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01/26/2019 - 6:43pm She's too young. She was…

She's too young. She was like 7 when the crimes occured which means she would be like upper 40s by 2015.

01/07/2019 - 7:54pm I just started rewatching…

I just started rewatching True Detective season 1 and I'm having a hard time finding the willpower to switch over to the game..

01/07/2019 - 7:53pm Doesn't it start in like 7…

Doesn't it start in like 7 mins?

01/06/2019 - 4:08pm So was Trevor Lawrence. As a…

So was Trevor Lawrence. As a true freshman.

12/28/2018 - 7:29pm That elbow is just flapping…

That elbow is just flapping in the wind. Dude could fly away with them bat wings. He probably hides extra play calling sheets in those crevasses. 

12/21/2018 - 8:20pm Meh. John stuck with Flacco…

Meh. John stuck with Flacco for wayyyy too long probably due to sunk cost fallacy. His RB rotation has been inexplicable over the last few years. The organization has been horrendous at evaluating WR talent. They drafted a TE in first round and he has barely seen the field (albeit coming off an injury). He's only had one 10 win season in the last six years. He's just not as consistent of a coach when compared to Jim.

12/21/2018 - 12:28pm oh lawd he comin'

oh lawd he comin'

12/20/2018 - 10:55am I was referring more to the…

I was referring more to the time of possession and run the ball at all costs strategy when labelling it neolithic, rather than complexity of the scheme. 

12/20/2018 - 9:12am The simple explanation:…

The simple explanation: Harbaugh's neolithic offense and poor time management keeps the defense off the field longer, even when drives stall early in the possession.

 

Less total defensive plays with longer rests between times on the field, compounded with heavy rotation (think Gil/Ross) really bolsters the defensive unit's overall freshness, performance, and stats.

12/16/2018 - 1:10am the first good one in a…

the first good one in a whiiile 🎶

12/05/2018 - 6:53am ya bro

ya bro

12/01/2018 - 2:06am LSU was supposed to beat…

LSU was supposed to beat Georgia?

11/26/2018 - 9:08pm OTOH, the Dr Pepper…

OTOH, the Dr Pepper commercials have been surprisingly good. 

The one with the dude with a season-ending burger flipping injury has incredible acting.

11/26/2018 - 8:24pm It's caaaash back maaaatch…

It's caaaash back maaaatch people!

11/26/2018 - 8:08pm He's just a kid enjoying the…

He's just a kid enjoying the college experience. I have no problem with that at all. If it was the night before the game then it's a problem.

11/26/2018 - 8:06pm Corso is old enough to say…

Corso is old enough to say Warshington.

11/25/2018 - 2:22am Joe Ayoob! Will never forget…

Joe Ayoob! Will never forget that name.

11/24/2018 - 4:16pm Don't think any team will be…

Don't think any team will be rushing to poach our DC this offseason.

11/24/2018 - 4:13pm Nico Collins played well?

Nico Collins played well?

11/24/2018 - 4:11pm Gentry has two left feet for…

Gentry has two left feet for hands and was just as culpable as Watson in today's mashing.

11/24/2018 - 4:09pm First called Patterson run…

First called Patterson run in the entire game was after it was out of hand. Guess we were saving him for the playoffs?

Still running the ball up the middle down three possessions in the 4th quarter while huddling.

Nothing innovative like past OSU games. No double screen fake to TE seam, no offset draws, limited motion to misalign their LBs.

Defensive adjustments were too little too late and injuries made them futile. Hate to admit it but Urban Meyer is a great coach and he completely demolished our defense.

This was a terrible day from the coaches. I'm not calling for Harbaugh's head but I'm also not confident things will get better.

11/24/2018 - 2:54pm We're definitely saving…

We're definitely saving Patterson for the playoffs, right?

11/24/2018 - 2:51pm Gentry has two left feet for…

Gentry has two left feet for hands.

11/24/2018 - 2:09pm Thanks, John Madden.

Thanks, John Madden.

11/24/2018 - 2:05pm Ot was improvised too, so…

Ot was improvised too, so zero called runs so far.

11/24/2018 - 2:04pm We sacked Haskins once.

We sacked Haskins once.

11/24/2018 - 1:53pm Nah the PI on Long was horse…

Nah the PI on Long was horse shit.

11/24/2018 - 1:53pm Is Ross playing today?

Is Ross playing today?

11/24/2018 - 1:23pm Watson is ass my dude

Watson is ass my dude

11/24/2018 - 1:12pm Gentry dropping the TD…

Gentry dropping the TD really hurts 

11/24/2018 - 1:08pm Get Watson and Gil out of…

Get Watson and Gil out of the game

11/24/2018 - 12:23pm I'll bet a couple bills we…

I'll bet a couple bills we see the double fake screen to TE seam play today.

11/24/2018 - 12:16pm I know we script offensive…

I know we script offensive plays, but you have to run on second and short on the first drive. Please don't blow this on overthinking play calls.

11/24/2018 - 12:15pm Getting wrecked by fast WRs…

Getting wrecked by fast WRs on crossing routes. Keep Ross in for Gil and honestly, I'd rather have Ambry's speed on the field than Watson.

11/24/2018 - 11:27am He said it wasn't about unis…

He said it wasn't about unis but yeah, probably nothing of importance.

11/24/2018 - 11:21am Stueber warming up with the…

Stueber warming up with the 1s.

11/23/2018 - 11:56am Vintage Ty Butterfield. Have…

Vintage Ty Butterfield. Have fun with all your Sparty friends at the Motor City bowl!

11/19/2018 - 1:08am The cocaine cowboy!

Dude…

The cocaine cowboy!

Dude went to the PNW to keep the party going, he's not that serious about being good at football.

11/18/2018 - 6:25pm Haskins is terrible once he…

Haskins is terrible once he takes a big hit, very prone to happy feet and overthrows once he gets nervous. Bring the blitz early.

11/18/2018 - 10:45am Maybe not you personally but…

Maybe not you personally but there were several people in the game thread yesterday claiming they were done with Jim, can't wait for a new HC next year, we were going to get rolled by OSU next week, etc.

Some people will forever be in the BPONE.

11/17/2018 - 9:21pm umbig11 hasn't posted good…

umbig11 hasn't posted good info yet this season. 

11/17/2018 - 8:45pm I'm not a doctor, I just…

I'm not a doctor, I just play one on eHarmony.

Negative is good for x-rays.

11/17/2018 - 8:42pm Why do you post meaningless…

Why do you post meaningless gifs? Can you stop?

11/17/2018 - 8:40pm I'd be very surprised if he…

I'd be very surprised if he plays next week if he had to go to the hospital. There can be other issues outside of a break. However, this would leave the potential conf championship game and bowl game(s) a possibility which is huge.

11/17/2018 - 8:37pm When's the last time umbig11…

When's the last time umbig11 provided some insider info?

11/17/2018 - 8:00pm They tried to get Gary at…

They tried to get Gary at the end, too:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JordanStrack/status/1063958444263264257

11/17/2018 - 5:21pm Go fuck yourself

Go fuck yourself

11/17/2018 - 4:46pm You suck.

You suck.

11/17/2018 - 4:41pm Holy shit the BPONE is out…

Holy shit the BPONE is out early today.

 

Chill everyone, let the defense adjust.

11/17/2018 - 4:21pm Lavert Hill sighting,…

Lavert Hill sighting, umbig11 on suicide watch.