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02/21/2019 - 6:54pm Me then: "Fuck you, old man!…

Me then: "Fuck you, old man! You want some?

Me today: "Fuck you, you little punk. You want some?"

02/21/2019 - 12:28pm If you're going to bike at…

If you're going to bike at night at all you really need to attach lights. And turn them on. You're too much of a danger to yourself and to pedestrians who also can't see you speeding up on them if you don't.

02/21/2019 - 1:21am  They won't be a 1 seed if…

 They won't be a 1 seed if they keep playing like that. They looked pretty ordinary without The Destroyer of Worlds out there.

02/21/2019 - 1:12am I wasn't. Hope that helps.

I wasn't. Hope that helps.

02/20/2019 - 8:55pm Use it for cooking. Sweet…

Use it for cooking. Sweet wines are great in a red sauce.

02/20/2019 - 8:52pm Yup. UNC sucks now.

 

Yup. UNC sucks now.

 

02/20/2019 - 8:51pm Can't believe they took out…

Can't believe they took out that pool hall. God, those tables were beautiful. I HATE THAT. Fuck their renovation.

02/20/2019 - 5:43pm Dude's got stone hands…

Dude's got stone hands. Great for Roberto Duran, bad for a WR.

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02/20/2019 - 12:16am In that order?

In that order?

02/20/2019 - 12:15am He's got great get off.

He's got great get off.

02/20/2019 - 12:12am And the world class medical…

And the world class medical system.

02/19/2019 - 4:35pm Point taken. This is why I…

Point taken. This is why I generally stick to posting snarky bullshit and leave the real analysis to Mantis, Magnus, and Stephen King Jr.

02/19/2019 - 4:33pm To fuck us. Oh, how I loathe…

To fuck us. Oh, how I loathe Bucky Badger and all things Wisconsin.

02/19/2019 - 3:05pm Our d-line is talented but…

Our d-line is talented but young. This give the kids at SDE a year to get better--and in style. Outstanding sign by the coaches. There's little if any drop-off from Gary. And that's NOT a knock on Gary.

02/19/2019 - 2:33pm Caesar Crosses Rubicon!

Caesar Crosses Rubicon!

Said to be headed for Rome.

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02/18/2019 - 9:54pm Fred Jackson was like OJ,…

Fred Jackson was like OJ, only bigger, faster, and with less murder.

02/17/2019 - 4:20pm Surprise on the glove issues…

No surprise on the glove issues. How many times have they gotten to play outside as compared to a Southern team? Love what the bats did though. You know the pitching is there and the gloves will come around. If the boys can hit they'll get post-season love.

02/16/2019 - 9:33pm Normally teams wear pink to…

Normally teams wear pink to encourage donations for breast cancer research. So I'm assuming that was the reason. A vital cause, obviously.

02/16/2019 - 5:46pm That game was so awesome I…

That game was so awesome I had to beat my tutle head afterward!

I think that's the best game I've seen Zay have. Some of those assists were magical.

02/16/2019 - 12:19am Leave Tutle out of this. He…

Leave Tutle out of this. He's a good man. 

02/15/2019 - 7:34pm +1 for whetting my appetite…

+1 for whetting my appetite for the last season of GoT.

02/14/2019 - 11:48pm Lovette was a great…

Lovette was a great performer back in the day. But as...ahem...adventurous as her performances were, I'd go with Leavitt for that defensive analyst position. She's more of an offensive analyst.

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02/14/2019 - 5:59pm Listen to Mantis, Jims. Make…

Listen to Mantis, Jims. Make this happen.

02/10/2019 - 12:38pm Yup--after that Livers slam…

Yup--after that Livers slam I yelled "Fuck Wisconsin!" Since I was my living room and live in Vermont that would've been weird for my neighbors to overhear. Fuck them too!

02/10/2019 - 12:31pm Please, Hammer...don't hurt …

Please, Hammer...don't hurt 'em.

02/09/2019 - 4:10pm (No subject)

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02/07/2019 - 9:59pm I'm more in favor of…

I'm more in favor of honoring players--retired numbers, Heisman winners--with a display inside of Michigan Stadium, rather a statue for one player.

02/07/2019 - 8:45pm FIRE BORGES!

FIRE BORGES!

02/07/2019 - 4:08pm Yeah, I wondered that myself…

Yeah, I wondered that myself. They could have it Miami or Tallahassee. It's just as warm in those spots, probably.

02/07/2019 - 1:53pm Yup. Just like JJ in Good…

Yup. Just like JJ in Good Times. Which eventually drove John Amos to quit.

02/07/2019 - 12:44am Okay, now that I've had a…

Okay, now that I've had a chance to watch and digest those...yeah that's THE GREATEST THING EVER!

02/07/2019 - 12:38am Eh, I'm a prof and I've…

Eh, I'm a prof and I've recently discussed and streamed parts The Jetsons and the original Star Trek. My kids are quite familiar with both. Syndication, yo...

02/07/2019 - 12:35am I too love Michigan football…

I too love Michigan football. I am also excited for the future.

02/06/2019 - 11:09pm I own the Adidas shorts in…

I own the Adidas shorts in maize. Block M's on the side but no piping anywhere. Beautiful gear. I can only use them for home workouts because they have no pockets.

02/06/2019 - 10:46pm More Michigan tickets for me…

More Michigan tickets for me...

01/28/2019 - 5:24pm Nope.

Nope.

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01/28/2019 - 5:23pm Done.

Done.

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01/24/2019 - 9:08pm Good point, Maizen.

Good point, Maizen.

01/20/2019 - 4:38pm Harrison also beat out all…

Harrison also beat out all their stud lb recruits. That tells me he can play. I'm also of the opinion that the d sucking was Schiano's fault, not a lack of talent.

01/19/2019 - 7:50pm Here's one more. Neg this…

Here's one more. Neg this one too! Evidently it's all you've got.

01/19/2019 - 11:08am Yup. I'm an alum and not…

Yup. I'm an alum and not just a fan of 1 or 2 Michigan teams. I support ALL our programs, so I appreciate WD's updates on women's teams as well.

01/19/2019 - 11:05am Nope. It's going to take a…

Nope. It's going to take a deft bit of money laundering. So...

Boddicker Hotel - Moscow

Let's make it happen.

Double post. You can see how bad I want this.

01/19/2019 - 11:04am Nope. It's going to take a…

Nope. It's going to take a deft bit of money laundering. So...

Boddicker Hotel - Moscow

Let's make it happen.

01/19/2019 - 1:52am Nobody out-film references…

Nobody out-film references me. NOBODY!

01/18/2019 - 11:36pm Yes. And I pointed that out…

Yes. And I pointed that out hours ago.

01/18/2019 - 11:34pm Yup. We lost a lot of planes…

Yup. We lost a lot of planes but prevented a full-scale German invasion.

01/18/2019 - 6:04pm That's who Eastwood…

That's who Eastwood pretended to be in Unforgiven! Turns out he was really the Angel of Death.

01/17/2019 - 3:07am I had a high school French…

I had a high school French teacher who had a few girls paint her apartment. We all got last laugh by getting her fired because that bitch was a holy terror.  

01/16/2019 - 7:05pm Can he fly, Bobby?

Can he fly, Bobby?

01/14/2019 - 11:09pm I'd like to offer a few…

I'd like to offer a few words for the dead.
R.I.P. post mourning Keith Jackson a year after he died. We hardly knew you, but, truly, you have gone to a better place.