|02/07/2019 - 7:04pm||Do you fire them when they…||
Do you fire them when they sit out, or just ask for a refund?
|02/05/2019 - 10:15pm||aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I logged…||
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I logged in just to downvote.
Try keeping things in perspective.
|01/31/2019 - 9:56pm||So they're taking advances…||
So they're taking advances on guaranteed future conference payments? . . .
Cue the J. G. Wentworth Opera Vikings! " 877 cash NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
|01/27/2019 - 11:07pm||I think it IS a candelabra,…||
I think it IS a candelabra, and IU should be known as the fighting Liberace's
|01/27/2019 - 11:00pm||I'll always +1 a Land Of The…||
I'll always +1 a Land Of The Lost reference.
Him & Bill Laimbeer have something in common besides basketball.
|01/16/2019 - 4:14pm||Because MSU LIKES HIM!
|01/16/2019 - 4:01pm||Yes, thankfully, all the…||
Yes, thankfully, all the stories about MSU "overcoming so much" can now start being printed by the local shit-rags.
|01/16/2019 - 10:05am||I was sure he was going to…||
I was sure he was going to make it on like the 70th throw. . .
|01/11/2019 - 3:22pm||(No subject)|
|01/08/2019 - 10:30pm||What would your odds be on…||
What would your odds be on Nebraska winning the B1G before Michigan does?
|01/07/2019 - 8:17pm||Nice backswing. A little…||
Nice backswing. A little more knee bend would have gotten him 6 more inches in height and likely 2 more feet of distance.
I have 3 kids and know what I'm talking about.
|01/07/2019 - 8:09pm||Truestory:
In elementary school (the 70s), my mother would randomly stop as we were driving by & send me in to an Arby's to steal two of the big squeeze bottles of Horsey & Arby's Sauce they used to have at every table.
We were not poor.
|01/07/2019 - 7:59pm||yep we'll be lucky to only…||
yep we'll be lucky to only win 50% of our games against them now!
|01/07/2019 - 7:18pm||Maybe he just wants to win…||
Maybe he just wants to win the B1G?
|12/31/2018 - 9:43am||so tired off the "10 wins"…||
so tired off the "10 wins" logic.
I'd rather loose the odd Indiana or NW game every year if it meant Michigan was too focused on beating Ohio State and an SEC bowl opponent every year.
Seriously, who would give a shit about a mid season Wisconsin loss if we rolled into Columbus and punched OSU in the mouth?
All games are not created equal.
|12/29/2018 - 11:25pm||I love all the comments…||
I love all the comments calling for Harbaugh to hire an OC "but give him control"
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Have you ever tried to take away the car keys from your father?
Good luck with that.
If you want this offense gone, Harbaugh goes with it.
|12/29/2018 - 11:21pm||You're right, depth is a…||
You're right, depth is a problem.
Just wait til Harbaugh starts recruiting his guys.
|12/29/2018 - 11:16pm||So once every 25 years we…||
So once every 25 years we play OSU at night and drop 50+ points on them? . . . I'Il take it.
|12/29/2018 - 7:49pm||Interesting style for a …||
Interesting style for a "What-are-you-drinking/smoking" thread, but what the hell.
Milk Of Magnesia & Vodka.
|12/29/2018 - 7:34pm||You realize that Michigan…||
You realize that Michigan karma is a thing; and that we could beat OSU 70-0 next year but that it wouldn't matter because THAT would also happen to be the year we lost our first 5 games in a row and would be completely out of any conference race.
|12/29/2018 - 6:54pm||So "Solve your problems with…||
So "Solve your problems with aggression."
"Exacerbate your problems with a lack of discipline."?
Sounds about right.
|12/29/2018 - 6:49pm||WELL DON'T KEEP US IN…||
WELL DON'T KEEP US IN FUCKING SUSPENSE!
HOW MANY ARE THERE?!!!
|12/29/2018 - 2:45pm||men huddle.||
|12/29/2018 - 2:42pm||You realize that people have…||
You realize that people have played college football and subsequently entered the draft successfully for 70 years before "having to sit out for the sake of my family" right?
|12/29/2018 - 12:19pm||We did that before Pep, we…||
We did that before Pep, we'll do that after Pep.
|12/29/2018 - 12:14pm||My wife calls me Mr., 4…||
My wife calls me Mr., 4 inches I could have got that. Wait.
|12/29/2018 - 12:11pm||fitting that Reese knocked…||
fitting that Reese knocked him out.
|12/29/2018 - 12:08pm||Hey, Turner might be ok?||
Hey, Turner might be ok?
|12/29/2018 - 11:59am||If it comes down to clock…||
If it comes down to clock management today. . . Florida wins.
|12/27/2018 - 5:03pm||"6. 75% off coupon for Hu-El…||
"6. 75% off coupon for Hu-El web design"
I think a WD bedroom tour actually has more value.
|12/26/2018 - 10:33am||joindate does not check out.||
joindate does not check out.
|12/26/2018 - 10:16am||I don't give a shit about…||
I don't give a shit about all the nerdy math, data, or stats, but these charts have me fully engorged.
|12/22/2018 - 3:26pm||Is that one of those new…||
Is that one of those new iMicrophones?
I am SO rocking one of those for karaoke night!
|12/18/2018 - 9:36pm||Pearl clutching? and you're…||
Pearl clutching? and you're hyperventilating about "putting their career on the line"? lol.
What are the odds of the career ending injury happening exactly?
It doesn't matter how small they are because they are the same fucking odds they had the first game of the season, or the 17th play of the 8th game of the season. The risk hasn't increased, only our attention to it.
People are so fucking obsessing with GETTING PAID they forget that these are team sports and there are expectations and responsibilities to being on a team in the first place.
|12/18/2018 - 1:49pm||My twins are seven and could…||
My twins are seven and could totally kick your twins asses!
Pro tip for parents of twins: As they get older, pretend to confuse their names/indentities often, even if you can actually tell them apart. It's hilarious and drives them crazy.
|12/18/2018 - 1:35pm||Yes exactly.
And if we were…
And if we were to crush Florida 50-0 that would change the whole narrative going into the offseason for the program in a positive sense as well.
The bowl games ARE meaningless . . . unless your team decides to play in one.
|12/18/2018 - 10:27am||Gee, a demoralizing OSU loss…||
Gee, a demoralizing OSU loss followed by an uninspired loss to a beatable bowl opponent . . . where have I seen this before?
|12/16/2018 - 9:40am||No one on this blog likes…||
No one on this blog likes Khaleke Hudson more than me, but teams never schemed around him like they did peppers.
|12/14/2018 - 10:13am||If you think the abusers…||
If you think the abusers need more prayers than the victims, then your "Motives" are fucked up.
|12/12/2018 - 11:31am||(No subject)|
|12/08/2018 - 12:17am||I'd hire a graduate from…||
I'd hire a graduate from Hogworts before I'd hire one from Liberty.
|12/03/2018 - 9:56am||Yeah it's pricy but the…||
Yeah it's pricy but the child tickets are MUCH cheaper ($350?)
So just buy one of those. If you are questioned about your age and asked to show your I.D. just say "I don't have one, I'm a child."
|12/03/2018 - 9:38am||You can't be serious?
You can't be serious?
This 3.0 site is 1000X more moob-hoodie-friendly than any site that has ever come before it!
|12/01/2018 - 6:35pm||I use my penis.||
I use my penis.
|12/01/2018 - 6:32pm||needs THICKER glasses.||
needs THICKER glasses.
|11/30/2018 - 4:39pm||Yes, his head DOES look like…||
Yes, his head DOES look like a 3-balled scrotum.
It's ok, we're all thinking it.
|11/29/2018 - 10:00am||Keep anything not directly…||
Keep anything not directly needed for the game, THE FUCK OUT OF THE GAME.
|11/27/2018 - 10:39am||When you said "Illinois…||
When you said "Illinois Impression" I just assumed you meant playing like shit.
If by chance e you meant "playing against a far superior teaming & losing year after year to the point where they don't even consider you a rival anymore" . . . well then +1 to you for the #SavageTake
|11/26/2018 - 8:04pm||yep.
It's the reason I…
It's the reason I always kept one foot on the floor during this season.
|11/26/2018 - 1:33pm||this so much.||
this so much.