A bunch of Elvis impersonators gone to seed.

This is like Michigan showing up in Mad Max: Fury Road in a Studebaker.

You could just show him all of Xavier's NCAA victories the last five years.

Kevin Warren, Adolf Hitler, and T.J. Duckett walk into a replay booth.

Even if he's just making a base calculation and not thinking about making Tom Izzo eat his own liver, this is a smart move for him. And then you get the bonus of making Tom Izzo eat his own liver.

If Nick Saban is complaining about Texas A&M, Texas A&M is doing it right.

Locking up grandma in the basement will do that.

You have an NBA out; you don't have a Bobby Hurley out.

What's academic achievement at Ohio State?

We put on our Suh jerseys and feel like men.