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He is from Hawaii so…

He is from Hawaii so Honolulu Blue suits him.

If all it takes is money to…

If all it takes is money to bring him, money  can make him leave. I'm glad we take our time and invest where we can real longterm dividends. 

You speak english, Bobby 

You speak english, Bobby 

If I were a star WR, I would…

If I were a star WR, I would be delighted to be the indisputable WR1 on a former championship team before the season even starts. Maybe that's just me. 

Glad Hyman got some…

Glad Hyman got some penetration. 

Tarik Black couldn't keep…

Tarik Black couldn't keep his toe healthy, DPJ was very useful but underperformed his ability and, for whatever reason, we refused to armpunt shots to Nico Collins on every play. 

They started a March Madness…

They started a March Madness bracket at work and I just realized it's been years since I've even contemplated March Madness because we haven't fucking participated. 

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Resign and Re-sign are too…

Resign and Re-sign are too similar

Thought you made a block M…

Thought you made a block M lid for your fleshlight.

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I blame Juwan. /s

I blame Juwan. /s

Hijacking this post to say…

Hijacking this post to say that Juwan Howard, if he truly loves Michigan, should resign in shame. 

Went really well, actually!…

Went really well, actually! Inlaws loved the burgers and charcoal ended up not being the dismal science- pretty straightforward once I let the coals heat up on their own for a bit.

Hot dogs. So many animals in…

Hot dogs. So many animals in one tube.

Plant based burgers +…

Plant based burgers + regular burgers. 

A house divided but equally judging my grilling.

Hardpore Corn

Hardpore Corn

Rest in peace you amazing…

Rest in peace you amazing and hilarious jew. 

 

Excellent Petagogy

Excellent Petagogy

The farts this can is…

The farts this can is capable of generating in the human gut are unparalleled.

Post-colonoscopy level results when paired with Busch Light. 

Impressive. Not Team 144,…

Impressive. Not Team 144, but impressive.

How many non-football or…

How many non-football or basketball subscribers does BTN have, I wonder?

Probably the coolest fans. 

The NCAA won't exist by 2030

The NCAA won't exist by 2030

Been stocking up on…

Been stocking up on memorabilia from this year. We'll likely never see another like it. 

That's okay. I honestly think college football is a bubble that's going to burst back into a string of amateur teams + pseudo-pro shops. 

I'll be dead before the …

I'll be dead before the "Michigan hasn't won a natty in 100 years" so I'm fine with this. 

My family says a lot of…

My family says a lot of things about me that aren't true. 

Then again, Will probably has better family.

They haven't won a natty…

They haven't won a natty since 1988. 

They aren't going to win one again. Too snooty and painted themselves into a corner. 

Nebraska, Iowa, Northwestern…

Nebraska, Iowa, Northwestern, etc. all face the same constraints and are doing better than we are.

Our performance is disgusting. 

Highly recommend T-Mobile 5G…

Highly recommend T-Mobile 5G home internet if it's available in your area.

$50/mo. Had it for a year with no issues and 2x working from home and constant streaming. 

Fortunately for us it isn't…

Fortunately for us it isn't up to Warde to set the standard for the University of Michigan.

He can't even say no to cake. 

At least our coach isn't…

At least our coach isn't inept at fielding a defense (Lincoln Riley) and has these games to look forward to... ouch. 

 

The Mahomes ballwashing is…

The Mahomes ballwashing is crazy. Similar to the LeBron vs. MJ debate.

The bar for the GOAT isn't determined by stats or rings alone. The bar is, all other stats being equal (if they aren't then it's a non-discussion until things are closer), who fundamentally changed the game? 

Brady changed the game forever. MJ changed the game forever. Neither Mahomes nor LeBron have changed anything.

What's your gamertag, Shea? 

What's your gamertag, Shea? 

Luckily, in the time since,…

Luckily, in the time since, Rutgers has never quite managed to fence the garden

Adrian Martinez - the first…

Adrian Martinez - the first and only 30 year old to play college football

Funny thing is that OSU…

Funny thing is that OSU doesn't understand that building an all-star team sounds great in theory, until you field 22 divas who can't be humble because they've been huffing their own farts for 4 years. 

TAMU learned this the hard way.

Can Kim... coach our Men's…

Can Kim... coach our Men's bball team too? 

Patchy year for women's…

Patchy year for women's bball.

Disaster for mens. 

TL;DR

TL;DR

What would you recommend for…

What would you recommend for adults who want to dabble for fitness and learning?

I tried a blended submission wrestling and BJJ gym and it was extremely douchie and machismo. Not my crowd. 

I wish that my high school…

I wish that my high school had a wrestling program growing up. 

It seems like an incredible way for young men to learn patience, body awareness, and respect for others.

I can't imagine a more consistently humbling experience. Real Woods was 12-0, clearly very skilled, and he got manhandled. 

Conversely, Sergio had already lost 4 times going into this matchup. Life lessons abound. 

If they're gonna sideline…

If they're gonna sideline themselves... let em. 

If they're gonna sideline…

If they're gonna sideline themselves... let em. 

Especially considering he's…

Can we get a tshirt that says 

"COMMON PLAINERS" but each O is the OSU block O

KBA feels like she took a…

KBA feels like she took a half-step off the gas once she got that contract.

She'll wake up and get it righted - she's not Juwan. 

Was only a matter of time.

Was only a matter of time.

Hope he translates into running the show. 

Maybe he can be next HC at Michigan someday if Moore doesn't work out (hopefully this is a moot point and Moore kills it). 

Was a first gen grad. Econ…

Was a first gen grad. Econ 2016. 

My recommendation to the kid is to avoid any program where he feels alien. 

Michigan is no joke, especially for a kid who didn't go to a prep school. I didn't even know what AP courses were when I first got there.

The only reason I made it through is because I found a tribe of weirdos who were both prep-school grads AND not snobby. They took care of me. Gave me rides to central campus bc I couldn't afford to live there, let me couch surf.

Truly generous wealthy kids. They got me through a lot of tough times and exams because they were genuine and could make me laugh. I think my presence calmed them because if I could do it, what was stopping them? 

Try a bunch of bullshit courses and see what you wake up excited for. Once you got that down build your major on it. 

I had friends who went further than me with classics degrees because they genuinely love it and love/passion kicks motivations ass every single time. 

If he's entrepreneurially-minded, get a business or econ bachelors to learn management skills and then stop your education there. Learn everything else by failing in real life. 

Juwan should resign now if…

Juwan should resign now if he had any love left for the program.

9 sparties jizzing their…

9 sparties jizzing their green mesh intermural shorts to hold back their football tears and then 1 of us. 

Absolutely embarrassing. MBB…

Absolutely embarrassing. MBB has no identity. 

I miss when we owned MSU in both sports.

Any relation to Sarah Conner…

Any relation to Sarah Conner? She's jacked.