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01/14/2019 - 5:27pm Debating whether to 'like'…

Debating whether to 'like' or 'like like'.

01/10/2019 - 7:32pm Lotta spilled milk there.

Lotta spilled milk there.

01/10/2019 - 7:31pm He probably had a great…

He probably had a great steak.

01/10/2019 - 7:30pm Whatever the Catholic fella…

Whatever the Catholic fella said!

01/10/2019 - 6:33pm Oh, I love Clue! I'll guess…

Oh, I love Clue! I'll guess. It was Zach Smith in the locker room with a strap-on!

01/10/2019 - 6:30pm Grand carillons only impress…

Grand carillons only impress zoologists.

01/10/2019 - 4:18pm That'd be a weird semi…

That'd be a weird semi-lateral transition for a highly sought after guy.

01/10/2019 - 3:47pm Young blood. Oooowwww, baby!

Young blood. Oooowwww, baby!

01/06/2019 - 6:21am (Short, violent snort of…

(Short, violent snort of Colombian Jumbo)...I'm more of a gravel in the gut kinda guy, but whatever gets through customs and onto the next train of tyranny.

01/06/2019 - 4:20am Scousers got what they…

Scousers got what they deserved.

01/04/2019 - 9:09pm Bang me. 

Bang me. 

01/04/2019 - 8:22pm Ragged Branch wheated…

Ragged Branch wheated bourbon. Not bad. Wife picked it up for me after we had to cancel our scheduled tour of the distillery this fall.

01/04/2019 - 8:18pm Is that it?

Is that it?

01/01/2019 - 5:47pm Thanks, I'd actually not…

Thanks, I'd actually not heard that before.

01/01/2019 - 5:41pm But Patricia has an…

But Patricia has an engineering degree.

01/01/2019 - 7:55am Sure, we have a program with…

Sure, we have a program with actual principles and a moral compass, especially compared to those guys.

But let me voice an unpopular view: Michigan probably also has bag men. I don't think it's necessarily the black and white difference wrt recruiting that you make it out to be. 

01/01/2019 - 7:50am User name checks out.

User name checks out.

12/31/2018 - 6:34pm Not a dramatic one, but it…

Not a dramatic one, but it was certainly more creative and likely would be much more effective than whatever this year was, esp given our personnel now. 

12/31/2018 - 6:00pm Well, now that you say it...

Well, now that you say it...

12/30/2018 - 10:12pm Really? Mineral King was the…

Really? Mineral King was the name of the old quarry near Shea's house in Texas. Would be a really big coincidence if it weren't Shea or one of his proxies.

12/30/2018 - 9:36pm Finally an honest answer to…

Finally an honest answer to a simple question.

12/30/2018 - 9:35pm It's a tribe. 

It's a tribe. 

12/30/2018 - 8:35pm Arguments to be made on both…

Arguments to be made on both sides here. Unless we laid a major egg next year, it would be a big deal if we actually canned Harbaugh. Almost no coaches who post consistent 10 win seasons and aren't on an obvious downward trajectory get fired. Mark Richt I guess did.

12/30/2018 - 8:32pm Xaiv ve tried ze doping?

Xaiv ve tried ze doping?

12/30/2018 - 8:30pm I generally agree, but there…

I generally agree, but there has to some point where we stop assuming it will get better and decide whether what we have is good enough. How many coaches fairly consistently put up 10 win seasons and got fired? Mark Richt, I guess. Pelini was almost there. Mack Brown and Bobby Bowden had been on long declines. Yeah, we have high standards and the coaching salaries to match, but it would be hugely controversial if we got rid of JH after another 9 or 10 win season. 

That said, I do think there is reason to believe next year will be better. Second year starting QB, yes, but also a heck of a lot of talent coming back in the receiving corps, the Warinner effect, etc. Meyer being gone could help (yeah I said it). On the other hand, there are some clearly some holes to fill on D. 

 

 

12/30/2018 - 5:48pm Geez, don't neg so hard. I…

Geez, don't neg so hard. I was talking about Metellus.

12/30/2018 - 3:19pm Hey, I'm still under 40!

Hey, I'm still under 40!

12/30/2018 - 2:16pm Why? The CFL can be a lot of…

Why? The CFL can be a lot of fun!

12/30/2018 - 1:06pm Yeah, compounds things on…

Yeah, compounds things in the ass.

12/30/2018 - 1:05pm Yep, just with extremely…

Yep, just with extremely overpaid coaches and a hugely disproportionate investment in facilities. 

12/29/2018 - 6:45pm Well, it's technically a…

Well, it's technically a benzodiazepine addiction. Or perhaps just a physical dependence. 

12/29/2018 - 2:31pm Dude, give it a rest.

Dude, give it a rest.

12/29/2018 - 2:30pm That's it. We're toast. And…

That's it. We're toast. And I hope Pep is, too. 

12/29/2018 - 1:26pm and the lead!

and the lead!

12/29/2018 - 1:19pm me gusto putas.

me gusto putas.

12/29/2018 - 1:18pm Anyone else notice this…

Anyone else notice this stadium looks like a gray polygon vomited all over a parking lot?

12/28/2018 - 6:23pm Wow, you're old. 

Wow, you're old. 

12/28/2018 - 9:32am I cut my own...

I cut my own...

12/28/2018 - 9:30am Wait just a damn minute here…

Wait just a damn minute here, which Birmingham? I think I made the wrong assumption.

12/28/2018 - 9:28am Watch out for ATLiens!

Watch out for ATLiens!

12/28/2018 - 9:20am Bang me, bang me. They…

Bang me, bang me. They oughtta take a rope and hang me. Strewn from the highest Arb treeee. Jimmy would ya weep for me?! 

12/25/2018 - 8:48am Thankful for the NBA.

Thankful for the NBA.

Highlight is the orange man fueling A juche renaissance in 2018.

Hope to annex imperialist puppet state South Korea by September. 

Happy holidays!

 

12/24/2018 - 8:45am I am superhuman, but really,…

I am superhuman, but really, I can't be googling from all 50 states simultaneously. 

12/24/2018 - 7:19am Rhode Island: Tinder…

Rhode Island: Tinder. Because hormones don't take holidays. 

12/24/2018 - 6:54am Clearly you haven't met my…

Clearly you haven't met my Aunt Betsy. 

12/22/2018 - 9:16pm I sort of get the stand…

I sort of get the stand mixer cost, but this is a blender. Vitamix. We'll see how it goes!

12/22/2018 - 1:12pm Dude, NEVER mention your ex…

Dude, NEVER mention your ex's name around the wife

12/22/2018 - 1:11pm Dude, NEVER mention your ex…

Dude, NEVER mention your ex's name around the wife

12/22/2018 - 1:09pm Blender. A $300 one…

Blender. A $300 one. Apparently they exist

12/19/2018 - 5:28pm And we didn't even ask if he…

And we didn't even ask if he's in-state! <pulls collar>