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02/15/2019 - 4:42pm neither is allowed to…

neither is allowed to discuss the matter any further, so we don't know and probably won't find out what kind of settlement (MGoLawyers?).

It means both parties are going to get, not what they wanted, but what they're willing to accept.  The lawyers are probably popping bottles.

02/15/2019 - 3:58pm Yes please.  More teams in…

Yes please.  More teams in the league would be nice.

02/15/2019 - 12:47pm Meta

Meta

02/15/2019 - 11:39am Lacrosse

Lacrosse

02/14/2019 - 1:28pm (No subject)

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02/14/2019 - 1:24pm NTTAWWT

NTTAWWT

02/14/2019 - 11:50am But not potters?  Is there…

But not potters?  Is there some rivalry between glaziers and glazers?

02/14/2019 - 11:48am Any non-existent persons…

Any non-existent persons with an offer we should be watching?

02/13/2019 - 11:56pm Pardon me, sir.  You may or…

Pardon me, sir.  You may or may not be aware, but young boys are not safe on this campus.  I have just devised a way to convince all of those who continue to deny that this horrific abuse ever occurred to see the error of their ways, to fully repent, and to make right the harm they caused.  Could you please provide me with a plausible excuse for leaving this moment so that I can share my plan with the University President?  I can start yelling and put on an angry face if it will help sell it.  Thank you ever so much.  

02/13/2019 - 3:34pm I am bitterly disappointed.

I am bitterly disappointed.

02/08/2019 - 11:40am Kelvin

Kelvin

02/08/2019 - 9:11am Someone tell the refs this…

Someone tell the refs this weekend to just say no to flopping.

02/07/2019 - 9:38am We've had 6 in the last two…

We've had 6 in the last two weeks.  I don't recall others before that, but I suppose they may have happened. 

I get them all.  It's unbelievably inconvenient.  But I can appreciate the possible risk--say, a bus full of frozen, dead children because bus broke down and it was too cold for cell phone batteries to power up or it took too long for overwhelmed first-responders to render aid. 

OR!  I bunch of children freezing to death as they wait for a bus that's not coming for myriad reasons that could cause a bus to not be there on time (or at all) in artic conditions.

 

02/06/2019 - 12:26am Just be thankful you didn't…

Just be thankful you didn't join the Ministry of Sport.  It sounded like a great opportunity at the time.

02/04/2019 - 1:26pm You should have just linked…

You should have just linked the 247 article.

https://247sports.com/college/michigan/Article/Super-Bowl-53-Brian-Hoyer-Michigan-State-football-128671485/

02/03/2019 - 10:07pm Reporter getting completely…

Reporter getting completely mobbed...

 

Better interview before she started asking how important the super bowl is...

02/03/2019 - 9:57pm Heads up B1G refs.  That os…

Heads up B1G refs.  That is how you spot a fucking football.

02/03/2019 - 9:13pm And a consumers mea culpa. 

And a consumers mea culpa. 

02/03/2019 - 9:08pm Translate?  300 is marine…

Translate?  300 is marine infantry I think... Not sure though.

02/03/2019 - 8:55pm Does the NFL have any say in…

Does the NFL have any say in which commercials are selected?  Lots of social justice themes that have the, we-really-care-about-these-issues/please-forget-about-the-whole-take-a-knee-thing.

02/03/2019 - 8:46pm Instantly void your warranty.

Instantly void your warranty.

02/03/2019 - 8:45pm Wait, is there a new season…

Wait, is there a new season of Heroes???!?

02/03/2019 - 8:35pm Crap Kia commercial showing…

Crap Kia commercial showing me how to flood a car in a river.

02/03/2019 - 9:34am If by Mufasa you meant Darth…

If by Mufasa you meant Darth Vadar, I would agree.

01/25/2019 - 4:07pm Confirmed.  My Ohio auto…

Confirmed.  My Ohio auto insurance rates were half what they are now.

01/25/2019 - 4:01pm That's a lot of scapegoats…

That's a lot of scapegoats you've got there.  I notice you didn't include the vast majority of Floridians that drive 50+ over the speed limit, take the lines on the road as mere suggestions, and regularly employ their parking brake as an acceptable method of cornering.

Florida is simply unsafe.  Like, Mad Max unsafe.

 

01/25/2019 - 3:58pm Perhaps if our auto…

Perhaps if our auto insurance rates weren't tops in the country, we'd have more insured drivers...

01/25/2019 - 3:58pm When I first moved just…

When I first moved just outside of Minneapolis, I would spend an hour just sitting in traffic in my morning and evening commutes--for the first week.  After I figured out that everyone was being a damn fool for just sitting in line, I said, to hell with it (think Dennis Leary style).  I weathered all the dirty looks, honks, and more pretty well.  It was absolutely worth it as my 1 hour commute from St. Louis Park to Richfield was reduced to 15 minutes.  Side effects included a distinct rise in the urge to find a baby seal and to park in handicapped spaces. 

01/24/2019 - 5:36pm If it gets Samuel L. Jackson…

If it gets Samuel L. Jackson to leave a message on my phone, I'm ok with it.

01/24/2019 - 11:34am Reasonable, informative, and…

Reasonable, informative, eye-catching, and clever. 

Not all titles have to be literal "OT: Here is a link to an article analyzing the question why the perennial failure of the Cleveland Browns to achieve a winning record has sucked all of the joy out of supporting that team for its long-suffering fans." 

01/17/2019 - 12:17pm A few folks like to modify…

A few folks like to modify them for off-roading purposes.  But they are just well-made vehicles.  Word from an insider was that they stopped making them in part because dealerships couldn't make money on repairs.  The product was just too good.

01/17/2019 - 11:37am You can't do any better than…

You can't do any better than an unmodified (no lifts) late 90's Jeep Cherokee with a manual transmission.  The trick is finding them.  Learned to drive on one, very reliable.  Repairs are easy and accessible if you like doing your own.  Great visibility.  Easy to steal though.  (pop out the ignition cylinder and use a straight screwdriver to crank and you're on your way (thus the manual transmission)).

01/15/2019 - 3:48pm If you had written this all…

If you had written this all in capital letters, it would have come across as having been shouted.  My brain is having a hard time grasping what you're trying to do with emboldened letters.  Going for a booming James Earl Jones perhaps? 

01/15/2019 - 3:44pm I was at the DMV outside…

I was at the DMV outside Cincinnati and had a wonderful discussion with someone working there about the football teams a few years ago when she saw that I was moving from Michigan.  As I was leaving, she tossed out an "O-H."  The silence that followed bordered on the holy.  It was perfect to slip in a quiet "n-o."

01/15/2019 - 3:40pm Nice to see the Kansas v…

Nice to see the Kansas / California rivalry heating up! 

01/15/2019 - 2:05pm Yes.

Yes.

01/15/2019 - 10:28am Do they still have a 7…

Do they still have a 7-footer who can hit half-court threes?

01/14/2019 - 1:38pm But you've got to go local…

But you've got to go local.  And I think the market had already been saturated with Ted Nugent and Kid Rock.

01/14/2019 - 1:23pm Worked before when they…

Worked before when they brought in Gretzky.

01/14/2019 - 1:03pm I love Mickey, precisely for…

I love Mickey, precisely for the "Look out!"  "Here we go!" which I feel is kind of what they're trying to bring in with some of the celebrities.  But that's exactly why I suggested that it be left to the former hockey guys.  Generally, it comes before what is actually going to happen and you're not let down when you see a big hit or the gloves drop.  Most of the time, the celeb guys/gals are just being fans in the booth and don't add anything.  so, in that sense, my just another flavor comment could be better phrased.  as an aside, plenty of respect for ken daniels, but I still like listening to dave strader broadcasts.

01/14/2019 - 12:04pm Yeah... not a huge fan.  I…

Yeah... not a huge fan.  I recall Marshall Mathers having a rough go of it at a football game once.

01/14/2019 - 12:02pm Just a different flavor of…

Just a different flavor of Mickey Redmond.  Leave it to the hockey guys imo.

01/11/2019 - 9:59pm Squeaky bum time is the…

Squeaky bum time is the soccer term for it.

01/11/2019 - 8:38am What's a post-bang?  Sounds…

What's a post-bang?  Sounds like something I did in a Dodge Omni...

01/08/2019 - 1:26pm Three replies before this…

Three replies before this post is almost tragic.

01/08/2019 - 7:47am This is the heralding of…

This is the heralding of next year's good fortunes!  NC, here we come!

01/07/2019 - 2:14pm (No subject)

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01/05/2019 - 4:52pm ND goalie cheating across…

ND goalie cheating across his crease on that second goal.

01/05/2019 - 4:51pm Hahahaha.... 1-0 blue from…

Hahahaha.... 1-0 blue from inside our own zone.

01/05/2019 - 4:47pm Ugh... Pasta-chov brothers? …

Ugh... Pasta-chov brothers?  Ffs nbc.