OT: Rutgers season tickets!
- 4-installment payment plan
- No priority point seating minimums to ensure you have access to our best seating locations
- 2 complimentary tickets to opening day vs Texas State
- Adidas.com discounts
February 27th, 2018 at 7:52 PM ^
Gonna be hard to pass up those 2 bonus tix to Rutgers vs. Texas State. Woof.
February 27th, 2018 at 7:54 PM ^
Who wrote that needs to quit drinking and go to bed.
February 27th, 2018 at 10:09 PM ^
what you got.
February 28th, 2018 at 5:32 AM ^
Did they let a high school kid write that for them? I am speechless at how pathetic and tacky that reads. I also would like to know what the ..."and much more" could possibly be.
February 28th, 2018 at 8:23 AM ^
"and much more" means their Revolution guys will fire the cannon at least once a game whether Rutgers scores or not. BOOM MFs!
February 27th, 2018 at 7:54 PM ^
I guess February 27 is opposite day in Piscataway. That's the only way Buttgers is ever finding their way to the top of the Big Ten East.
February 27th, 2018 at 7:54 PM ^
Nope. That is funny all by itself.
February 27th, 2018 at 7:54 PM ^
That line right there... if true, is a very sad statement on Rutgers sports indeed.
February 27th, 2018 at 7:58 PM ^
- As far as when the best time to discuss my plans for next season......uh never.
- I will give them credit for having a sense of humor.
- This made me think it was an April Fool's joke.
February 27th, 2018 at 8:04 PM ^
Unsubscribing usually increases the amount of spam you receive.
February 27th, 2018 at 8:05 PM ^
Be here to watch Coach Ash and the team power through the Big Ten Conference to the top of the Eastern Division standings!
February 27th, 2018 at 8:21 PM ^
God, that's mesmerizing.
February 27th, 2018 at 8:33 PM ^
That's what he gets for wasting champagne.
February 27th, 2018 at 8:48 PM ^
Won't stop watching
February 27th, 2018 at 8:10 PM ^
Who in their right mind would ever subject themselves to a full season of Rutgers football?
February 27th, 2018 at 8:10 PM ^
*at the beginning of the year, when all teams are tied at 0-0
- 4-installment payment plan (send in one penny at a time!)
- No priority point seating minimums to ensure you have access to our best seating locations (the stadium is always literally so empty that you can move to the front row if you'd like!)
- 2 complimentary tickets to opening day vs Texas State (they're only favored by two touchdowns! we've got a shot to keep it within single digits!)
- Adidas.com discounts (if your actual team is an Adidas school or you need a new pair of shoes!)
…..and much more (we're so desperate that we'll throw more stuff at the wall to hopefully entice takers)! There has never been a better time to join the Rutgers family (when you're at the bottom, there's nowhere to go but up! then again, sideways in our case is much more likely, if we're being honest!)!
February 27th, 2018 at 9:10 PM ^
Are you employed as a comedic writer? If you are not well paid, please consider an alternative career in this field. Seriously!
February 27th, 2018 at 9:28 PM ^
Thank you for the kind words, I genuinely appreciate it! Having said that, given those comments, you now join an exclusive list.
List of people who think Get a Grip is so funny:
1. Get a Grip's mother
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We meet once a week for lunch!* Welcome aboard, truly distinguished individual of remarkable taste!
*you're paying for all three of us if you come, by the way
February 27th, 2018 at 8:11 PM ^
Ask them how they plan to split up 1 cent into a 4-installment payment plan.
February 27th, 2018 at 8:38 PM ^
They have their own self sustaining economy....Like Dave & Busters
February 27th, 2018 at 8:13 PM ^
They couldn't pay me to go to Rutgers vs. Texas State or to buy anything from adidas.com for that matter. It is hilarious that those are "perks".
February 27th, 2018 at 8:13 PM ^
There’s always a much more when there is nothing left to say.
February 27th, 2018 at 8:28 PM ^
In what - a farting contest? Scattegories? Dance battles?
February 27th, 2018 at 9:06 PM ^
....men's tanning and hair gel usage....
Note the visitor on the left
February 27th, 2018 at 9:51 PM ^
I, for one, think Rutgers is doing the right thing rescuing them from Loompaland.
February 27th, 2018 at 10:33 PM ^
Is that Jimmy Clausen in the third photo?
February 27th, 2018 at 8:47 PM ^
As long as they leave a cute note sprinkled with little R's and a stuffed bear on my seat before I get there.
February 27th, 2018 at 8:49 PM ^
Like IU or Purdue or Illinois can/ does send a better email.
February 27th, 2018 at 9:10 PM ^
Just to be clear: Texas State went 2-10 last year with wins over Houston Baptist and Coastal Carolina. I guess that means Rutgers has a small chance of a win. Operative words being small chance.
February 27th, 2018 at 9:33 PM ^
Rutgers has some pretty good post grad certification programs...all I got for this thread
February 27th, 2018 at 10:34 PM ^
I checked LinkedIn to see where Hunter Lochmann works.
For what it’s worth, it’s not Rutgers.
February 27th, 2018 at 10:59 PM ^
Look for organizations that are tire fires...you'll find him there
February 27th, 2018 at 10:54 PM ^
Wells Fargo crew. Would be sold out by the end of the week.
February 27th, 2018 at 10:55 PM ^
In 2013 I actually bought Northwestern season ticket. Their home schedule included Michigan, MSU, OSU, Western Michigan, Minnesota. I sold every ticket except for our game and made hundreds. I then also received emails from them for a few years to purchase again. Good times.
February 28th, 2018 at 1:11 PM ^
We should take up a collection and buy a Rutgers season ticket out of pity. They could probably use the dough.