Michigan…

You realize that Michigan karma is a thing; and that we could beat OSU 70-0 next year but that it wouldn't matter because THAT would also happen to be the year we lost our first 5 games in a row  and would be completely out of any conference race.

12/29/2018 - 6:54pm So "Solve your problems with…

So "Solve your problems with aggression."

has become

"Exacerbate your problems with a lack of discipline."?

Sounds about right.

12/29/2018 - 6:49pm WELL DON'T KEEP US IN…



12/29/2018 - 2:45pm men huddle.

men huddle.

12/29/2018 - 2:42pm You realize that people have…

You realize that people have played college football and subsequently entered the draft successfully for 70 years before "having to sit out for the sake of my family" right?


12/29/2018 - 12:19pm We did that before Pep, we…

We did that before Pep, we'll do that after Pep.

12/29/2018 - 12:14pm My wife calls me Mr., 4…

My wife calls me Mr., 4 inches I could have got that.  Wait.

12/29/2018 - 12:11pm fitting that Reese knocked…

fitting that Reese knocked him out.

12/29/2018 - 12:08pm Hey, Turner might be ok?

Hey, Turner might be ok?

12/29/2018 - 11:59am If it comes down to clock…

If it comes down to clock management today. . . Florida wins.

12/27/2018 - 5:03pm "6. 75% off coupon for Hu-El…

"6. 75% off coupon for Hu-El web design"

I think a WD bedroom tour actually has more value.

12/26/2018 - 10:33am joindate does not check out.

joindate does not check out.

12/26/2018 - 10:16am I don't give a shit about…

I don't give a shit about all the nerdy math, data, or stats, but these charts have me fully engorged.

12/22/2018 - 3:26pm Is that one of those new…

Is that one of those new iMicrophones?

I am SO rocking one of those for karaoke night!

12/18/2018 - 9:36pm Pearl clutching?  and you're…

Pearl clutching?  and you're hyperventilating about "putting their career on the line"?  lol.

What are the odds of the career ending injury happening exactly?

It doesn't matter how small they are because they are the same fucking odds they had the first game of the season, or the 17th play of the 8th game of the season.  The risk hasn't increased, only our attention to it.

People are so fucking obsessing with GETTING PAID they forget that these are team sports and there are expectations  and responsibilities to being on a team in the first place.  

This slippery slope is a sheet of ice, hosed down with WD40.

12/18/2018 - 1:49pm My twins are seven and could…

My twins are seven and could totally kick your twins asses!

Pro tip for parents of twins:  As they get older, pretend to confuse their names/indentities often, even if you can actually tell them apart.  It's hilarious and drives them crazy.  

Of course mine are different genders so your mileage may vary.

12/18/2018 - 1:35pm Yes exactly.

And if we were…

Yes exactly.

And if we were to crush Florida 50-0 that would change the whole narrative going into the offseason for the program in a positive sense as well.

The bowl games ARE meaningless . . . unless your team decides to play in one.

12/18/2018 - 10:27am Gee, a demoralizing OSU loss…

Gee, a demoralizing OSU loss followed by an uninspired loss to a beatable bowl opponent . . . where have I seen this before?

12/16/2018 - 9:40am No one on this blog likes…

No one on this blog likes Khaleke Hudson more than me, but teams never schemed around him like they did peppers.

12/14/2018 - 10:13am If you think the abusers…

If you think the abusers need more prayers than the victims, then your "Motives" are fucked up.

12/12/2018 - 11:31am (No subject)
12/08/2018 - 12:17am I'd hire a graduate from…

I'd hire a graduate from Hogworts before I'd hire one from Liberty.

12/03/2018 - 9:56am Yeah it's pricy but the…

Yeah it's pricy but the child tickets are MUCH cheaper ($350?)

So just buy one of those.  If you are questioned about your age and asked to show your I.D. just say "I don't have one, I'm a child."

12/03/2018 - 9:38am You can't be serious?


You can't be serious?

This 3.0 site is 1000X more moob-hoodie-friendly than any site that has ever come before it!


12/01/2018 - 6:35pm I use my penis.

I use my penis.

12/01/2018 - 6:32pm needs THICKER glasses.

needs THICKER glasses.

11/30/2018 - 4:39pm Yes, his head DOES look like…

Yes, his head DOES look like a 3-balled scrotum.

It's ok, we're all thinking it.

11/29/2018 - 10:00am Keep anything not directly…

Keep anything not directly needed for the game, THE FUCK OUT OF THE GAME.
I'm looking at you Media Timeout.

11/27/2018 - 10:39am When you said "Illinois…

When you said "Illinois Impression" I just assumed you meant playing like shit.

If by chance e you meant "playing against a far superior teaming & losing year after year to the point where they don't even consider you a rival anymore" . . . well then +1 to you for the #SavageTake

11/26/2018 - 8:04pm yep.

It's the reason I…


It's the reason I always kept one foot on the floor during this season.  

11/26/2018 - 1:33pm this so much.

this so much.