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I've been on this site since…

I've been on this site since 2007, cycled through a couple accounts that I rage deleted somewhere in the RR/Hoke years. Realized I had this one dormant since 2013 (!). Probably for the best that I stopped commenting, mostly because I was insufferable.

Best moment for me was the interception to seal The Game. Anger would probably be third Q against Maryland. Surprise player - Kenneth Grant.

Favorite feature - season previews.

Thank you to Brian and the crew, and all of the fellow lurkers and posters out there. I love you all, it's been a journey

Kind of feel like this is why

Kind of feel like this is why finesse spread offenses can't win games. If there was ever a situation for a big dude who can churn out half a yard that was it.

Right?

QB prone to making poor decisions?: check

Stout tackles?: check

Iffy interior O line?: check

RB with no vision?: check (Fitz)

RB who goes down at first contact?: check (Green)

Zero pass rush?: check

Head-scratching schematic decisions all around?: check

-1 - Flamebait

-1 - Flamebait

The rest of the Big Ten is terrible at recruiting

I'm not sure if we'll ever figure out why schools like Wisconsin and Michigan State can't recruit better despite years of unprecedented success.

In an alternate universe

In an alternate universe where basketball is never invented, WRs would probably be 6'5" - 6'8" and LeBron James would be the most dominant receiver in the NFL. The problem is that most high school athletes who are fast, athletic, and 6'4" or taller would much rather play a sport with higher compensation and less risk of injury.

Let's summon him!

"SECTION 1, SECTION 1, SECTION 1, SECTION 1!!!!!!!"

Serious Question

Why did the Boston bombings affect you more than, say, the Newton school shootings?

Sleeper cell? I think you've

Sleeper cell? I think you've been reading too many Brad Thor novels. Most likely these are people who know the suspects, but are not involved in their plot.

No God, please God no. No.

No God, please God no. No. Nooo. NOOOOOOOOO!

I don't think Brandon Roy was

I don't think Brandon Roy was a 7 footer.

Let's be honest. The last

Let's be honest. The last thing Michigan fans should want is Burke getting drafted by Detroit. And I say this as a lifelong Pistons fan.

I don't know. Andrew Wiggins

I don't know. Andrew Wiggins could play for pretty much any Division I school in the country and still be a high lottery pick. Obviously, scouts would like to see how he matches up against the best competition possible, but that doesn't require going to Kentucky, or any traditional basketball power for that matter.

It's unfortunate that Vegas

It's unfortunate that Vegas isn't buying into this hype, or else I could make a killing betting against Michigan and take some of the sting of losing away at the same time.

Go Maroons!

Too bad their old stadium is probably still radioactive.

Heh. That's usually how you

Heh. That's usually how you can tell if a man or a woman was in charge of the commercial.

He hates Bill Martin for

He hates Bill Martin for hiring the worst coach in the history of any Michigan sport.

Next, the Lions will

Next, the Lions will sign/draft another 3 RB's and sign a LT from the waiver wire.

This is probably so people

This is probably so people can't call them the Big Least anymore. Nobody makes fun of America.

Mormon missionaries in

Mormon missionaries in Polynesia have a long history.

Maybe they should try and

Maybe they should try and recruit his younger brother B'Shawn, or perhaps his cousin D'Shawn.

Why is this flamebait?

Why is this flamebait?

This is why MGoBlog is

This is why MGoBlog is awesome.

24, and I've watched that

24, and I've watched that movie at least half a dozen times.

Like most things posted on

Like most things posted on MGoBlog, it's a meta-reference to a meme that was introduced in a post about a post about something that happened in a game that nobody remembers.

EDIT: Almost forgot - I think it's a rhyme.

He's a Texas oilman with a

He's a Texas oilman with a passion for heavy drilling machinery.

Not very.

Not very.

I'm not sure a sundress is

I'm not sure a sundress is appropriate attire for a man of your age.

Getting him seems unlikely

Getting him seems unlikely now. When's the last time Michigan landed a top 10 FB recruit?

Not sure if Alabama is that

Not sure if Alabama is that good or ND is that bad.

That's right. Kelly's system

That's right. Kelly's system at Oregon is known for its dominant O lines. Plus, nobody in their right mind would take Michael Vick at 33 over the sprightly 29 year old Weeden. Honestly, who looks at Vick and thinks "spread QB" ?

We should hire him as our new

We should hire him as our new OC.

/s

Dantonio probably expected to

Dantonio probably expected to be offering Bell's bloody stump a 5th year scholarship.

You forgot about Tiw, Norse

You forgot about Tiw, Norse god of war.

Charlie Weiss.

Charlie Weiss.

You say superstar league like

You say superstar league like it's a bad thing. I would much rather watch the best players instead of mediocre ones.

Martavious Northfleet

Martavious Northfleet

My theory is that Terry

My theory is that Terry Richardson is the in the doghouse for some reason.

They'd have 3 different ways

They'd have 3 different ways to throw an interception on the same play!

I'll settle for Michigan

I'll settle for Michigan winning a Rose Bowl. BTW, is anyone else suprised to learn that the last time that happened Barry Sanders had just played his last season in the NFL?

Well, he made the Rose Bowl

Well, he made the Rose Bowl when USC was an utter mess due to sanctions, lost miserably in one of his Rose Bowls, and will only win this year because the best team in the B1G is ineligible.

His team was pretty well beat by an Auburn team composed of Nick Fairley, Cam Newton, and a bunch of guys who only won 8 games the next year.

Under his tenure, the Ducks have made a habit of dropping marquee games, like LSU and USC last year and Stanford this year.

Yeah, I'd say that doesn't cut it.

@ClowneyFacts

After reading Jadeveon Clowney's own Twitter account:

@ClowneyFacts Jadeveon Clowney is functionally illiterate.

We've gotta get this guy!

We've gotta get this guy! Everything about him screams fast! He even has the word "dash" in his name!

Saban won't leave. He knows

Saban won't leave. He knows that his greatest asset is recruiting. He was, and will be, just be another guy in the NFL.

Unlikely.

Unlikely.

I'm not sure extra rolls will

I'm not sure extra rolls will help our big men put on good weight.

/s

In other news, Leon McQuay

In other news, Leon McQuay III's pyloric sphincter has contracted. Updates at 11.

Michigan has the the most

Michigan has the the most recognizable brand in college football in the same universe where the Horror, RichRod, and generally the last 10 years never happened.

Hard to improve from the end

Hard to improve from the end of the bench.

By staying another year and

By staying another year and getting drafted higher Morris would have improved more as a player. All the evidence suggests that it's better to get drafted by a terrible team where you can play under the radar and get minutes without a ton of pressure to win immediately. Early playing time solves a lot of problems, and a few years down the line the big contracts will follow for a good player on a bad team.