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02/16/2019 - 9:05am Going to be there and will…

Going to be there and will humblebrag and say I’ll be sitting with the coaches’ families. Go Blue!

02/15/2019 - 6:05pm No Fingers Felder? Not my…

No Fingers Felder? Not my Eagles then. History of the Eagles was a fascinating documentary, but it did show the assholery of Frey and Henley. It was clear that Timothy B. Schmitt was “just happy to be here” and Joe Walsh was a fragile recovering addict who wasn’t going to rock the boat. Frey and Henley (or as they were known in the band, “The Gods”) saw a plum opportunity to power over the others and turn them into hired guns compensation-wise. Felder, who was a full partner, executed his full WTF rights...and was fired. A shame. 

02/12/2019 - 6:22pm “Nobody does more with less…

“Nobody does more with less.”

—Sparty Fan

02/10/2019 - 6:58pm They beat out LA Gear,…

They beat out LA Gear, British Knights, MTA Pro, Starbury, and Big Baller. 

02/09/2019 - 8:57pm In that order?

In that order?

02/09/2019 - 10:43am That’s an original XFL…

That’s an original XFL jersey. Rules didn’t apply. He had HE HATE ME on the back too, but in his case, HE was his old commanding officer in the army who busted his chops—Ulysses S. Grant. 

02/08/2019 - 8:22pm You read up on the AAF, post…

You read up on the AAF, post it in this blog, but don’t read up on the blog. Interesting. 

02/07/2019 - 9:32pm At least Samuels has his…

At least Samuels has his health and the rest of his life ahead of him—Keith Jackson is at death’s door, sadly. 

*Update—he passed. 

02/07/2019 - 8:03pm It seems like he gets very…

It seems like he gets very passive and takes himself out of a game offensively. That is puzzling, because when he’s aggressive, he can make things happen. His dunk reel is impressive, as was his Blazers debut. 

02/07/2019 - 10:43am “Gimme ya gun and ya badge…

“Gimme ya gun and ya badge. Ya sahspended!”

02/07/2019 - 9:44am Have to include Raymar…

Have to include Raymar Morgan. 

02/06/2019 - 3:55pm James Spadwr went in…

James Spader went in...Robert California came out. 

02/06/2019 - 2:04pm Belichick could hire Schiano…

Belichick could hire Schiano, Pep Hamilton, Brady Hoke, and draft Juwan Bushell-Beatty and Nolan Ulizio with his first two draft picks and it would work out. 

02/06/2019 - 1:53pm Not sure what Paul Hogan and…

Not sure what Paul Hogan and Charles Manson have to do with this—one was a flash-in-the-pan actor in the 80’s and the other is a dead manipulator of minds responsible for the deaths of several people. 

02/06/2019 - 1:11pm THON Maker? D’yer wasn’t…

THON Maker? D’yer wasn’t available?

02/06/2019 - 9:49am I don’t get the “feel sorry…

I don’t get the “feel sorry for him” crowd. To me it would be like feeling sorry for someone who got dumped by a supermodel...after being with her for several years. Hey, you did something most people don’t get to do. And got paid a lot of money to do it. 

02/05/2019 - 9:24pm Ruddockk

Ruddockk

02/04/2019 - 7:28pm Scouts would see him at CMU…

Scouts would see him at CMU. They saw Eric Fisher. It’s a roll of the dice for him—if he came to Michigan and was ‘just a guy’, his stock would drop. If he stays at CMU and dominates, he’ll still have intrigue. Just to be safe, he should come to Michigan and dominate. Haha. 

02/03/2019 - 10:29pm No Fingers Felder? No deal. 

No Fingers Felder? No deal. 

02/03/2019 - 10:10pm Any K-Pop entity for the…

Any K-Pop entity for the confused reactions on both sides. 

Oasis to see the Gallagher brothers fight on stage, plus they don’t give a fook about American football.

 

02/03/2019 - 3:34pm Justin Feagin a 

Justin Feagin a 

02/02/2019 - 10:19pm The crock pot carried its…

The crock pot carried its weight. 

01/30/2019 - 11:40pm Haha. Oops. 

Haha. Oops. 

01/30/2019 - 11:06pm Nordin is a RS junior…

Nordin is a RS junior. Guessing this kid is heading towards a RS too. Then as a RS freshman he will have RS senior Nordin and junior Moody. As a RS sophomore, he’ll have senior Moody ahead of him. 

01/30/2019 - 10:00pm That seems hard to believe…

That seems hard to believe in his first year. 

01/30/2019 - 7:01pm Too bad for him but I don’t…

Too bad for him but I don’t want to hear Sparty bellyaching about it or making excuses, not after Michigan dealt with injuries to McGary, LeVert, Walton, Spike, etc. It happens. 

01/29/2019 - 4:50pm Get off my tundra. 

Get off my tundra. 

01/28/2019 - 4:41pm And people complained about…

And people complained about him (Griffin) back in the day. His PT was defended by pointing out his smarts, ball movement, defense, and screens. Remember he and Glen Rice combined for about 30 points per game...26 by Glen! Haha. 

01/28/2019 - 4:23pm I remember back then people…

I remember back then people in awe at his size. Now, 6’6”, 315 might not even get you a scholarship or a 5th year. 

01/28/2019 - 4:10pm I hope he beats PSU and you…

I hope he beats PSU and you beat PSA. 

01/28/2019 - 4:09pm But only the 2nd best…

But only the 2nd best football player. Dean Cain was a good defensive back. 

01/27/2019 - 4:55pm Something something doesn’t…

Something something doesn’t Harbaugh know how many scholarships he has {wrings hands, clutches pearls}...this isn’t the SEC...we’re better than that...

01/27/2019 - 11:14am Use the college approach but…

Use the college approach but start at the opposition’s 35. If you don’t gain a yard, you are in line for a 52 yard field goal. Not exactly a chip-shot. 

01/27/2019 - 8:07am 20 lbs. Remember—around here…

20 lbs. Remember—around here, all weight loss/gain is good weight loss/gain. 

01/26/2019 - 10:01pm It took a while. Definitely…

It took a while. Definitely do all of your rehab and maintenance exercises! I have a smaller range of motion in that leg but no pain other than if I have a very awkward step (like missing a step or stepping off a curb). I set off the occasional metal detector, but I got my active life back after years of suffering. I play hoops with no real limitations. My game has naturally transitioned to the below-the-rim portion of my life, but I will go up and slap the glass when sufficiently provoked and the hip doesn’t interfere. 

01/26/2019 - 9:43pm Pats in a methodical win. 

Pats in a methodical win. 

Still recovering from jaw surgery. Had pancakes that I squished up against the roof of my mouth and then a bowl of salsa that I ate like effing soup (getting desperate). 

Meh. Bring it on. We’ll see the same, tired, recycled stories about snow and cold and people at the Kroger near my house will flip out and hoard stuff. 

01/26/2019 - 9:41pm You had you a Birmingham! I…

You had you a Birmingham! I had one almost 6 years ago in my late 30’s. I play basketball twice a week. No more arthritic pain or limitations. 

01/26/2019 - 7:59pm Not sure what they think of…

Not sure what they think of him, but they just built that new big arena. He seems like he could be a good coach.

01/25/2019 - 2:11pm *Ruddock

*Ruddock

01/24/2019 - 7:45pm So it’s ok for a D1 coach to…

So it’s ok for a D1 coach to screw a lower division school/team by coaching for a year then leaving, just so they can take another D1 job?

01/23/2019 - 10:54pm (No subject)

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01/22/2019 - 10:40pm Guys—some really bad news…

Guys—some really bad news. Keith Jackson has passed. What a bummer. 

01/22/2019 - 3:36pm He plans on starting it but…

He plans on starting it but there is a good chance Kwity Paye will heavily rotate in and finish. 

01/21/2019 - 11:52am I was at a Gus Macker and…

I was at a Gus Macker and watched John and his brother (who played college basketball) clean up our court on a team with a friend of mine. Didn’t get to play them (fortunately), but it was funny watching guys bounce off of John as he swung that big leg around in the post and made layup after layup. 

01/20/2019 - 10:18pm (No subject)

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01/20/2019 - 2:25pm Let’s consider the lesser…

Let’s consider the lesser titles we could have gotten:

Perles

Engler

SMH

$200,000

MSU BoT

LOL Sparty

 

01/20/2019 - 2:14pm +1 for ‘thwart.’

+1 for ‘thwart.’

01/17/2019 - 8:00pm The scheduling is stupid…

The scheduling is stupid. Eastern Conference teams only plays 2 games against the Western Conference teams. Hell, American League teams play National League teams more in baseball. 

01/16/2019 - 8:34pm Tosh Lu.O? 

 

I’ll show…

Tosh Lu.O? 

 

I’ll show myself out. 

01/15/2019 - 11:46pm (No subject)

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