Pitt apparently had precisely two plays they thought could work on the opponent’s one-yard line. And they didn’t work.

It's the bye week, and that means hoops preview edition. Except we have to laugh about MSU first, duh.

Shea's pocket presence has not improved and that's worrisome

It was never a t-shirt. It might have been a spittle-flecked blog post.

The thing about Murderwolf is he doesn’t party under overpasses.

You gotta get Al Borges onto the same lingo as I have.

A: We Are Developing

All weight gain and all weight loss are good, so if you lose 50 pounds and gain it back you get superpowers

Look at his beard; he spends all his time on that thing, and honestly, that’s the move.

What? That's just like the opposite of what I just said.