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02/21/2019 - 11:22pm I prefer the more succinct …

I prefer the more succinct "Fuck off".

02/16/2019 - 1:08pm Goddammit. If we could even…

Goddammit. If we could even halfway shoot straight, we'd be up 25. 

02/16/2019 - 12:31pm Ah. So that WASN'T a figment…

Ah. So that WASN'T a figment of my imagination. 

02/12/2019 - 10:32pm Sadly, I don't think Penn…

Sadly, I don't think Penn State needs anymore points to win this. 

02/12/2019 - 10:26pm DUNK THE FUCKING BASKETBALL!…

DUNK THE FUCKING BASKETBALL!

DON'T GO TO THE RIM LIKE A PUSSY!

02/12/2019 - 10:17pm Hell of a time for the free…

Hell of a time for the free throw goblins to pop up again. 

02/12/2019 - 9:51pm You might want to go back…

You might want to go back into the john for a while. 

02/12/2019 - 9:47pm Surprised they didn't ram…

Surprised they didn't ram that one up our ass with a charge. 

02/12/2019 - 9:46pm JFC, Iggy, you made that one…

JFC, Iggy, you made that one very easy on the officials. 

02/11/2019 - 5:44pm It's not just Jayru. Ferris…

It's not just Jayru. Ferris has taken 3 Harlon Hill trophies in the last 5 years.

02/10/2019 - 10:51pm Don't forget the "Mr. xxxx,…

Don't forget the "Mr. xxxx, may I please have an autograph?"

NOT "Hey, xxxx, how about an autograph?"

You wouldn't believe how many people don't grasp this simple concept. 

02/07/2019 - 11:17pm Between Dingell's dad, Mr…

Between Dingell's dad, Mr. Dingell, and Debbie, the Dingell family has held that congressional seat since 1933.

02/04/2019 - 8:01pm I think that was also the…

I think that was also the first interception Joe Montana has thrown during a Super Bowl, too. 

02/03/2019 - 8:15pm The NFL 100 commercial…

The NFL 100 commercial featured better football than what we saw in the 1st half. 

02/02/2019 - 10:47pm What in the world is going…

What in the world is going on with the board tonight?

02/02/2019 - 10:46pm I dunno. They always got…

I dunno. They always got over on Azreal, the red cat. 

01/30/2019 - 10:46pm They look like high school…

They look like high school goalposts, which are wider than what is used at both the college and NFL levels. 

01/29/2019 - 10:55pm Let DeJulius run the show…

Let DeJulius run the show for the last 82 seconds. 

01/29/2019 - 10:33pm Pick Poole up and carry him…

Pick Poole up and carry him to the bench if you must. 

Eyes on the prize, gentlemen. 

01/29/2019 - 10:21pm Wesson swiped at his arm…

Wesson swiped at his arm before the charge. I don't want to hear a fucking word. 

01/29/2019 - 10:17pm JFC, guys. Izzo hasn't won a…

JFC, guys. Izzo hasn't won a title in almost 20 years, and they act like he's John Fucking Wooden. 

01/29/2019 - 9:37pm If we could just shoot…

If we could just shoot halfway decently we'd be up 10-12 easily. 

01/21/2019 - 12:22am Good riddance. February 1…

Good riddance. February 1 can’t get here fast enough. I can’t believe the News kept him around instead of Tom Gage.

01/13/2019 - 9:03pm The PA announcer turns into…

The PA announcer turns into an air raid siren every time we hit a 3.

AAHHHooooooEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

What the fuck, did we hit a 3, or are the Germans bombing? 

01/13/2019 - 8:59pm The reason Matthews had a…

The reason Matthews had a straight shot to the baseline is because they're worried about Big John dropping another 3 on their heads. If you move to cover the drive, you're giving the big boy an opening. 

01/13/2019 - 8:14pm Did Beilein manage to…

Did Beilein manage to construct a 7-1 version of Kevin Pittsnogle?

01/07/2019 - 12:03am Probably because he's…

Probably because he's already 67. 

01/06/2019 - 5:57pm 5 Michigan fouls to 1 for IU…

5 Michigan fouls to 1 for IU, 7 minutes into the half. 

01/01/2019 - 8:40pm We're gonna need him, the…

We're gonna need him, the sooner the better. 

12/31/2018 - 6:18pm Apparently "chinese fire…

Apparently "chinese fire drill" is the order of the day when it comes to special teams. 

12/31/2018 - 3:35pm No suspensions just from the…

No suspensions just from the penalties. A true fighting major carries a game disqualification, which draws a 1-game suspension for the first offense. 

12/29/2018 - 11:17pm The NCAA can't even enforce…

The NCAA can't even enforce what they have on the books now. I have absolutely no faith that they could pull this off. 

12/29/2018 - 10:51pm I wonder if this is going to…

I wonder if this is going to cause Alabama to start trying again. 

12/29/2018 - 9:40pm I didn't. Oklahoma couldn't…

I didn't. Oklahoma couldn't stop water from running uphill. And I don't think they can score 60 on Bama's defense to stay with them. 

12/29/2018 - 8:50pm Blatant block in the back on…

Blatant block in the back on Bama's #6. Didn't have much to do with the play, but should have been a flag. 

12/29/2018 - 8:45pm Oklahoma's got nothing so…

Oklahoma's got nothing so far. 

12/29/2018 - 3:35pm Joe Milton. We just got our…

Joe Milton. We just got our dicks kicked by 4 TDs.

Shut your fucking mouth and get in the locker room. 

12/29/2018 - 3:23pm Someone said it earlier and…

Someone said it earlier and I agree 100%

This is a Rich-Rodding going on this afternoon. 

12/29/2018 - 3:22pm A delay of game right after…

A delay of game right after a possession change.

And then a pick-6.

This is absolutely priceless. 

12/29/2018 - 3:19pm 34-15 instead. 

Promote the…

34-15 instead. 

Promote the special teams coach. He's the only one doing his job today. 

12/29/2018 - 3:17pm 3rd and 13. Here we go...

3rd and 13. Here we go...

12/29/2018 - 3:13pm What the fuck are we punting…

What the fuck are we punting for?

12/29/2018 - 3:11pm Yeah, throw a fit on the…

Yeah, throw a fit on the sideline, Hudson. We're only down by 30. That'll help. Maybe you should have done that about 2 fucking hours ago. 

12/29/2018 - 3:04pm 3rd and 20. 

And we give up…

3rd and 20. 

And we give up a fucking touchdown. 

12/29/2018 - 2:52pm Awwww, hamburgers. 

Awwww, hamburgers. 

12/29/2018 - 2:46pm Wanna bet?

Wanna bet?

12/29/2018 - 2:30pm 3rd and 12.

They had us…

3rd and 12.

They had us right where they wanted us. 

12/29/2018 - 1:40pm Shea stared at the left side…

Shea stared at the left side of the field the entire play. 

12/29/2018 - 1:38pm We burned 20 fucking seconds…

We burned 20 fucking seconds to call our last TO? That is some pretty chickenshit clock management there, regardless of who is responsible. 

12/29/2018 - 1:37pm If Shea has any dreams about…

If Shea has any dreams about ever playing in the NFL, he needs to seriously improve his arm strength.