Brian's Amazing Podcast Intro (Transcription)

Submitted by Swayze Howell Sheen on October 22nd, 2018 at 12:29 PM

Sorry if this was posted already, but if you haven't heard the podcast already, go now and do so. For those of you who don't podcast, here is a transcription (slightly edited for readability). It was glorious:

"There was an incident in the second half. The play is over, it's been whistled, and a Michigan State defensive tackle is continuing to push on Cesar Ruiz. Cesar Ruiz is in one of those 'lineman piles', and he's getting pushed back, and every time he gets pushed it's like, this is dangerous. If he goes back further, that could be an ACL pop. Mike Onwenu comes up and defends him, and we get the mutual unsportsmanlike conduct flag for a Michigan State player trying to take Cesar Ruiz out for the season.

That's par for the course. But, what's not par for the course is Mike Onwenu calling this JACKASS out on Twitter after the game. And that's where we are right now. When Michigan State has their walk at a 'special time' - that is not their designated walk time - and they want to be like 'we are dominant, you have to get off of our field', Devin Bush isn't going to do that. Devin Bush is going to reenact the 'fuck yo couch' sketch from the Chapelle show.

After the game, Jim Harbaugh is going to say 'that was bush league' and a pissed off Mark Dantonio is going to lie his ass off about what happened ('you heard me'). After the game, Chase Winovich is going to be like 'this is my Little Brother' and then he's going to tweet: 'I apologize for ... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.' That's the state of affairs.

Go look back at the last four years. That is two ASS KICKINGS by Michigan that didn't quite have that reflected in the final score. That is one solid win by Michigan overturned by the most unlikely play in college football history, and one third-string quarterback and five Michigan turnovers.

What do you feel is going to happen going forward after 400 yards versus 93 yards? What do you think is going to happen when this Trash program does their Trash stuff and Michigan isn't going to back down anymore? Michigan isn't going to apologize for putting a stake in the field. Michigan is going to FUCK YO COUCH and they are going to smile about it afterward, because they just dominated Little Brother.

That is the state of affairs on October 21st, 2018, and this is the MGoBlog podcast."

(mic drop)



October 22nd, 2018 at 1:19 PM ^

At this point MSU is literally little brother.  I compare it to your brother putting his finger in front of your face "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you".  Finally you get fed up, punch him in the face and he screams to mom that you hit him for no reason.


October 22nd, 2018 at 1:22 PM ^

We were worried about Harbaugh not having that fire. 

We were worried about Brian Cook phoning it in, maybe going USMNT. 

Worry no more. 

Thanks Sparty. 


October 22nd, 2018 at 1:37 PM ^

Thanks so much for doing this. I actually tried to as well, but am lazy (it turns out Brian's voice does not mix well with my Dragon dictation software).