Wojo/DetNews: Thursday Article - McElwain/Sharks
Wojo's weekly Thursday shark (sorry, I mean snark) article just came out. Normally I view his articles the same way I view my dad's jokes; however, he made some shark jokes (which will never get old).
I’m not sure why McElwain would engage Harbaugh in a battle of wits, because everyone knows if you swim with the game’s sharks, you’re liable to end up sun-burned and photographed with a goofy grin.
September 1st, 2017 at 10:40 AM ^
McElweenie jumpin DA SHARK!
September 1st, 2017 at 11:06 AM ^
The H and J are right next to each other on the keyboard, so your typo is forgiven.
September 1st, 2017 at 10:42 AM ^
Not a big fan of Wojo on the radio, but really enjoy his columns.
September 1st, 2017 at 10:55 AM ^
Wabbit season! Shark season! Gator season!
September 1st, 2017 at 11:00 AM ^
Jumping the shark, humping the shark, its all the same to Mcelwain .
September 1st, 2017 at 11:01 AM ^
About the never gets old part..
September 1st, 2017 at 11:07 AM ^
3-9 reasons you are wrong sir!
September 1st, 2017 at 1:39 PM ^
Don't forget about the Natty Light!
September 1st, 2017 at 12:06 PM ^
That is absolutely terrifying
September 1st, 2017 at 12:38 PM ^
Somebody's jeeaaalousss.
September 1st, 2017 at 12:40 PM ^
That's the strangest dating pool I've ever seen....
September 1st, 2017 at 12:07 PM ^
Pretty sharky, er, I mean snarky article all around.
September 1st, 2017 at 12:25 PM ^
It's shark week !!!!!!
September 1st, 2017 at 12:53 PM ^
What are the odds of any of the following happening (or has already happened):
- Coach refers to game week as 'Shark Week'
- 'Shark' is used by the defense as a pre-snap signal
- 'Shark' is used by Speight as a pre-snap signal
- The offense uses a new modified Train formation that resembles...yes, a shark
- Coach(es) use a hand-on-head resembling a fin as a play call signal (Fins up)
Ok, stupid jokes are done. Can we please get to the kicking off please?
September 1st, 2017 at 2:50 PM ^
i hope we use those signal cards with 4 pictures to call plays in. imagine the possibilities
September 1st, 2017 at 12:58 PM ^
Wow, I'm a dad who makes dad jokes, and that was bad. For some reason I read until the end, and just had a picture of this man yelling at the non-laughing crowd at a comedy club: "that was a joke!"
Do appreciate you posting it--the shark stuff was enjoyable. For those of you with better sense who didn't make it to the end, I did enjoy this zinger: "Just when we think the world is a sad, ugly place, Notre Dame goes 4-8 and reminds us there’s still hope."
September 1st, 2017 at 1:33 PM ^
Reading this with Jaws music enhances the mood, er, atmosphere of the article.
September 1st, 2017 at 1:42 PM ^
and my buddy brought a full shark mascot costume. Can't wait to see Florida fan reactions!
September 1st, 2017 at 3:11 PM ^
Post pics.
September 1st, 2017 at 4:19 PM ^
McElwain probably thinks the show shark tank is a dating show lol.