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02/19/2019 - 2:01pm **** thanks for sharing. the…

**** thanks for sharing. the link made that pretty obvious ****

02/19/2019 - 11:00am Basketball rankings - to me,…

Basketball rankings - to me, anyway - matter much, much, MUCH less than in football. Let Nevada have their higher ranking. I am pretty confident that if today was Selection Sunday, we'd get a higher seed than Nevada... 

02/18/2019 - 1:00pm Sure, MSU may be talented…

Sure, MSU may be talented and all that, even without Ward, but I noticed today that Izzo's strategy for explaining-away losses is already slowly being instituted. Indeed, his team seems to have been given the memo during the second half of yesterday's win over OSU. Exhibit A - Kenny Goins:

"Everyone keeps asking about that weird lineup,” said Goins, a 6-7 senior. “I don’t even know who was out there. All I know is, it was pretty much four-and-a-half white guys.”

Yes indeed, folks, the "weird guys" defense - first mastered by Izzo in 2014 with his assertion that "we had guys not catching the ball, but I've got some weird guys in there right now" - seems to be making an appearance again. However, this one is peppered with a subtle hint of racism as well, as it is now "weird white guys"... :-D 

02/17/2019 - 4:34pm Rutgers was about to win…

Rutgers was about to win each match and each wrestler got pinned at the last second 

02/16/2019 - 7:19pm Your mom. Oh wait, sorry,…

Your mom. Oh wait, sorry, she’s already a pro...

02/16/2019 - 7:19pm Your mom. Oh wait, sorry,…

Your mom. Oh wait, sorry, she’s already a pro...

02/12/2019 - 4:32pm I’m a way bigger douche than…

I’m a way bigger douche than Lebron. I have “King Fauxmo” tattooed on my forehead in purple 

02/12/2019 - 1:59pm So your girlfriend is in…

So your girlfriend is in town from Niagara Falls again? When do we get to meet her??? 

02/12/2019 - 11:34am Eastland was my mall as a…

Eastland was my mall as a kid! And then, somewhere in the late 80s, they started having more and more shootings and we weren't allowed to go anymore. :-( 

02/12/2019 - 11:33am What's not to understand?…

What's not to understand? For $60, he'll sign his name; for $80, he'll sign his name and dot the "I" in Jabrill with a heart and add "I love you" at the end! 

02/12/2019 - 11:27am Thanks man, that means a lot 

Thanks man, that means a lot 

02/12/2019 - 11:06am Here are two things I never…

Here are two things I never do: Ask other grown men to sign things for me; go to Sterling Fucking Heights to do so...

02/11/2019 - 7:29pm You must be discounting the…

You must be discounting the awesomeness of ACC losses. They’re like SEC losses in football. 

02/11/2019 - 7:23pm It will be awesome! Until…

It will be awesome! Until UNC wins and jumps us (even though we beat them and have a better record) and UVA stays ahead of us (after losing two straight and with a worse record). 

02/11/2019 - 4:21pm That was also Demar Dorsey…

That was also Demar Dorsey and Marvin Robinson's class. #SadFaceRichRodFailedClass

02/11/2019 - 3:04pm As an undergrad, a bar I…

As an undergrad, a bar I used to frequent had Old Style quarter-draft nights. That stuff gave me thunder diarrhea. But I would go back. Every week. For 3 years... 

02/11/2019 - 2:53pm I have a weird feeling…

I have a weird feeling Wisconsin will have no problem replacing those lineman with 4 equally enormous white dudes comprised almost entirely of sharp cheddar. 

02/11/2019 - 2:19pm Username does NOT check out…

Username does NOT check out... 

02/11/2019 - 2:19pm You're right, it does sound…

You're right, it does sound erotically terrific. I agree... 

02/11/2019 - 2:17pm Prediction: At least one…

Prediction: At least one poster below will argue that not only should Hunt never play in the NFL again, but he should quite possibly also be executed for hitting a woman. Meanwhile, someone else will argue that the woman clearly had it coming to her, give that she had a sexy dress on, it was after midnight, and she almost certainly used a racial slur. 

Me, I'm somewhere in the middle... 

02/11/2019 - 1:58pm Hiring a Perles feels gross,…

Hiring a Perles feels gross, like showering right after another man that you KNOW just masturbated in there... 

02/11/2019 - 12:11pm I love how he immediately…

I love how he immediately gets defensive and tries to blame his ignorance on "stats nerds" who insist on collecting "meaningless" numbers like this. My guess is that he'll blame Millennials or Social Justice Warriors next... 

02/09/2019 - 2:05pm You posted this before the…

You posted this before the game was over. You did it just so you could be first. You accomplished something today, sir. Are you proud? 

02/08/2019 - 12:04pm 19 year old versions are…

19 year old versions are almost always better, even if older version is still great... 

02/08/2019 - 9:17am Mike Vick as an OC? I'd bet…

Mike Vick as an OC? I'd bet his players will go hard for him, fighting and clawing like rabid dogs. 

02/07/2019 - 10:07pm Magnus, what you do in the…

Magnus, what you do in the privacy of your own bathroom is nobody’s business, man!

02/07/2019 - 9:59pm Maybe one of him and Gisell?…

Maybe one of him and Gisell? But, like, 19 year old Gisell in a bikini. Wait, no, no bikini. And leave Brady out too. So the statue is just young Gisell naked. I like it 

02/07/2019 - 2:47pm Fun fact: The original URL…

Fun fact: The original URL for the "employment opportunities" site for Blackberry's parent company Research in Motion (RIM) was "rimjobs.com". That is a true story.  

02/07/2019 - 1:46pm We probably disagree on…

We probably agree on almost everything. But that 1% of shit we disagree on....oh boy, watch out... :-) 

02/07/2019 - 1:38pm I grew up in an affluent…

I grew up in an affluent Detroit suburb. I recall my mother buying one of those stone statue lawn jockeys at a yard sale, and then promptly painting the face white, so as not to even give the hint of appearance of racism. 

02/07/2019 - 1:33pm 1. I didn't see the snow day…

1. I didn't see the snow day thread. I know most people who disagree with global warming aren't climate scientists. Nor am I. Those who disagree with the climate scientists but aren't climate scientists - nor scientists of any kind, nor statisticians, nor educated, etc. - have between little and no credibility in this matter. FYI, one of the "knuckle-dragging conspiracists," as you called them, is the president of the U.S. He called global warming a "Chinese hoax," IIRC. 

2. I misinterpreted. You seemed to me to be making a "gotcha" jab at Democrats assuming I would be aghast or shocked or defensive that some are racists or sex criminals. I'm not. I really didn't intend my comment to be overtly political, more "scientists" vs. "everyone else". 

02/07/2019 - 1:18pm Well it's no longer last…

Well it's no longer last year, now is it??? ;-) 

02/07/2019 - 1:11pm I am truly shocked how many…

I am truly shocked how many of these guys still thought it was OK to wear blackface in the 80s. I am about 10 years younger than this generational cohort and it never once occurred to me that this would be acceptable. It is geographic too, I assume, as I am a Michigander... 

02/07/2019 - 1:05pm 1. This is about science and…

1. This is about science and scientific consensus, not popular opinion. We aren't debating best flavors of ice cream. One of the greatest failures of the Enlightenment was that everyone confused the right to have an opinion with the equal validity of those opinions. 

2. Um, good one re Virginia? Are you assuming I am a rabid Democrat defending the Democrats in Virginia or something, or saying only one political party has racists in it? Broom their asses to the curb. Those are your assumptions. Take them elsewhere, because they don't work here. 

02/07/2019 - 12:54pm Read and better yourself? 

Read and better yourself? 

HAHAHAHAHA, I'm just kidding. MGoBlog it is!!!!

02/07/2019 - 12:53pm Well, duh. That's because …

Well, duh. That's because "man" didn't build the stealth bomber, nor did "humanity" put a man on the moon. A tiny group of extremely intelligent, dedicated, and highly educated scientists did those things. These people tend, on average, to be far less idiotic and racist. 

FYI, it's a very similar group of scientists that are currently lying to us about global warming in order to destroy American capitalism (or something)... 

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02/07/2019 - 12:45pm Is someone moving shit out…

Was someone moving shit out of your office as you typed this? If so, you might have been fired... 

02/06/2019 - 7:28pm The Transfer Portal

Ohio…

The Transfer Portal

Ohio State: "Hey, let's grab a 5* QB. Everyone agree? Oh, wow, that was easy!" 

Michigan: "Let's get a DIII long snapper from the portal! NEAT!" 

02/06/2019 - 2:00pm The awesome part of those…

The awesome part of those losses in February, 2017? There were people calling for Beilein's head, not knowing we were about to win the BTT, have a good tourney run, then win the BTT again, and make the NC game the next year. Thank God Maizen didn't live to see this... 

02/04/2019 - 3:20pm To quote Brian Griffin of …

To quote Brian Griffin of "Family Guy", circa 2006, while watching "Sex in the City" for the first time: "So, wait, it's a show about three hookers and their mom?" 

02/04/2019 - 9:03am She wasn’t hot 20 years ago…

She wasn’t hot 20 years ago when Sex in the City was a thing. Good God, in Footloose 35 years ago she was the ugly friend to Lori Singer

02/02/2019 - 6:19pm I have zonterio patience…

I have zonterio patience with you guys making jokes about his name.

02/01/2019 - 2:41pm I tried to call Jay, but he…

I tried to call Jay, but he didn't answer. Scott did answer and when I asked for his thoughts on the fight, his response was: "Sandwiches."

I asked if he understood the question, because the response seemed odd, and this time he replied: "Gravy." 

Not very helpful... 

02/01/2019 - 2:36pm The awesome full saying …

The awesome full saying (paraphrased) goes... "In Texas, you WILL get hanged for stealing a horse, but you may walk free for killing a man. That's 'cause while I ain't never met a horse that needed stealing, I've met a few men that needed killing..." 

01/31/2019 - 7:25pm Sounds like their…

Sounds like their bookkeeping is being done by certain individuals within the prominent Italian-American community of North Jersey... 

01/30/2019 - 1:40pm No, Teddy Roosevelt getting…

No, Teddy Roosevelt getting shot in the chest during a speech and then continuing to talk 90 more minutes before seeking medical help is the most Teddy Roosevelt thing ever... 

01/29/2019 - 3:12pm Planes fall out of the sky…

Planes fall out of the sky at -30. FWIW.... 

01/29/2019 - 11:32am This ain’t his first rodeo…

This ain’t his first rodeo. He’s been here before...

01/29/2019 - 11:14am (No subject)

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