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02/19/2019 - 5:27pm I will ALWAYS watch anything…

I will ALWAYS watch anything by Jon Bois. Fighting in the Age of Loneliness and Football 17776 were enthralling, and his chart parties are always fantastic.

02/17/2019 - 12:39am Or if you'd rather, here's a…

Or if you'd rather, here's a link to the relevant portion.

02/17/2019 - 12:23am The thing that all of y'all…

The thing that all of y'all bitching should've done is actually do OP's job and link the fucking highlights.

02/07/2019 - 10:34am I legitimately cannot wait…

I legitimately cannot wait until your generation dies off.

02/01/2019 - 10:05am Clickable link for board.

Clickable link for board.

01/28/2019 - 3:15pm This thread title is stupid…

This thread title is stupid and intentionally misleading. 15% of the players tested tested positive. Which was 3 players out of 20. Which we already knew.

01/25/2019 - 10:42pm Yep: http://www.winsipedia…

Yep.

01/20/2019 - 10:19pm No lie I was cheering for a…

No lie I was cheering for a Rams-Chiefs rematch, but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T.

01/08/2019 - 12:18pm 1. Unless we're going the…

1. Unless we're going the SEC route it's gonna be a conference game so take MTSU out.

2. I think Maryland > Indiana.

01/08/2019 - 10:01am He's the head Michigan beat…

He's the head Michigan beat writer for the largest paper in the state. He's not "irrelevant."

01/07/2019 - 8:37pm Fuck it, this is FUN!

Fuck it, this is FUN!

01/07/2019 - 12:37pm The argument as you have…

The argument as you have laid it out, actually counters itself.

No it doesn't, since I didn't say what you think I said. I said that it's rigged in favor of the wealthiest programs. It is. That doesn't mean that specific wealthiest programs will win. There's a tier of teams who can spend money essentially indefinitely. Michigan is in that tier.

And teams doing better than us "because they cheat" doesn't mean the system is rigged against us, because we're fully capable of cheating if we choose to do so. And, although I believe that we don't cheat to the extent that some other programs do, we are by no means squeaky clean. I was at UM <5 years ago and knew a good number of players and I can tell you point blank that we're not squeaky clean. Players get extra perks. It happens. 

01/07/2019 - 11:51am I'm talking specifically…

I'm talking specifically about the playoff system. You seem to be talking about the sport as a whole.

Which, like, fair. But also, most of us are here because we love watching this sport. And to be fair, when you look across D1 college football things are by and large rigged towards the programs with the most money, and Michigan sits in that top tier money-wise. So by and large things are rigged in our favor as well, we just haven't been able to take full advantage.

01/07/2019 - 10:23am Bama and Clemson are head…

Bama and Clemson are head and shoulders above everyone else. I'm not sure what you mean by "won't support the current system." Any system that didn't result in these two teams playing is a flawed system.

01/03/2019 - 9:57am He was a walk on at Texas…

He was a walk on at Texas Tech and then an a walk on at Oklahoma, smart ass.

01/01/2019 - 6:49pm Urban Meyer kept Zach Smith…

Urban Meyer kept Zach Smith on staff for years despite him not even being a good WR coach. Plus, Meyer employed Tim Beck for two full years.

12/18/2018 - 3:34pm Drew Singleton I guess?

Drew Singleton I guess?

12/11/2018 - 6:20pm Younger brother got denied…

Younger brother got denied from Michigan (despite a 34 on his ACT and a top 10 class rank) and ended up at State. He's a freshman there now and is... doing great! I know it might suck in the moment, but where you go to college isn't the end of the world and I promise they'll be okay no matter what.

12/04/2018 - 11:49am His offense did just put up…

His offense did just put up 55 on our defense (not 62, 7 of them came from the deflected punt). A similar situation has worked out well for Lincoln Riley, but I don't know how well it will work for Ryan Day and I don't know how good of a recruiter he is.

12/04/2018 - 12:25am GYPSY!

GYPSY!

11/18/2018 - 1:10pm Diag is 100% the move if you…

Diag is 100% the move if you can get in early enough.

11/15/2018 - 9:01am It's the internet, you can…

It's the internet, you can say the word "fuck" if you'd like. I won't tell your kids, I promise.

11/13/2018 - 1:04pm I'd be okay with never…

I'd be okay with never having to see Villanova ever again.

11/12/2018 - 11:15pm UVA, Georgia Tech, and…

UVA, Georgia Tech, and Boston College

You're kidding, right? Louisville is a MUCH better job than any of those. It's a better job than UNC, too. I'll give you FSU, Clemson, VTech, and Miami.

11/07/2018 - 7:01pm If UCF beat Michigan head-to…

If UCF beat Michigan head-to-head I'd say include them too.

11/07/2018 - 4:19pm This content is not relevant…

This content is not relevant to my interests.

11/07/2018 - 4:08pm Bang me! Bang me!

Bang me! Bang me!

10/26/2018 - 10:47am LONG LIVE THE BLUE ALLIANCE…

LONG LIVE THE BLUE ALLIANCE. THE RED DEVILS WILL NEVER LAY CLAIM OVER OUR BEAUTIFUL LAND

10/24/2018 - 10:26pm Here's an idea: Watch it on…

Here's an idea: Watch it on silent with closed captioning on. There. It's like I transcribed it for you.

10/24/2018 - 10:10pm Rich Eisen hosts a radio…

Rich Eisen hosts a radio show, so I'm not sure what you were expecting.

10/24/2018 - 12:42am I legitimately do not think…

I legitimately do not think that Baumgardner gives a shit whether Michigan/Michigan State football/basketball do well or poorly. That's what makes him good at his job.

10/12/2018 - 4:26pm Of all the negative Michigan…

Of all the negative Michigan takes in the world, this may be the stupidest.

10/09/2018 - 5:26pm Fuck yeah. Excited to help!

Fuck yeah. Excited to help!

10/08/2018 - 10:11am Sparty fans call him a…

Sparty fans call him a Michigan homer all the time. It seems like you haven't read anything he's written in quite awhile.

10/03/2018 - 2:27am And nobody "forces" people…

And nobody "forces" people to work minimum wage jobs. That doesn't mean the minimum wage shouldn't be hire.

Or for a more extreme example, no one "forces" people to work in sweatshops. If they don't like it, why don't they just go somewhere else?

09/21/2018 - 12:41am huh

huh

09/17/2018 - 7:13pm Daxton Daxton bo Baxton

 

Daxton Daxton bo Baxton

 

Banana fana fo Faxton

 

Fe fi fo Maxton

 

Daxton!

09/12/2018 - 12:54am I was very young at the time…

I was very young at the time so I don't remember. Was it surprising that he resigned? Could he have gotten away with not resigning? Would he have been fired if he didn't resign?

09/04/2018 - 5:20pm To be clear, I think he's…

To be clear, I think he's parodying what Zach Smith said about her.

09/04/2018 - 5:09pm MAN this is a bad take.

MAN this is a bad take.

09/04/2018 - 4:16pm FYI for those that can't see…

FYI for those that can't see it, you may have to clear your cache first. Otherwise chrome will just pull in the cached image.

09/04/2018 - 3:09pm Exactly. If Jim Harbaugh can…

Exactly. If Jim Harbaugh can't turn Michigan into a national title contender... who can? And if there is someone that can, why would that person come to Michigan?

09/04/2018 - 11:42am It's the Texans or the Colts.

It's the Texans or the Colts.

09/03/2018 - 2:14pm After the shit we've seen…

After the shit we've seen over the past decade-ish I'm just impressed that Brian is still covering football.

09/03/2018 - 1:03pm Northwestern beat Purdue and…

Northwestern beat Purdue and has a legitimately good front 7. Let's not overlook anyone here.

09/03/2018 - 1:01pm The play before the long…

The play before the long sack on the first drive saw JBB straight up ignore an outside rusher, leading to Patterson getting hit ~1.5 seconds after the snap. The sack on that 2nd and 2 play call saw him get beat cleanly by Hayes. Like, I don't think he even touched him.

09/03/2018 - 12:59pm They couldn't handle a 5 man…

They couldn't handle a 5 man rush. The play before the long sack (where the ball flew way up in the air) saw Bushell-Beatty just straight up ignore a player on his outside to help on the inside.

Just on a quick count, Patterson saw pressure <3 seconds after the snap on ~2/3rds of the plays. That's terrible, and there's no excuse for it.

09/03/2018 - 12:48pm This game was a categorical…

This game was a categorical failure on the part of the Offensive Line. Couldn't pick up a stunt, couldn't protect the edge, couldn't stop the DTs from compressing the pocket. Like, "Ole Miss vs. Bama last year" levels of bad.

It's embarrassing, really.

Patterson played really well given the circumstances.

08/31/2018 - 10:39am Step 1: Go to board post…

Step 1: Go to board post specifically made to praise the good things the blog does in response to all the bitching.

Step 2: Bitch about stuff.

Step 3: ???

08/30/2018 - 12:20am yes please

yes please