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06/22/2018 - 10:36pm Well, now at least one of…

Well, now at least one of them is going to be available. 

06/17/2018 - 10:29am The thing is, they've had…

The thing is, they've had that exact problem with Shinnecock in prior Opens. The USGA should have known better. Either don't award the Open to Shinnecock or re-design at least two of the greens. 

If you want the winning score to be E, that's fine. But don't turn the course into a funhouse in the process. 

06/13/2018 - 9:30am  V-Mart is only signed…

 V-Mart is only signed through the end of this season. He’ll be gone soon enough.

Miggy, OTOH, we’re married to him. No team in their right mind is going to take on that contract. And we’re not going to get much in the terms of prospects for what is going to be an injury-prone 36 year old DH. The game is running away from guys like that these days.

06/13/2018 - 12:02am Yup. I suspect that this is…

Yup. I suspect that this is the beginning of the end.

06/13/2018 - 12:01am 5 more years after this one.

5 more years after this one.

06/01/2018 - 4:32pm For some reason I’m not

For some reason I’m not worried at all.

06/01/2018 - 10:58am Bot:
http://mgoblog.com/mgobo

Bot:

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/mgofish-best-guess-recruiting-class

06/01/2018 - 10:22am Lord Almighty, could you

Lord Almighty, could you imagine if he went to the Lakers and got a good dose of LaVar Ball on a daily basis?

06/01/2018 - 10:14am The Bulls have never played

The Bulls have never played an NBA Finals game without Michael Jordan.

06/01/2018 - 10:00am My parents had a shit-brown

My parents had a shit-brown 1976 Cordoba. That’s just about the first car I remember. I don’t really remember my dad’s Mach 1 Mustang.

05/31/2018 - 10:32am http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/p

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/putting-perspective-how-good-michigans-clas…

Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out this one.

05/30/2018 - 10:36pm Uh-oh....

Uh-oh....

05/30/2018 - 10:04pm Are you sure you want to

Are you sure you want to know?

05/30/2018 - 10:41am Name of the Year candidate?

Name of the Year candidate?

05/29/2018 - 9:55pm I'm going to let you dive

I'm going to let you dive into the Superguide on this one: When was the last time our leading receiver had such a low yardage total? 

05/29/2018 - 9:25am If they had stayed for

If they had stayed for another 2 hours they would have wound up 8-1,002 from downtown instead of 7-44

05/27/2018 - 10:54pm Say goodnight, Celtics. Make

Say goodnight, Celtics. Make a fucking shot and this wouldn't happen. 

05/27/2018 - 10:52pm After the Celtics are

After the Celtics are eliminated tonight, they can come over to my house and build a new garage, with all the bricks they're throwing up. 

05/25/2018 - 11:09am https://m.youtube.com/watch?v

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WL15eTRcAsg

05/25/2018 - 10:49am It’s time for “Hi I’m Paul”

It’s time for “Hi I’m Paul” to say goodbye.

05/23/2018 - 9:45pm 3-0 Caps.
Say goodnight. 

3-0 Caps.

Say goodnight. 

05/23/2018 - 8:43pm You don't see too many fights

You don't see too many fights in a Game 7. 

05/23/2018 - 8:38pm Ovechkin nearly made it 2-0

Ovechkin nearly made it 2-0 before all hell broke loose there after the whistle. 

05/23/2018 - 4:48pm The one with Yogi Berra in

The one with Yogi Berra in the barbershop was pretty good.

05/23/2018 - 4:46pm The one in the passenger seat

The one in the passenger seat needs to be hit with a shovel.

05/23/2018 - 4:37pm Also: Colonel Sanders. Any

Also: Colonel Sanders. Any and all of them. The man’s been dead for almost 40 years. We don’t need him recreated as a creepy lounge singer on a cruise ship.

05/23/2018 - 4:33pm Worst:All Progressive ads.

Worst:

All Progressive ads. Flo and that other doofus are about 3 days into their 15 minutes of fame.

Little Caesars. First Daddy Dumbass had to be taught by his 9 year old kid how order a pepperoni pizza. Now leather-faced secretaries are drilling holes into the floor with their desk chairs because there just happens to be a Little Caesars on the main level.

All the ambulance chasers that advertise on FSD. The original Bernstein ads were the worst. I get it. You weigh 405, you wear a muumuu, you can hardly read a cue card, but you burned yourself trying to deep fry an entire herd of cattle because you were hungry for your pre-breakfast snack. You’re entitled, so you called Sam and now everything is just sunshine and roses.

05/23/2018 - 12:33pm Bought Valero at $67, now ~

Bought Valero at $67, now ~ $120

Amazon at $960 in September, now bouncing between $1550-1600.

Bought Ford at $12.25. Only hanging on to it now for the dividend yield.

Should never have sold Boeing or Albaba in early 16. Still kicking myself in the ass over those two.

05/23/2018 - 9:56am What happens when someone

What happens if someone takes out all of Team Chaos’ territories?

05/21/2018 - 10:54pm Yup. FauxMo gonna FauxMo. 

Yup. FauxMo gonna FauxMo. 

05/21/2018 - 3:02pm Bro....have you ever READ any

Bro....have you ever READ any of his prior posts?

05/19/2018 - 1:38pm That rule about midnight on

That rule about midnight on Tuesday might end up lurking in the background. 

05/16/2018 - 11:00pm This week's episode just

This week's episode just finished. Like, a minute ago. 

05/16/2018 - 10:34am Here’s the scary part: if the

Here’s the scary part: if the Tigers win today, and the Cardinals beat the Twins, this is a 1st place team.

05/16/2018 - 9:16am They’re playing a hell of a

They’re playing a hell of a lot better than I thought they would. I’m still taking it with a grain of salt, as they have not played the Red Sox or the Astros, and they’ve still got work to do with the Yankees.

At this point, I don’t think they’ll lose the 110 I originally predicted. They may not even lose 100. And if that’s the case, that’s huge progress right there.

05/16/2018 - 9:12am Houston would like a word

Houston would like a word with you re: best rotation.

05/16/2018 - 9:11am The problem with Miggy is

The problem with Miggy is two-fold. One, he’s signed through 2023, at ~$30-32 mil per. Verlander’s only signed through next season. They’re roughly the same age. Secondly, Miggy’s been dinged up the past couple seasons. He’s 35. I suspect that’s not going to improve a whole lot as he ages.

05/15/2018 - 3:12pm And anyone who believes that

And anyone who believes that he’s come completely clean about what he did is a damn fool.

05/15/2018 - 3:10pm He can check with his own

He can check with his own union to see if the medication is prohibited. He’s not stranded on an island here.

If I’m him, I’m checking with the MLBPA before I take a swig of Robitussin, let alone a prescription of any kind.

05/10/2018 - 10:25pm Stastny again. 4-1 Jets.
Say

Stastny again. 4-1 Jets.

Say goodnight. 

05/10/2018 - 9:41pm 3-1 Winnipeg.
That might be

3-1 Winnipeg.

That might be it, folks. 

05/10/2018 - 8:46pm When this PA announcer tells

When this PA announcer tells us who scored for Nashville, I suddenly feel like I'm at a monster truck rally. 

05/10/2018 - 8:43pm 2-1. Subban on the PP

2-1. Subban on the PP

05/10/2018 - 8:31pm 2-0

2-0

EDIT: Rinne pulled.

05/10/2018 - 8:27pm Jets draw first blood.
I'm

Jets draw first blood.

I'm absolutely stunned that one went in. 

05/10/2018 - 12:33pm I’m not jello wrestling with

I’m not jello wrestling with Mike Onwenu.

05/07/2018 - 4:10pm That’s far too long.

That’s far too long.

05/02/2018 - 3:47pm Ummm, Gibby got fired with a

Ummm, Gibby got fired with a few days left in the 2014 season. They finished that year with a 64-98 record. Dude had 4.5 years managing and produced exactly 1 winning season and 2 81-81 finishes.

05/02/2018 - 10:42am Thank you, gentlemen.

Thank you, gentlemen.

04/29/2018 - 11:47am IDGAF

IDGAF