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10/20/2018 - 11:18pm Stop the fight!

Stop the fight!

10/20/2018 - 11:12pm Goddamn, that Purdue-MSU…

Goddamn, that Purdue-MSU game next week is going to be delicious.

10/20/2018 - 11:10pm OMG. OSU's defense is…

OMG. OSU's defense is fucktastically awful.

10/20/2018 - 11:00pm I was with you!

I was with you!

10/20/2018 - 10:19pm Not even. It's the juuling…

Not even. It's the juuling these days. 

10/20/2018 - 8:41pm That's just an appetizer to…

That's just an appetizer to the Columbus celly.

10/20/2018 - 5:04pm Hey, wife day is next…

Hey, wife day is next weekend!

10/20/2018 - 5:03pm Beat Penn State

Beat Penn State

10/20/2018 - 11:08am Something something username…

Something something username...

10/20/2018 - 11:05am Couldn't he just drive…

Couldn't he just drive himself? 

10/20/2018 - 11:01am Russian dressing! There is…

Russian dressing! There is no substitute!

10/19/2018 - 11:43pm I don't need booze. I'm high…

I don't need booze. I'm high on all the Go Blue's I've racked up here at the Magic Kingdom tonight. 

A SPARTY even graciously offered to take the family picture in front of the castle. And he said he fully expected MSU to lose tomorrow.

10/19/2018 - 11:39pm But what time is the…

But what time is the barbecue, Dennis?

10/19/2018 - 11:38pm Purdue is Smooth Jimmy's…

Purdue is Smooth Jimmy's Lock of the Week.

10/19/2018 - 7:11pm Yeah, I see 28-10 U-M anyway…

Yeah, I see 28-10 U-M anyway you slice it.

10/19/2018 - 10:32am What a great story!

What a great story!

10/18/2018 - 8:02pm I know it's just a game and…

I know it's just a game and all, but I couldn't imagine the cognitive dissonance required to attend one school and root for the other. And now I wonder who on this blog is an actual UM alum but SPARTY fan?


10/18/2018 - 7:47pm It's MOOPS.


10/18/2018 - 5:21pm Did I, uh, hear the sound of…

Did I, uh, hear the sound of a briefcase opening?

10/18/2018 - 5:14pm Use a morning star instead.

Use a morning star instead.

10/18/2018 - 5:11pm But did you close the deal?

But did you close the deal?

10/18/2018 - 4:53pm Those beasts are frisky.

Those beasts are frisky.

10/18/2018 - 4:51pm I'll take it!

I'll take it!

10/18/2018 - 8:47am Well, I'm convinced.

Well, I'm convinced.

10/18/2018 - 8:45am There will be moisture.

There will be moisture.

10/17/2018 - 10:52pm Hello, Rutgers!

Hello, Rutgers!

10/17/2018 - 10:50pm There goes the Paramus…

There goes the Paramus pipeline.

Maybe he'll turn up at Rutgers.

10/16/2018 - 3:01pm There'll be no dignity in…

There'll be no dignity in their defear this year!

Michigan wins, 28-10.

10/16/2018 - 2:59pm Hard living. RIP, Mike.

Hard living. RIP, Mike.

10/16/2018 - 2:57pm I'm going to Disney World.

I'm going to Disney World.


We leave tomorrow.

10/16/2018 - 2:31pm Welcome to the Club, Mahmoud!

Welcome to the Club, Mahmoud!

10/16/2018 - 12:09pm He'll be a Lion next year.

He'll be a Lion next year.

10/16/2018 - 12:02pm Are these friends of yours…

Are these friends of yours Counterstrike friends?

10/16/2018 - 10:37am We interrupt this OP for the…

We interrupt this OP for the following message from our sponsor.

10/16/2018 - 10:00am All part of the dance 

All part of the dance 

10/15/2018 - 5:55pm You couldn't pay me to watch…

You couldn't pay me to watch non-UM B1G basketball. You're a better man than me, Alex.

10/15/2018 - 4:59pm I sink ships.

I sink ships.

10/15/2018 - 4:53pm SPARTY BOB


10/15/2018 - 4:31pm Look, our OL improvement is…

Look, our OL improvement is real and spectacular, but this game was coaching malpractice by Chryst. Those three punting decisions alone were indefensible.

So excitement should be tempered. If we beat MSU by 10+, then we can go full speed ahead on the hype train.

10/15/2018 - 1:55pm I'll take them!

I'll take them!

10/15/2018 - 12:55am I'm pretty sure Ann Arbor…

I'm pretty sure Ann Arbor won't be the #2 market for OSU-Purdue next week.

10/15/2018 - 12:47am You're missing Connor Cook's…

You're missing Connor Cook's shoving aside Archie Griffin and the photo of Cook and his little receiver friend spooning.

10/14/2018 - 10:54pm Wouldn't it be a hoot if…

Wouldn't it be a hoot if Northwestern knocks off the Irish AND wins the West?

10/14/2018 - 6:39pm Your craziness is inarguable…

Your craziness is inarguable. I mean, have you looked in a mirror lately?

But sure, I'll play along. Purdue 27, OSU 24.

10/14/2018 - 3:53pm Well, there's the kiss of…

Well, there's the kiss of death.

10/14/2018 - 12:11pm Good crowd!

Good crowd!

10/14/2018 - 12:09pm Why are all your comments…

Why are all your comments now bold?

10/14/2018 - 11:25am Great diary. I'm also…

Great diary. I'm also waiting for that designed QB sweep out of an empty backfield, 4-WR set that Alex Smith took to the house vs. the Saints.

10/14/2018 - 12:31am And of course it was…

And of course it was Cheeseman who sealed the victory!

10/13/2018 - 10:59pm Not Fowler. He needs some…

Not Fowler. He needs some black coffee.